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Eddie was talking to his mum.

Eddie: Hey mom.

Eddie's mum: What is it, Eddie?

Eddie: Can we go eat breakfast at IHOP? 

Eddie's mum: No. 

Eddie was serious.

Eddie: But mom!

Eddie's mum was stern.

Eddie's mum: Eddie, I said no! 

Eddie started having a tantrum. 

Eddie: I want IHOP! I want IHOP! I want IHOP! I want IHOP! I want IHOP! I want IHOP! 

Eddie's mum was still stubborn.

Eddie's mum: Eddie, for the last time, I said no!

Then Eddie's mum heard her husband calling. 

Eddie's dad's voice: Hey Ashley! There is no more breakfast food left in the house!

Eddie felt impressed, and his mum told him the news.  

Eddie's mum: Did you hear that, Eddie? There is no more breakfast food left in the house. That means we can go eat breakfast at IHOP! Isn't that nice? 

Eddie: Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay!

Eddie's mum: Let's go to the car!

Then Eddie and his mum went out of the house and they got in the car, and they went off to IHOP. Then Eddie and his mum arrived at IHOP, and they went inside and sat at the table. The clerk was talking to Morris P. Hingle.

Clerk: Thank you for eating at International House of Pancakes. Come agan soon.

Morris left, and the clerk went over to Eddie and his mum.

Clerk: Welcome to IHOP. How may I help you? 

Eddie's mum: I will have two pancakes with a breakfast sample of three scrambled eggs, two stripes of bacon, two sausages and a coffee. 

Eddie: I will have ten buttermilk pancakes, a breakfast sample of twenty scrambled eggs, ten stripes of bacon, fifteen sausages and a hot chocolate. 

Clerk: I'm sorry, but there is no more hot chocolate left. 

Eddie was surprised, and he was indignant. 

Eddie: What? Please don't tell me you are joking!

Clerk: Don't feel bad young man! How about you get a hot tea instead?

Eddie: Why? 

Eddie's mum: Because, Eddie, there is no more hot chocolate left. Why don't you get a hot tea instead?

Eddie: (Shouty's voice) No way! I want a hot chocolate so give it to me now!

The clerk was shocked.

Clerk: Uh-oh!

Eddie's mum glared to Eddie and was annoyed at him.

Eddie's mum: Eddie, stop acting like a spoiled brat! You can either have a hot tea, or you can have nothing at all!  

Hustler Kid started looking at Eddie and his mum and TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg and Gus Griswald came. 

Eddie: (Shouty's voice) Oh I have a better idea! Why don't we go across the street to buy a diamond ring! So you can be safe and you won't be able to engage me! 

Eddie's mum: Eddie, I said stop that right now! Now look, everyone is looking at us! 

Eddie: (Shouty's voice) Oh! So you want to engage me?! Well why didn't you say so?! 

Eddie started pointing his finger at his mum, who was horrified.

Eddie: (Shouty's voice) Go ahead mom! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me here at IHOP! 

TJ: Spinelli I think we should get out of here, should we?

Spinelli: Yes! Let's get out of here! Things are really getting crazy in here! 

Vince: I agree! Let's get out of here! 

Gretchen: Eddie's going crazy! 

Mikey: You heard Gretchen! Quick! 

Gus: Let's get out of here, before Eddie attacks us!

Eddie: (Shouty's voice) Oh! So you don't want to engage me?! Well then, sue it yourself! I will engage IHOP! 

Eddie began to go on a rampage, and he ran towards the clerk, and he pushed him over. 

Clerk: Nononononononononono! Nononononononononono waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 

Eddie charged towards Hustler Kid, and pushed him over, along with his food and his table. 

Hustler Kid: Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono!

Then Eddie charged towards his own table and knocked it down. Then he charged towards the other table and noticed it over. Then he jumped and tore the hanging light from the ceiling and threw it away. He charged towards the wall bench and two stalls. He tore the wall bench off the wall and threw away two stools. Then he charged towards two tables and he knocked them down. Eddie charged towards two plant beds and knocked them down. Eddie stomped around, and started raving. 

Eddie: (Shouty's voice) GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Then Eddie stomped off, and Eddie's mum was dismayed. Then Eddie's mum got furious and threw a fit. 

Eddie's mum: (Scary voice) Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, what in the name of God is wrong with you?! You destroyed the entire IHOP restaurant! I can't believe you would do a thing like this! You idiot! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded!

Then the crying Eddie walked up to his mum who was still angry.

Eddie's mum: We are going home now, and you are getting absolutely nothing. 

Eddie's mum began to carry Buster out of the destroyed restaurant. 

Eddie: (Shouty's voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Then the police siren sounded, Eddie's mum came past the police who had arrived. 

Eddie: (Shouty's voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Eddie started begging.

Eddie: (Shouty's voice) Mommy, mommy, mommy! Please I swear! I'll be good! I will behave!

Eddie's mum was too angry to reply, and she and Eddie got back in the car, and they went home. 

Eddie was crying. 

Eddie: (Shouty's voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Eddie: Stop crying, Eddie! It's your own fault! Stop crying like a baby! It's totally your own fault! 

Eddie: Mom! All I wanted was a hot chocolate! But I didn't get one! That's why I wanted you to engage me! 

Eddie's mum: No! The reason why you did not get a chocolate cake is because there was no more left. So the clerk asked you if you wanted a hot tea instead. But no, you have destroyed IHOP and I believe that we are going to end up on the news and get into a lot of trouble. 

