Erica: olivia is so great!
TJ: you said it Erica the kablam host of 2007, wanna head to the playground?
Erica: I'd love to!
(At the playground)
Erica: I love your show! I watched it when I was 4 years old, the theme song is catchy
Vince: Whompinbobyulah! What's going on?
Erica: it was Holland singing the theme
Gus: what the? Holland, can you please stop that? Your making our eardrums bleed!
Holland: oh, hi there, what are you doing?
Erica: what are we doing? Oh, now, guys, here's how the theme song goes (clears throat) It is 10:00 AM, and the bell rings. All of the children at barge out of the school doors. Then, Miss Finster and Randall came out. Then, you guys, you step on the playground, and you, T.J., you nod to them, which they go out and do their stuff.
Gus: Did I chew a gum in my mouth?
Erica: yes, but then when you blew a bubble, it all splatters in your face. and you knock down the ball bin, and Miss Finster runs to get it, as Principal Prickly looks out of the window, suspicious of what Miss Finster is running after. The ball bin goes over the heads of the diggers and they examine each other. Then the ball bin drops. Vince kicks a ball so high, it goes up into the sky.
Vince: did I?
Erica: yes, Meanwhile, T.J., which is you, is shuffling and dealing cards out to other people, while Randall is taking notes of what people are doing. Spinelli then taps him, and he runs away like a scaredy-cat. Spinelli then gets Randall's notebook. Gretchen, is making up a potion.
Joe: i make up potions
Aaron: me too
Erica: When she mixes the 2 liquids together, one of them bubbles up. While Mikey is making himself a sandwich, he shoves it down his mouth, then hiccups so hard that his shirt briefly comes off.
Corey: (laughs) that’s good!
Erica: Meanwhile, the kindergarteners are climbing up a pole with the Swinger Girl. While two of King Bob's guards holds an innocent boy up. King Bob gives a thumbs down, and then his minions go somewhere with the boy.
Holland: At the end, Gus then runs to a mysterious shadow, which reveals to be the dodgeball falling from the sky, probably the one that Vince threw. It then lands on Gus' gum patch. T.J. takes the ball from Gus' gum patch, then Miss Finster takes the ball from T.J., then looks at the screen. The other characters then look at the screen. Then Miss Finster tells the gang to go inside. When they finally go inside after recess is over, Miss Finster is closing the doors, but T.J. comes out to wave at the screen, then Miss Finster closes the doors, thus revealing...
Lawson: not so fast! I’ve got a song for you, because kablam booked me to be the musical guest! (sings) Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah. Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah. Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah. Oh-hoh-hoh-hoah.
Erica: no, I’ll fight you back! (Sings) you got the look, you got the...
Lawson: Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting. Those kids were fast as lightning. In fact, it was a little bit frightening. But they fought with expert timing.
Lawson started karate-chopping, punching and kicking Erica
Lawson: There were funky China men from funky Chinatown. They were chopping them up. They were chopping them down. It's an ancient Chinese art. And everybody knew their part. From a feigning to a slip. And a kickin' from the hip. Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. HUH! Those kids were fast as lightning. In fact it was a little bit frightening. Oh yeah! But they fought with expert timing. There was funky Billie Chin and little Sammy Chong. He said, here comes the big boss.
Erica: Owowowowowowo! My leg! My leg!
Lawson: Let's get it on. We took the bow and made a stand. Started swaying with the hand. A sudden motion made me skip. Now we're into a brand new trip. Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. HA! Those kids were fast as lightning. HA! In fact it was a little bit frightening. HA! But they did it with expert timing. HA! Oh yeah! Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, HA! Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh, HA! Oh-hoh-hoh-hoh-HA! Keep on, keep on, keep on. Sure enough. Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. HA! Those kids were fast as lightning. HA! In fact it was a little bit frightening. HA! Make sure you have expert timing. HA! Oh. Kung Fu fighting, had to be fast as lightning. Keep on, keep on, keep on. Yeah, yeah. Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting. Those kids were fast as lightning.
Erica: Owww... I feel hurt. Ow.
Lawson: Hahahahahahahahaha! You're in pain now!
Erica: I've got bruises all over. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Suddenly, Lawson heard someone screaming his name.
It was Miss Finster who was walking in, and then she approached Lawson.
Miss Finster: Randall saw you bullying erica while singing Kung Fu Fighting. Is this true?
TJ: looks like, we won!
Olivia: we did!
Mikey: Oh, poor you, she isn’t dead. You know what, we’ll cheer you up
Miss Finster was furious.
Miss Finster: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Lawson, how dare you bully Erica while singing Kung Fu Fighting?! You call that a good performance? No! That's a bad performance! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!
Lawson went to Principal Prickly's office in disgrace, and then he entered Principal Prickly's office and confronted Principal Prickly.
Principal Prickly: So, Lawson? Why are you here?
Lawson: I bullied Erica while singing Kung Fu Fighting.
Principal Prickly was shocked, and he was infuriated with Lawson.
Principal Prickly: Lawson, how dare you bully Erica while singing Kung Fu Fighting?! This is a very serious situation. A very serious situation indeed. You don't ever bully people while singing Kung Fu Fighting. You see bullying people while singing Kung Fu Fighting undermines authority. It demonstrates impertinence, disrespect, laziness. Now i can’t keep up with you!
Erica: Ugh...Those bullies sure beat the snot out of me. I love you... TJ...
Spinelli: Come on. Let's take you home to get some rest.
Henry: hey! guess we can cheer you up for the cbeebies wash song!
Erica: no! I don’t want that stupid song!
June: I think it is a good idea to sing this song. 1 2 3!
Henry: it's been fun to play with dirt, getting grubby doesn't hurt
June: but at the end of messy play
Henry and June: it's time to clean the dirt away
June: before I eat, I have a wash
Henry: rub a dub, splish splash splosh
Henry and June: this is what I always do
To wash off germs and stinky poo
Henry: soap on my fingers and in between, make sure that they are really clean
June: rinse and dry, then I'm done
Henry and June: a wash with CBeebies is so much fun.
Principal Prickly: WHAT IS GOING ON? Who bought those 2007 hosts?
June: it was me, I found them since the relaunch!
Principal prickly: nice try June, Don't think l don't know who the ringleader of this circus is, both of you, how dare you sing the wash song to cheer Erica up, only third street school students can cheer Erica up, not you guys! This is a very serious situation. A very serious situation indeed. You don't ever sing the CBeebies wash song. You see singing the CBeebies wash song undermines authority. It demonstrates impertinence, disrespect, laziness. Also, Erica hates that song!
Henry: it's been fun to play with dirt, getting grubby doesn't hurt
June: but at the end of messy...
Principal prickly: I don’t want to hear any singing from you! You two are now forced to introduce musical guests for the rest of your lives!