A citv movie telling the story
Ernie: [humming but notices the audience] Hi there everybody! Welcome to the movie! Hey, we're so glad you came! Now this movie... [Bert comes in, with a shower headress and a towel]
Bert: Ernie! Listen, Ernie. I'm going to take a shower. Have you seen my anti-bacterial soap?
Ernie: Uh, no Bert. I haven't
Bet: Oh. [Ernie comes back to us]
Ernie: Now, this movie you're all about to see is all about, Lydia deetz from the cartoon, beetlejuice.
Bert: Who are you talking to?
Ernie: The audience, Bert. They're right here.
Bert: [gasps] Wow! Look at all those people! Hey, nice cardigan. [laughs with Ernie]
Ernie: Now, in this movie, Lydia deetz is going to ask for your help. She wants you to talk and play along.
Bert: Uh, how do we start?
Ernie: It's easy. Just count backwards from 10.
Ernie: You see, Bert. That's how you start a movie, Bert.
Ernie: Can you all help us count backwards from ten?
Kids in Audience: Yeah!
Ernie: Ready? Yell real loud! [A countdown, looking similar to the classic SMPTE film leader comes on]
Ernie, Bert, kids in Audience: Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one! [The background turns into a cloudy scenery]
Ernie: Do you think you going to put some clothes on now?
Bert: What? [he notices, and screams. He runs away]
Ernie: Enjoy the movie, everybody. We hope this film includes me and bert [The title comes on. The camera goes to Lydia’s apartment where she is sleeping. A cuckoo-clock's hatch opens. But instead of the usual 1-12 repeating cuckoo sounds...]
Cuckoo bird: WAKE UP!
Lydia: Aaah! [falls out of bed] I’m up! I’m up! I’m... [notices the audience] Wow! Hello, everybody. I am lydia deetz
(Lydia turned on the tv, morning song from what a wonderful day plays)
Lydia: i’m Ready for today!
(lydia got her hat and she went to citv studios)
(at citv studios)
Stephen mulhern: hello lydia, welcome to citv!
lydia: thank you mr mulhern
Danielle nicholls: you can put your bag down and walk to the studio sets you wanna be in
(at mr bean the animated series studio set)
Mr bean: oh hello! I’m mr bean, and you are?
lydia: lydia deetz!
mr bean: nice to meet you, and hey, teddy likes to see you
lydia deetz: aw! He’s so cute!
(at Pokemon sun and moon the series studio set)
Professor kukui: okay class, today we will... Lydia deetz! Where did you come from?
Lydia deetz: I came all the way from Warner bros studio
professor kukui: class, meet lydia, she is a cartoon character from beetlejuice
(after meeting all citv stars)
professor kukui: Hey lydia, I got to tell you a little secret
lydia deetz: what’s that?
professor kukui: remember
lydia deetz: you know under the Alolan sun, AKA the theme from Pokémon Sun and Moon series?
professor kukui: yep
lydia deetz: ok mr kukui, let er rip!
Ash ketchum: ok Professor, after three! One, two, three!
Professor Kukui: I could get used to this heat on my skin
I can feel everyday (lydia deetz: Oh, yeah!)
I'm a little bit stronger
I only wish each day was longer, yeah! (Lillie: yes sir!)
Now we're having fun in the sun, the Alolan sun (Lana, kiawe and mallow: Yes!
week after week
It's just like we're on vacation, yeah! (Sophocles: give us a big finish!)
Our journeys begun
friends til the end (Lydia deetz: yes!)
Number one's our destination
under the Alolan sun (ash Ketchum, Lillie, Lana, mallow, Sophocles And kiawe: bring it home kukui!)
lydia deetz: THAT WAS GREAT! WOO!
professor kukui: THANK YOU CITV STUDIOS, GOODNIGHT!!
(at the Clarissa Explains it all set, the darlings are setting up the movie theater)
sam: Yo lydia, what if you star in the next film
professor kukui: Hey! What about me?
clarissa: are you in the next film?
professor kukui: yep
clarissa: now, remember, lunchtime from what a wonderful day can be heard at the movies
K.C Cooper: And for me and Ernie Cooper, we’re going to star in it
clarissa: so, we’re gonna call it, trouble at the movies
(the purple hand gang and the secret club came)
lydia: EEK! Its a horrid boy
professor kukui: no need to threat
sam: trouble at the movies, Take one
clarissa: and, action!
ferguson: ok, we got have seats left
lydia: exscuse me, (gasps) what, horrid boy? What are you up to now?
(what a wonderful day starts)
Lydia deetz: YUCK!
horrid Henry: i’m Henry, horrid Henry!
lydia deetz: what are you doing?
horrid Henry: taping my fingers
lydia deetz: what are you up to now?
horrid Henry: haircut!
lydia deetz: I don’t wanna haircut
clarissa: And Cut! Thanks everyone!
(everyone leaves, but the screen becomes a wormhole)
lydia deetz: uh! Wait a second, is that a wormhole? (Flies away) WHEEEEEE!
Ferguson: have a nice trip
(lydia deetz is how at kablammy world)
lydia deetz: how did I came here?
henry: hello lydia, i’m Henry
june: And i’m June, welcome to kablam!
lydia deetz: thanks