At the hallway in Third Street School, Dinkley was extremely angry about Randall Weems.

Dinkley: Man! I can't believe that f***ing weasel Randall got my friend Rackstraw into trouble with Miss Finster! He whomps! What shall I do?

Then Dinkley had an idea.

Dinkley: I know! I will punch Randall to see how he likes it!

Just then, Randall Weems came along.

Dinkley: Stand back! I'm going to punch you in the nose!

Randall was horrified.

Randall: No no no no no no no no no no no! Don't do it!

Dinkley: Too bad! Time for your punishment!

Dinkley punched Randall in his nose. Randall screamed in pain.

Randall: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! My nose! It hurt!

Suddenly, blood came out of Randall's nose, and Randall started crying.

Randall: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Dinkley: That's what you get! Take that, weasel boy!

Suddenly, Ashley A came, much to Dinkley's horror, and she was very angry.

Dinkley: Oh no! It's Ashley A!

Ashley A: Dinkley, how dare you punch Randall?! That is like unacceptable! That's it! I'm taking you to the principal's office! Come with me, you fashion reject!

Ashley A dragged Dinkley on her way to Principal Prickly's office, kicking and screaming.


Menlo came to Randall.

Menlo: Randall, what happened? How did the blood come out of your nose?

Randall: Dinkley punched me in the nose, and my nose is bleeding. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Menlo: Oh no! This is terrible! I'm telling Miss Finster about what happened! Thanks for telling me!

Menlo rushed off to find Miss Finster.

In Principal Prickly's office, Ashley A approached Principal Prickly, dragging Dinkley to him.

Principal Prickly: So, Ashley Armbruster? What happened?

Ashley A: Well, you're going to be very angry when I say this. Dinkley punched Randall in the nose, and I noticed that Randall's nose is bleeding. I have to send him here because he did so. And that's what happened! End of story!

Principal Prickly: Thanks for telling me! I'm going to give Dinkley a good talking to.

Ashley A: Thanks, Principal Prickly.

Principal Prickly was very upset with Dinkley.

Principal Prickly: Dinkley, I'm very disappointed in you for punching Randall in the nose. You should be ashamed of yourself. Now Randall needs to go see the nurse, thanks to you! That's it, you're suspended for two weeks! Go home right now!

Dinkley went home in disgrace. Meanwhile, back in the hallway, Miss Finster and Menlo came to Randall.

Miss Finster: Randall, are you alright?

Randall: No! My nose is bleeding. Take me to see Nurse Kramer, please. I'm in great pain.

Miss Finster: Oh my god! Thanks for telling me! Menlo, take him to the nurse's office, pronto!

Menlo: Yes, Miss Finster.

So Menlo took Randall to Nurse Kramer's office. Back in Dinkley's house, Dinkley's parents scolded Dinkley.

Dinkley's dad: Billy, how dare you punch Randall in the nose?! That is unacceptable.

Dinkley: But mum and dad, Randall got my friend Rackstraw into trouble with Miss Finster. That's why I have to teach him a lesson.

Dinkley's mum: It doesn't matter, young man! You know you can't do that! Randall has to go see the nurse, thanks to you!

Dinkley's dad: That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks!

Dinkley's mum: Go upstairs to your room now!

Dinkley went to his room, crying.

Dinkley: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Paul as Dinkley and Menlo

Eric as Randall Weems and Dinkley's dad

Emma as Ashley Armbruster

Wiseguy as Principal Prickly and Miss Finster

Julie as Dinkley's mum

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