At the village, Clyde Philmore was extremely angry about Lieutenant LaMaise.

Clyde: Man! I hate Lieutenant LaMaise so much because he always catches me and punishes me for causing trouble for his daughter Cornchip Girl! What shall I do?

Then Clyde thought of something.

Clyde: I know! I will pepper spray Lieutenant LaMaise! I'm going to fetch a pepper spray from the garage.

Clyde sneaked into the garage, and then he fetched a pepper spray from the shelf, and then he left it.

Clyde: Now to go to Lieutenant LaMaise's ship!

So Clyde went off to the harbour, and then he arrived at the harbour. Then he entered the Navy ship.

Clyde: Now to go into Lieutenant LaMaise's office.

Clyde followed the hallway on the way to Lieutenant LaMaise's office, and then he entered Lieutenant LaMaise's office and confronted Lieutenant LaMaise. Lieutenant LaMaise felt angry.

Lieutenant Griswald: Clyde Philmore, what are you doing in my office?! And what are you doing in my ship?!

Clyde: Lieutenant LaMaise, I am going to pepper spray you!

Lieutenant LaMaise: Don't you dare do that! That's mutiny! That's strictly against LaMaise policy!

Clyde: Too bad! Say your prayers!

Clyde pepper sprayed Lieutenant LaMaise, and Lieutenant LaMaise started screaming.


Lieutenant LaMaise fell to the floor, and he started crying.

Lieutenant LaMaise started crying.

Lieutenant LaMaise: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! My eyes! They're hurt! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Clyde: Haha! Take that, you stupid lieutenant!

Just then, Cornchip Girl's mum came.

Cornchip Girl's mum: Luke, I heard you screaming. Are you alright?

Lieutenant LaMaise: No, Kathy. My eyes are sore. Clyde Philmore pepper sprayed me.

Cornchip Girl's mum was dismayed.

Cornchip Girl's mum: He did what?! Oh no! Thanks for telling me! I'll have a word with Clyde.

Cornchip Girl's mum was furious with Clyde.

Cornchip Girl's mum: Clyde Philmore, how dare you pepper spray my hospital?! Now he has to go to the hospital, because of you! That's it, go home while I call your parents!

Clyde went home in disgrace, and Cornchip Girl's mum telephoned Clyde's parents.

Cornchip Girl's mum: Hello, Mr and Mrs Philmore! This is Kathy LaMaise. Your son Clyde has pepper sprayed my husband. My husband needs to go to the hospital because of him. Can you please ground him?! Great! Thank you! Bye!

Cornchip Girl's mum put down the phone.

Cornchip Girl's mum: It's okay, Luke. Clyde is going to be grounded by his parents.

(We see Clyde's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Clyde's dad: (Scary voice) Clyde, Clyde, Clyde, Clyde, Clyde, get over here right now!

Back home, Clyde's parents were extremely angry with Clyde.

Clyde's dad: Clyde, how dare you pepper spray Lieutenant LaMaise! That is very dangerous!

Clyde's mum: You know pepper spraying Lieutenant LaMaise is a very bad thing to do! Now he has to go to the hospital because of you! You should be ashamed of yourself, young man!

Clyde's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a week!

Clyde's mum: Go upstairs to your room now and think about what you have done to poor Lieutenant LaMaise!

Clyde went to his room, crying.

Clyde: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Steven as Clyde Philmore

Wiseguy as Lieutenant LaMaise

Catherine as Cornchip Girl's mum

Diesel as Clyde's dad

Allison as Clyde's mum

Scary voice as Clyde's dad's angry voice

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