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Characters:

Caillou - Ivy

P.A.T.C.H.W.O.R.K Agent - Eric

Cookie Monster - Scary Voice

Cookie Monster’s Dad - Kidaroo

Boris - Eric

Transcript:

Caillou: Man, I hate Cookie Monster so much! I wish he could die. Wait a minute, die? I know! I’ll contact my secret network of spies called P.A.T.C.H.W.O.R.K and trace Cookie Monster’s address! Hello? This is the founder of P.A.T.C.H.W.O.R.K, Caillou Anderson. Can you trace Cookie Monster’s address and storm his house? Thanks! Bye! This will be good! Hahahahahahaah!

*At Cookie Monster’s house*

Cookie Monster’s Dad: Cookie Monster! How dare you vandalize the school! You are grounded for 4 weeks! Go to your room now!

*Suddenly, sirens are heard in the distance*

Cookie Monster: What was that?

P.A.T.C.H.W.O.R.K Agent: THIS IS PATCHWORK!!! WE WILL RAID YOUR LOCATION!!!

Cookie Monster’s Dad: OH NO!!!

*At home*

*Caillou is checking the raid status*

Caillou: Man, The raid worked and Cookie Monster is dead!

Boris: OHOHOHOHOHOHOH!!! CAILLOU!!! HOW DARE YOU SEND YOU SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES TO COOKIE MONSTER‘S HOUSE AND KILL HIM!!! THAT’S IT!!! YOU’RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR 2736328188237271781101918226228181 YEARS!!!! GO JUMP IN THE HOLE IN THE BACKYARD NOW!!!

Caillou: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

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