Dark Bowser-Alan

Clyde Philmore-Steven


TJ Detweiler-Eric

Vince LaSSao-Paul

Spinelli and Icy Peach-Julie

Gretchen Grundler-Amy

Mikey Blumberg-Joey

Gus Griswald-Evil Genius/David/Zack

Clyde's dad-Diesel

Bowser-Scary voice


At Clyde Philmore's house, Dark Bowser was praising Clyde Philmore.

Dark Bowser: Clyde Philmore, you are now ungrounded. You can do whatever you want. I have good news to tell you. Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens and Phineas T. Ratchet melted Mason and Jason down into meat so Mason and Jason won't cause trouble for us anymore. Also, you get to help me get rid of Shakira. She causes trouble for us, and she's worse than Mason and Jason. I reckon she's at the bridge.

Clyde: Oh no! Not Shakira! She's worse than Mason and Jason! She's so stupid!

Dark Bowser: I agree! Let's go push off the bridge!

So Dark Bowser and Clyde went off to find Shakira, and then they met her at the bridge. 

Dark Bowser: Shakira! 

Shakira: (angrily) Dark Bowser and Clyde Philmore, what do you want for me now?

Dark Bowser: How dare you betray Lawson and his friends, particularly Clyde here?!

Clyde: Yeah, that is unacceptable! You are nothing but a traitor, and you fraternise with TJ and the Gang! As for your punishment for your betrayal, we're going to push off the bridge! 

Shakira was horrified.

Shakira: Nononononononononononononono! Please don't push me off the bridge! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Dark Bowser: Too bad! Time to die! You will drown when you fall into the water below/

Clyde: And then you will burn in hell! Say goodbye, Shakira!

Dark Bowser and Shakira pushed Shakira off the bridge, and Shakira fell screaming into the water below.

Shakira: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Dark Bowser and Clyde began to laugh.

Dark Bowser: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's what she gets for betraying Lawson and his friends!

Clyde: Yeah, she'll burn in hell alongside Jason and Mason!

Suddenly, TJ and the Gang came and confronted Dark Bowser and Clyde, much to their horror. They were furious. 

TJ: Dark Bowser and Clyde Philmore! How dare you push Shakira off the bridge?! (in his TV voice) This is not fair! 

Vince: We just heard that you two are going to do that!

Spinelli: Now look down there! 

Gretchen: She's fallen in the water! And she's drowned!

Mikey: Now she's gone! And it's all your fault!

Gus: She's gone underwater, thanks to the pair of you! That's it, go home while we call your parents!

Then Dark Bowser and Clyde Philmore went home in disgrace. Then Dark Bowser and Clyde arrived at Clyde's house where Clyde's dad was waiting.

Clyde's dad: Clyde, where have you been?

Clyde: Dark Bowser ungrounded me so I helped him push Shakira off the bridge.

Clyde's dad: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Dark Bowser, how dare you push Shakira off the bridge?! You know it's unacceptable! That's it, go home right now!

Dark Bowser went home in disgrace, crying.

Dark Bowser: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Clyde's dad glared at Clyde.

Clyde's dad: And as for you, Clyde. You're grounded for being ungrounded by Dark Bowser. Get back in the house and go to your room now.

Clyde went back in his house, crying.

Clyde: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Back in Dark Bowser's house, Bowser and Icy Peach scolded Dark Bowser.

Bowser: Dark Bowser, how dare you unground Clyde Philmore and push Shakira off the bridge?! You know you can't do that at all!

Icy Peach: You know it's dangerous to push Shakira off the bridge!

Dark Bowser: But mom and dad, Shakira betrayed Lawson and his friends, particularly Clyde Philmore. That's why I have to unground Clyde so he could help me push Shakira off the bridge!

Bowser: That was very mean of you! Now everyone reacted to her death after she fell into the water below, thanks to you! That's it, you're grounded. grounded, grounded for three weeks!

Icy Peach: Go to your room right now!

Dark Bowser went to this room, crying.

Dark Bowser: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


The audio featuring TJ Detweiler saying "This is not fair!" from the Recess episode Prickly is Leaving is used as an audio where he and the gang scold Dark Bowser and Clyde Philmore for pushing Shakira off the bridge

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