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In Principal Prickly's office, Principal Prickly was bored.

Principal Prickly: Man! I am so hungry! I shall go to the cafeteria and buy some lunch. 

Principal Prickly went off to the cafeteria to get some lunch. Then Diller peeked in. 

Diller: Good! The coast is clear! 

Then Diller walked over to Principal Prickly's desk, and sat on Principal Prickly's chair. 

Diller: I am going to spread a rumour about Jordan and Jerome on the intercom! But why? Because they always report me to King Bob, send me to the dodgeball wal and report me to my teacher! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I'm going to imitate Principal Prickly speaking on the intercom!

Diller rang the bell, and started imitating Principal Prickly speaking on the intercom. 

Diller: (Wiseguy voice) Attention students! This is Principal Prickly speaking! Jordan Cooke and Jerome Bradwell have been bullying other students including Miss Grotke and Miss Furley's fourth grade students and Mr Lee's sixth grade students! They swore at King Bob, called Mr Lee the N-word and whipped kindergarteners by treating them like animals! They're a danger to us all! Jordan and Jerome must be sent to detention immediately and then get expelled so they will no longer be students in this school ever again!

Suddenly, Diller heard the bell ringing.

Diller: I better run back to class before I get caught! 

Diller ran out of Principal Prickly's office. At the Third Street Playground, Miss Finster came up to Jordan and Jerome, and she was very annoyed at them.

Miss Finster: Jordan and Jerome, I have heard that you have been bullying other students including Miss Grotke and Miss Furley's fourth grade students and your classmates, sworn at King Bob, called your teacher the N-word and whipped kindergarteners by treating them like animals!

Jordan: Miss Finster, why? Why did we do such things??

Jerome: We're innocent, we tell you!

Miss Finster: I don't care! You two have just caused too much trouble!

Jordan: But Miss Finster. We're serious.

Jerome: Someone told a lie about us! Someone claimed so!

Miss Finster: That's no excuse, Jordan and Jerome! I'm sending you to detention right now! Come with me now!

Miss Finster dragged Jordan and Jerome on the way to detention.

Jordan: No wait! we're innocent, we tell you!

Jerome: We've been framed! Someone spreaded a rumour about us!

Miss Finster dragged Jordan and Jerome back inside the school building. Back in the hallway, Diller smirked.

Diller: Oh boy! Jordan and Jerome are going to get expelled!

Then Diller saw Miss Finster dragging Jordan and Jerome to detention.

Jordan: No, you don't understand!

Jerome: We're good boys! We tell you!

Miss Finster: Tell it to Miss Lemon!

Diller sniggered, and he walked along and he went upstairs. He walked on, thinking.

Diller: Oh boy! Jordan and Jerome will be losing their jobs as King Bob's advisers, and then they'll be expelled for good.

Then Diller came closer to Principal Prickly, who had got a cheeseburger and was running closer to him with horror and they stopped and noticed each other with shock. 

(scary Sound FX)

Principal Prickly: Diller, have you heard that Jordan and Jerome have been bullying other students including Miss Grotke and Miss Furley's fourth grade students and Mr Lee's sixth grade students, sworm at King Bob, called Mr Lee the N-word and whipped kindergarteners by treating them like animals!

Then Principal Prickly turned angry. 

Principal Prickly: Wait a minute! That's it, go back to class! Grab your things, and wait for me in the hallway, now! 

So Diller did as he was told and Principal Prickly went back to his office in a huff. 

Five minutes later...

Diller came with his things and he sat at the hallway. Principal Prickly came with a pencil and the Behaviour Statement paper, feeling angry. 

Principal Prickly: Now Harris! You are going to write down everything down on what happened in the office. And if you lie, there will be some serious consequences that involve your parents. Okay? Start writing. 

Principal Prickly left the pencil and the paper to Diller. The Behaviour Statement paper said 'State everything that happened, and if you lie, there will be some serious consequences'. 

Diller thought for a minute.

Diller: Wait a minute! He has no proof! I can write down anything about Jordan and Jerome! 

So Diller started to writing down anything about Jordan and Jerome. 

Ten minutes later...

Diller had done writing down anything about Randall. Then Principal Prickly reappeared, still angry.

Principal Prickly: Give me your paper, now!

