Barney Rackstraw is a fifth (later sixth) grade boy and one of the bullies who is friends with Lawson. He is sometimes referred to by his surname. He is chubby and has dark yellow hair. He wears a light green jumper and dark green trousers. He often hangs out with Billy Dinkley.

Voice: Brian

Father: Unknown Father

Mother: Unknown Mother

Friends: Earwin Lawson, Gelman, Conrad Mundy, Greg Skeens, Chucko Kowalski, Jocko, Buster, Cheay, Koreo, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob Murphy and Kurst the Worst 

Enemies: Miss Finster, Principal Prickly, TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg, Gus Griswald, Randall Weems and Menlo

Likes: Going to fast food places, football, playing against TJ and Vince in sports such as kickball, dodgeball, baseball, soccer and other sports, making fun of his enemies including TJ and his friends, hanging out with Dinkley causing trouble and beating Vince at something

Dislikes: Being grounded, being snitched on by Randall, losing to Vince and getting punished

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