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Dark Bowser, Phineas T. Ratchet, Sir Kay, and Razor Beard are in huge trouble, & all 4 ended up getting suspended from school for swearing in school.

Transcript 

Mr. Dallas: Okay, Class, today we will doing a few math problems. What is 5 x 2? Yes Gantu?

Gantu: 12?

Mr. Dallas: All right, now let's try again if someone who is not a complete Retard. Anyone, Come on, don't be shy.

Dark Bowser: I think I know the answer, Mr. Dallas.

Ratchet: Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah-Nah!

Dark Bowser: Shut up, You blockhead!

Ratchet: Hey! Don't call me a block Head you fucking big blue monster!

Mr. Dallas: Ratchet, did you just say the F word?

Ratchet: Uh... Big blue monster?

Dark Bowser: No, he was talking about "Fuck"! You can't say "Fuck" in School you Fucking Jackass!

Mr. Dallas: Dark Bowser!

Ratchet: What the fuck Not?!

Mr. Dallas: Phineas T. Ratchet!

Kay: Dude, you just said fuck again!

Mr. Dallas: Sir Kay!

Razorbeard: (bleep)!

Mr. Dallas: Razorbeard!

Ratchet: What's the Big Deal? It doesn't hurt anybody.Fuck-Fuckity Fuck-Fuck-Fuck

Mr. Dallas: How would you like to go to the Principal's office?

Ratchet: How would you like to suck my balls?!

(everybody gasping)

Mr. Dallas: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

Ratchet: Oh, I'm Sorry, what I said was, "HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUCK MY BALLS, MR. DALLAS?!"

Kay: Holy shit, dude!

(at Principal Eric's Office)

Principal Eric: Well, Dark Bowser, Phineas T. Ratchet, Sir Kay, and Razorbeard! I am very disappointed in you four cussing and as for this, you both are suspended for 5 weeks! Go home now!

Bowser: Dark Bowser! How dare you cuss in class and get suspended for 5 weeks! That's it, you are grounded for 5 weeks!

Icy Peach: Go to bed right now, or else we will send you to France!

Dark Bowser: Wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa!

Madame Gasket: Ratchet! How dare you cuss in class and get suspended for 5 weeks! That's it, you are grounded for 5 weeks! Go to bed right now, or else I will send you to Italy! Or you may end up like your father!

Ratchet: Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono!

Sir Ector: Kay! How dare you cuss in class and get suspended for 5 weeks! That's it, you are grounded for 5 weeks! Go to bed right now, or else we will send you to Germany!

Kay: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Razorwife: Razorbeard! How dare you cuss in class and get suspended for 5 weeks! That's it, you are grounded for 5 weeks! Go to bed right now, or else we will send you to Serbia!

Razorbeard: Noonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoonoo!    



CAST

Dallas as Mr. Dallas

Alan as Dark Bowser and Razorbeard

Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet

Paul as Sir Kay

Eric as Principal Eric and Sir Ector

Scary voice as Gantu and Bowser

Julie as Icy Peach

Kidaroo (or Wiseguy) as Madame Gasket

Kate as Razorwife

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