The words on the Behaviour Statement paper that Harris wrote 'I have no idea! I was in your office because I need to talk to you about my report card! I was aware of the intercom announcement. I believe that it was a hacker. I don't know why I am writing this. I did NOTHING bad! You can't do anything to me, because I didn't do anything. I swear! I can explain about Jordan and Jerome. Jordan and Jerome did ANYTHING bad! Jordan and Jerome have been bullying other students including Miss Grotke and Miss Furley's fourth grade students and Mr Lee's sixth grade students, sworn at King Bob, called Mr Lee the N-word and whipped kindergarteners by treating them like animals! Jordan and Jerome must be punished, sent to detention and expelled. I swear Jordan and Jerome did ANYTHING bad!'.

Principal Prickly: I need to talk to you alone in my office now!  

Diller followed Principal Prickly to his office, and he went inside it. So Principal Prickly sat at his desk, and Harris sat and faced Principal Prickly. 

Principal Prickly: Now, according to this paper, it says that you did absolutely nothing. It says that Jordan and Jerome did absolutely wrong. It says that James Johnson has been bullying other students including Miss Grotke and Miss Furley's fourth grade students and Mr Lee's sixth grade students, sworn at King Bob, called Mr Lee the N-word and whipped kindergarteners by treating them like animals. Jordan and Jerome must be punished, sent to detention and expelled. Is that true? And did you swear on it? 

Diller: I am telling the truth, and I swear on it! 

Principal Prickly: Oh really? Well, look to your right. Do you see that camcorder?

Diller was feeling horrified.

Principal Prickly: Yeah, we are going to watch the video to see what you actually did. Let's watch it right now. 

So Diller and Principal Prickly began to watch the video together. The scene of Diller planning to spread a rumour about Jordan and Jerome was on.

Diller: I am going to spread a rumour about Jordan and Jerome on the intercom! But why? Because they always report me to King Bob, send me to the dodgeball wal and report me to my teacher! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I'm going to imitate Principal Prickly speaking on the intercom!

Diller rang the bell, and started imitating Principal Prickly speaking on the intercom. 

Diller: (Wiseguy voice) Attention students! This is Principal Prickly speaking! Jordan Cooke and Jerome Bradwell have been bullying other students including Miss Grotke and Miss Furley's fourth grade students and Mr Lee's sixth grade students! They swore at King Bob, called Mr Lee the N-word and whipped kindergarteners by treating them like animals! They're a danger to us all! Jordan and Jerome must be sent to detention immediately and then get expelled so they will no longer be students in this school ever again!

Principal Prickly: Wow! Do you have anything to say about this?

Diller: OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK! You caught me! I lied! Please don't call my parents! I lied because I was scared! Please! I am so sorry! 

Principal Prickly: I am calling your parents right now to come talk to me and you about your behaviour. 

So Principal Prickly stood up picked up a phone and he called Harris' parents.

Principal Prickly: Hello, Diller's parents! Yes, it's about Diller. And yes, he is in trouble. He spreaded a rumour about Jordan and Jerome by imitating me speaking on the intercom and lied to me. Yes, same as usual, another conference. Okay, bye! 

Then Principal Prickly put down the phone and sat back down and told Diller about his parents.

Principal Prickly: Your parents are coming. Meet me in the conference room now. I'm going to tell your teacher about this!

Then Miss Finster came, feeling annoyed, and had a complaint to Principal Prickly.

Miss Finster: Principal Prickly!

Principal Prickly: What is it, Muriel?

Miss Finster: Jordan and Jerome bullied other students including Miss Grotke and Miss Furley's fourth grade students and Mr Lee's sixth grade students! They swore at King Bob, called their teacher the N-word and whipped kindergarteners by treating them like animals!

Principal Prickly: Wait a minute! Diller just spreaded a rumour about Jordan and Jerome by imitating me speaking on the intercom and lied to me.

Miss Finster: Oh my god! Thanks for telling me! I will punish Diller! (to Diller) Diller, how dare you spread a rumour about Jordan and Jerome by imitating me speaking on the intercom and lied to Principal Prickly?! You know it's deceitful! I could have expelled Jordan and Jerome, because of you! That's it, you're in big trouble! There will be serious consequences that involve your parents, and you will be suspended! Go with Principal Prickly to the conference room now while I go tell Jordan and Jerome!

Principal Prickly: Come with me, Diller! You're going to the conference room with me now!

Diller did as he was told, and he and Principal Prickly left the office and went to the conference room. Miss Finster walked out of the office, feeling guilty.

