Clyde Philmore is a boy who is also a bully, often bullying either Gus or Cornchip Girl. He was taught a lesson by Mr. E. He had to write an essay about how it's wrong to bully people. Despite being a bully, he seems to be somewhat of a coward and a wimp as seen when he cried immediately when Gus shoved him over after pushing Cornchip Girl. He also was instantly cowed when Mr. E approached him about his bullying behavior. He is short and stubby, sports long blonde spiky hair, and wears a blue shirt and a red baseball cap.
Father: Unknown father
Mother: Unknown mother
Friends: Earwin Lawson, Gelman, Conrad Mundy, Greg Skeens, Chucko Kowalski, Jocko, Buster, Cheay, Koreo, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob Murphy and Kurst the Worst
Enemies: Miss Finster, Principal Prickly, TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg, Gus Griswald, Randall Weems and Menlo
Likes: Going to fast food places, stealing money from someone, bullying people (especially Gus Griswald and Cornchip Girl), beating his victims up and causing trouble
Dislikes: Being grounded, being snitched on by Randall and getting punished