Buster Gets a Flu Shot is a grounded video by Kosta Karatzovalis as part of the Recessverse, published on April 4th 2019
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At the lounge, Buster was getting frightened, as his parents were glaring.
Buster: No dad! I'm not getting my flu shot!
Buster's dad: Oh yes you will Buster! Do you want to get sick? Let's go right now!
Buster and his parents went out of the house and they got into the car.
Buster's dad drove off on the way to the doctor's surgery. Then Buster and his parents got out of the car and they entered the surgery. They sat in the waiting room, and Lawson and his parents also sat with them.
Lawson: No mum and dad! I don't want to get a flu shot! Please let me stay home and play on my Playstation 4! Please! No!
Lawson's mum: Too bad, Erwin! You're getting a flu shot whenever you like it or not.
Lawson's dad: When we get home after your flu shot, you will go to your room and do nothing until the pain goes away.
Buster's dad: Buster! It's time to get your flu shot! Your name has been called!
Then Buster and his parents went into the nurse's room, and Dr Quilty was asking Buster's parents, as Buster's dad was glaring.
Dr Quilty: Now who will be getting the flu shot?
Buster's mum: Buster will!
Then Buster sat on a bed.
Dr Quilty: Okay, little boy!
Buster was offended and cursed at Dr Quilty, much to her horror.
Buster: F*** you! I'm a big guy! I'm not little! Don't you dare threaten me like that!
Buster's mum was glaring and Dr Quilty was indignant.
Dr Quilty: Hey! Don't talk to me like that!
Then Dr Quilty stopped getting indignant.
Dr Quilty: Anyways, come here to get your flu shot, it will hurt really bad, but don't listen to it. The pain only lasts for a few minutes.
Buster got very annoyed, and Buster's parents and Dr Quilty were shocked.
Buster: No! I'm not getting a flu shot! It hurts so bad! I really hate pain! And if you do, I will stick that needle all up you!
Buster's parents and Dr Quilty were annoyed.
Dr Quilty: Hey! You do not talk to adults like that! If you keep that attitude up, I will do a blood draw in your eyes! Now come here right now!
Buster lost his temper, much to the horror of Dr Quilty and Buster's parents.
Buster: (Shouty's voice) No! That's it! I will give you the shot instead so you know how the pain feels!
Buster snatched a needle from Dr Quilty, and he started to aim the needle at Dr Quilty.
Dr Quity: Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono!
Buster punched the needle in Dr Quilty's chest, and blood came out of Dr Quilty's chest. Dr Quilty fell to the floor.
Dr Quilty: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! He punched it in my breasts! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Bleh! I just puked out blood and it hurts so bad! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Just then the doctor came, and he was horrified.
Doctor : Oh my god! We need to bring you to the trauma centre immediately!
Just then the ambulance's siren blared, and then the three ambulance men came with a stretcher.
Doctor: Quick everyone! Take her to the trauma centre right away!
Ambulance woman 1: Whatever you say!
Ambulance woman 2: Okay guys! 1! 2! 3! Lift!
Then the ambulance men lifted Dr Quilty up on the stretcher. The second ambulance woman was horrified.
Ambulance woman 2: Oh no! She's lost her pulse!
Ambulance man: Let's rush her to the trauma centre immediately before she dies!
So the doctor and the ambulance people wheeled Dr Quilty on the way to the hospital. Buster's parents were extremely angry at Buster, who was horrified.
Buster's dad: (Shouty's voice) Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Buster! We can't believe you injured the nurse! That's it, I'm giving you the shot myself!
Then Koreo's dad picked up a needle and rushed over to Buster.
Buster's dad: And I know exactly we'll be giving you the shot.
Buster's dad gave Buster the flu shot. Blood came out of Buster.
Buster: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!
When Buster and his parents got home, Buster's parents had put Buster on the couch and put the blanket on him.
Buster's dad: That'll teach you a lesson for injuring the nurse. You're grounded for a week. You'll be sleeping on the couch for a week, and you will be forced to watch Barney on VHS.
Buster's mum: And don't even think about getting off the couch for any reason. We'll be putting on the VHS tapes, then we'll make shrimp for dinner, your least favourite food.
Buster: Crap! I hate Barney! And I hate shrimp!
Buster's dad: We don't care, Buster! Watch those Barney VHS tapes while we make dinner.
Then Buster's parents left, and Buster had no choice but to watch Barney VHS tapes and eat his least favourite food shrimp as punishment.
Buster: Well, it looks like I'm forced to sleep on the couch for a week! And I'm also forced to watch Barney on VHS for a week, and eat my least favourite food, shrimp! Can my life get any worse than this?! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Steven as Buster and Ambulance Man
Wiseguy as Buster's dad and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)
Allison as Buster's mum
Eric as Lawson
Kimberly as Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum) and Ambulance Woman 2
Kate as Dr Quilty and Ambulance Woman 1
Brian as Doctor
Shouty as Buster's angry voice and Buster's dad's angry voice