Eddie: Okay mum! I'm sorry!

Eddie's mum: Your apologies and forgiveness will not work, Eddie. You have got us into a lot of trouble. You also scared TJ and his friends away because you pointed your finger at me! How dare you! I should have never asked this morning if we can go to IHOP today. 

Eddie: OK mom! I am really really really really really really really sorry! Can we at least go back to IHOP to get the hot tea?

Eddie's mum: No! You have destroyed IHOP! I think we are going to end up on the news and get into a lot of trouble. When we walked out outside, there was fire everywhere! The cops were also there! We had to get out of there fast or otherwise we would get into tons and tons of trouble! Thanks a lot for this, Eddie! I think we are going to end up in extreme trouble, Eddie! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for an entire month! You will have nothing for the rest of this month! When we get home, you will go upstairs to your room!

At the GNN News studio, YankieDudeTheBritishGuy1995 the Newscaster began to make an announcement.

YankieDudeTheBritishGuy1995: Good morning, I'm YankieDudeTheBritishGuy1995, and welcome to the GNN news. Today we are going to talk about what happened at IHOP. A boy named Eddie didn't get what he wanted. As a result, he destroyed the entire IHOP restaurant. We will take you there with another host Sarah West. 

Sarah West was outside the destroyed IHOP.

YankieDudeTheBritishGuy1995: Weatherstar4000video, are you there? Can you hear me? 

Sarah West: Yes, I can hear you, YankieDudeTheBritishGuy1995. I'm Sarah West, and I am standing outside the IHOP restaurant where a terrible incident happened. A boy named Eddie didn't get what he wanted and he destroyed the entire IHOP restaurant. Let's go in and see everything.

Then Sarah West was inside the destroyed IHOP.

Sarah West: As you can see, the entire IHOP restaurant has been destroyed. The tables and chairs have been ripped apart, the logo is gone, the menus are torn down, and all of the food and drinks have been soiled.  

Then the clerk walked in.

Sarah West: And here with me to report, the clerk of IHOP. Sir, can you tell me and everyone on the GNN news about what happened?

Clerk: Well, there was no more hot chocolate for the boy! So I asked him if he could have a hot tea instead! But no! And then he went out of control! Then he went to point his finger at his mom, and then he destroyed the entire IHOP restaurant! It was terrifying! I was so scared! Fortunately, I was not seriously hurt though! 

Sarah West: OK, thank you for the information, sir. 

Then the clerk went home. 

Then Sarah West went outside, and she started interviewing TJ and his friends. 

Sarah West: Here I am back outside the IHOP restaurant with six other people, TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg and Gus Griswald, they are going to tell us information about what happened. Ashley, can you tell me and everyone on the GNN news about what happened when Eddie destroyed the entire IHOP restaurant?

Spinelli: Well, me and my friends TJ, Vince, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus were going get some breakfast at IHOP today!

Vince: But when we walked in. 

Gus: There was one of our enemies named Eddie who started to go out of control!

Mikey: Then he pointed his finger at his mom to ask him if she can engage him!

Gretchen: We were so scared that we had to run out of the IHOP restaurant! 

TJ: What is wrong with Eddie these days? 

Sarah West: Thanks for the information, TJ, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus! I hope that you are all safe now! And now we return back to the GNN news studio with YankieDudeTheBritishGuy1995. 

Back in the GNN news studios, YankieDudeTheBritishGuy1995 was with Eddie and his mum. Eddie's mum was having a fit and was in an angry mood. 

YankieDudeTheBritishGuy1995: Thank you, Sarah West. Here I'm back at the GNN news studio where I have been joined by two guests Eddie and his mum. So, is there anything you want to say?

Eddie's mum: Yes, my son didn't get what he wanted. And because of this, he destroyed the entire IHOP restaurant and made me look like his homosexual girlfriend. It was so crazy!

Eddie: But mom! It's their own fault! I did not get what I wanted!

Eddie's mum: Shut up, Eddie! It's your own fault! If you did not point your finger at me and destroy the entire IHOP restaurant, none of this would have never happened! 

Eddie: I told her that I was really really really really really really really sorry! I asked about can we go back and get the hot tea! But no! And now I'm grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded!

YankieDudeTheBritishGuy1995: Now as you can see Eddie and his mum have been made fun of, and Eddie is crying because he didn't get what he wanted. 

Eddie's mum: Don't worry, sir, when we actually get home, Eddie is going to be even more grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded. There will be no more IHOP for Eddie, there will also be no TV, no video games, no computer, and furthermore, and he will be watching Barney and Friends for the rest of the entire month! And also, he will be watching Sesame Street and other shows he hated as well and eating vegetables as well! I am so done with this! Let's go home now, Eddie!

Then Eddie's mum carried the crying Eddie all the way home. 

Eddie: (Shouty's voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

YankieDudeTheBritishGuy1995: And that concludes the news for the morning. We will see you at noon this afternoon for more news right here on the GNN news. See you later, everyone! 



CAST

Steven as Eddie 

Salli as Eddie's mum and Sarah West

Brian as Eddie's dad's voice and YankieDudeTheBritishGuy1995

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Clerk and Gus Griswald 

Eric as TJ Detweiler

Julie as Ashley Spinelli 

Paul as Vince LaSSao 

Amy as Gretchen Grundler 

Joey as Mikey Blumberg

Shouty as Eddie's angry voice and Eddie's crying voice 

Scary voice as Buster's mum's angry voice

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