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At the graveyard, Ronnie and Carl were mourning the death of Princess Peach.
Ronnie: Poor Princess Peach. I'm going to miss her.
Carl: She got pushed by Donkey Kong in the crocodile pit and now she's mauled to death.
Ronnie and Carl walked off, crying. Just then, Blue Paratroopa walked up to Fred's grave.
Blue Paratroopa: I'm going to pee at Princess Peach's grave because Princess Peach got mauled by some crocodiles! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Blue Paratroopa started to pee at Princess Peach's grave, and then Ronnie and Carl came. Ronnie and Carl were horrified.
Ronnie: Oh no! Blue Paratroopa's peeing on Fred's grave!
Carl: This is terrible! We better tell Captain Brad!
Ronnie and Carl ran off to tell their leader Captain Bradley.
Ronnie: CAPTAIN BRAD!
Carl: CAPTAIN BRAD!
Blue Paratroopa kept on peeing on Princess Peach's grave, and then he stopped doing it.
Blue Paratroopa: Hahahahaha! Take that, Princess Peach!
Suddenly, Captain Brad came, along with his lackeys Ronnie and Carl, and Captain Brad were very angry.
Ronnie: There he is, Captain Brad!
Carl: Blue Paratroopa peed on Fred's grave!
Captain Brad: He did what?!
Captain Brad was very angry with Blue Paratroopa.
Captain Brad: Blue Paratroopa how dare you pee at Princess Peach's grave?! That's a federal offence! You should be ashamed of yourself! Now Princess Peach's grave is ruined, and it's all your fault! Thanks to you, now I'm going to send in the troops to wash Princess Peach's grave! That's it, go home now!
Popple: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Blue Paratroopa, I can't believe you peed at Princess Peach's grave! You know it's inappropriate and is a very bad thing to do! You know it's disrespectful! And now, Princess Peach's grave is ruined because of you! That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded for three days with no computer and no video games! Go to your room right now and think about what you have done!
Blue Paratroopa: Hey! You don't call me Blue Paratroopa! I'm your father!
Popple: Whatever! I already have a father named Dallas and a mother named Allison because WeatherStar4000Video made me!
Blue Paratroopa: Look! YankieDude5000 made it so that I'm your father, so deal with it!
Popple: I don't care if it was YankieDude5000's choice to make you my father! Go to your room and I will be telling my real dad what happened!
Blue Paratroopa (running upstairs): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!