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Characters:

Caillou-Ivy

Boris-Eric

Call Of Duty Player-Joey

Transcript:

Caillou: Man, I absolutely hate being grounded. What should I do? Hold on, I still have my computer! I will play Call Of Duty Black Ops 3!

(Caillou turns on his computer and logs into his Call Of Duty Black Ops account)

(1 Hour Later)

Caillou: *Shrek Roar* STOP! (CENSORED BY TRUCK HORN) KILLING! ME! YOU STUPID JACKASS!!! I AM THE BEST SNIPER IN THIS GAME AND I AM GOING TO BLOW A WARFARE!!! I AM SO BADASS THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT GOING TO KILL ME!!!

Call Of Duty Player: Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Well, Kid, you just suck at the game. You are the worst Call Of Duty Black Ops 3 Player I’ve ever seen! You are such a disgraceful bastard!

Caillou: *Enraged* WHAT THE (CENSORED BY TRUCK HORN) DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE (CENSORED BY TRUCK HORN)!? YOU WON’T GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT (CENSORED BY TRUCK HORN) TO ME!!! YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE RAID BECAUSE MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES CALLED P.A.T.C.H.W.O.R.K. HAS INSTALLED A TRACKING DEVICE ON YOUR COMPUTER!!! YOUR ADDRESS IS BEING TRACKED RIGHT NOW!!! AND-

Call Of Duty Player: YEAH YEAH YEAH WHATEVER!!! SHUT UP YOU (CENSORED BY TRUCK HORN) YOUR SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES HAS THE WORST NAME EVER!!! I AM REPORTING YOUR ACCOUNT FOR HACKING!!!

*Caillou absolutely loses it at this point. He smashes his computer, rips down the posters on his wall, chops his bed in half with his bare hand, and proceeds to destroy his entire room*

Boris: OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!!!! CAILLOU!!! HOW (CENSORED BY TRUCK HORN) DARE YOU ACT TOXIC ON CALL OF DUTY BLACK OPS 3!!! THAT’S IT!!! I AM KILLING YOU RIGHT NOW!!!

Caillou: OHNONONONONONONONONONON!!!!

(Boris rapid fires Caillou with his AK-47)

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