Miss Finster: I'm going to apologise to Jordan and Jerome for my mistake and explain what Diller has done.

Miss Finster walked along the hallway, and then she entered the detention room, and came back to Jordan and Jerome.

Miss Finster: Jordan and Jerome, I know you're both innocent. I'm sorry for sending you there. You didn't bullying other students including Miss Grotke and Miss Furley's fourth grade students or your classmates, nor swear at King Bob, nor call your teacher the N-word, nor whip kindergarteners by treating them like animals.

Jordan: I had a feeling someone framed me.

Jerome: Yeah, me too.

Miss Finster: You were right. Diller just spreaded a rumour about you by imitating Principal Prickly's voice on the intercom.

Jordan: I can't believe what Diller has done. He's as bad as his friends Lawson, Rackstraw, Dinkley and Harris. He's going to get suspended for this.

At the desk, Miss Lemon was shocked.

Miss Lemon: I can't believe Diller did such a thing. I can't believe he framed Jordan and Jerome. Diller is going to get punished.

Miss Finster: You're right, Gladys. Diller will be punished at once. He's now facing consequences that involve his parents. He's in the conference room. I will telephone Jordan and Jerome's parents at once.

In the conference room, Diller and Principal Prickly were with Diller's parents. Diller's parents had come to see Principal Prickly. 

Principal Prickly: Now that we are all in this situation, we will talk about consequences now. Diller, it was going to be smooth, just a little talk, and a warning, but you lied. So, you blew it. So here we go. Diller, your consequences include a regular Wednesday and five day talk with the counselor, a refferal and a suspension for two weeks. Words can't describe how disappointed I am with you right now. You have completely lost my trust in you, probably your parents' trust as well. 

Diller's dad: Oh yes, he lost our trust for a long time ago. 

Principal Prickly: Did you hear that, Diller? You are now untrustworthy. And to Harris' parents, here is a sign of paper to see a therapist to a mental hospital. Conference is dismissed! Go home now!

Back home, Diller's parents were extremely angry and upset with Diller.

Diller's mum: Mike, we cannot believe you spreaded a rumour about Jordan and Jerome by imitating Principal Prickly speaking on the intercom and got suspended! What do you have to say from yourself? 

Diller: Um! I guess this means I am grounded? Right! 

Diller's dad: That's right, Mike! You're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks! Now go upstairs to your room right now while I call the cab to take you to the mental hospital! 

Diller went to his room, crying. 

Diller: Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono!

In Jordan's house, Jordan's parents were feeling sorry for Jordan.

Jordan's dad: Jordan, we feel sorry that Diller spreaded a rumour about you by thinking you and your friend Jerome bullied other students including Miss Grotke and Miss Furley's fourth grade students and your classmates, swore at King Bob, called your teacher the N-word and whipped kindergarteners by treating them like animals.

Jordan's mum: It turns out, you and Jerome didn't bully other students including Miss Grotke and Miss Furley's fourth grade students and your classmates, swear at King Bob, call your teacher the N-word and whip kindergarteners by treating them like animals after all. You and Jerome were just innocent, weren't you?

Jordan's dad: We'll tell you what? Why don't you go to Kelso's? That will cheer you up!

Jordan: Thanks mum and dad!

In Jerome's house, Jerome's parents were feeling sorry for Jerome.

Jerome's dad: Jerome, we feel sorry that Diller spreaded a rumour about you by thinking you and your friend Jordan bullied other students including Miss Grotke and Miss Furley's fourth grade students and your classmates, swore at King Bob, called your teacher the N-word and whipped kindergarteners by treating them like animals.

Jerome's mum: It turns out, you and Jordan didn't bully other students including Miss Grotke and Miss Furley's fourth grade students and your classmates, swear at King Bob, call your teacher the N-word and whip kindergarteners by treating them like animals after all. You and Jordan were just innocent, weren't you?

Jerome's dad: We'll tell you what? Why don't you go to Kelso's? That will cheer you up!

Jerome: Thanks mum and dad!


CAST

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Diller

Wiseguy as Diller's imitating voice, Miss Finster and Principal Prickly

Joey as Jordan

Steven as Jerome

Kate as Miss Lemon

Brian as Diller's dad and Jordan's dad

Emma as Diller's mum

Catherine as Jordan's mum

Diesel as Jerome's dad

Bridget as Jerome's mum

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