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(inspired by N Gin's missile incident)

At the village, Gelman was angry about Tygo. 

Gelman: Man! I hate Tygo so much because he's nothing but a frooping gooberhead! He always gets me and my friends into trouble for no reason! He even helps TJ and the Gang and other good fourth graders, some good-hearted fifth graders and some of the well-behaved sixth graders including King Bob and his allies! What shall I do? 

Gelman thought of something.

Gelman: I know! I'm going to hit Tygo in the head with a rocket! Hahahahahahaha! But first, I need to sneak off to the junkyard to get some parts for the missile launcher! 

Gelman went off to the junkyard, and then he arrived at the junkyard. Later, Gelman entered the junkyard and he was looking at the junk. Then he saw a big box that said 'Free box of random parts - take it if you want'. 

Gelman: Huh?

Then Gelman read the sign on the box.

Gelman: 'Free box of random parts - take it if you want'. Wow! It looks like today is my lucky day! This is exactly what I need! I'll take it! 

Gelman picked up a box and he was ready to construct a missile launcher. 

Gelman began to construct the missile launcher by using some tools. Soon, Gelman had constructed a missile launcher! 

Gelman: Yay! The DIY Logic allowed me to build the missile launcher almost instantly! 

Gelman picked up the missile launcher, and he left the junkyard. 

Gelman: Now to find Tygo! 

Then Gelman went off to find Tygo. Then he saw Tygo walking along, and Tygo was feeding birds. 

Gelman used the missile launcher and he targeted Tygo's head. 

Gelman: Time to launch the rocket from its launcher to hit Tygo in the head in 3, 2, 1! Blast off! 

Gelman launched a rocket from the launcher. The rocket went out of control and it struck Tygo in the head. Tygo started screaming.

Tygo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!

Tygo collapsed to the ground, and he was dead. Blood spilt all over the floor. 

Gelman: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Now that's more I like it! Tygo won't get me into trouble anymore! (kicking Tygo's head) Take that, you n*****!

Just then, the policeman came, much to Gelman's horror, and he was very angry.

Policeman: Gelman, how dare you hit Tygo in the head with a rocket!? I just heard that you're going to do that! What's on your hand?

Gelman: Eh, I went to the junkyard to make a missile launcher, and I brought it here to launch a rocket to hit Tygo in the head with it!

Policeman: Ooooooooooooooh! Gelman, I can't believe you killed Tygo by hitting him in his head with a rocket! That's it, I will take you home and tell your parents about this!

Then Tygo picked himself up on the floor, and he was howling like a zombie. 

Tygo: Brain! Brain! Brain!

Gelman picked up a branch.

Gelman: Shut up!

Gelman hit Tygo in his face and knocked him out. Tygo was on the floor again. 

Policeman: Oh no! Tygo is hurt! I can't believe you injured him on purpose! That's it, I will pull the rocket out of Tygo's head!

The policeman pulled the rocket out of Tygo's head. SPLASH! Blood splashed all over the policeman, and the policeman was furious.

Policeman: Right! That's it, I'm taking you home and tell your parents about this! I'm going to put the rocket back in Tygo's head before the ambulance arrives! 

The policeman put the rocket back in Tygo's head and sent Gelman home in disgrace. Just then, Randall Weems and his friend Menlo came, and then they discovered that Tygo's body was on the floor.

Randall: Oh no! What happened to Tygo?

Menlo: I don't know, Randall. Let's see what happened to him.

So Randall and Menlo walked over to Tygo's body, and they discovered the rocket that lodged in Tygo's head.

Randall: Oh no! Tygo's got a rocket in his head! Someone hit him in his head with a rocket!

Menlo: Let's get the rocket out!

So Randall and Menlo pulled the rocket out of Tygo's head. SPLASH! Blood splashed all over Randall and Menlo, and they screamed in horror.

Randall and Menlo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Randall: We got blood all over us! Tygo's got a broken head!

Menlo: We better put the rocket back in his head, quick!

So Randall and Menlo put the rocket back in Tygo's head.

Menlo: Come on, Randall! Let's go to Miss Finster's pad and tell Miss Finster what happened!

Randall: Good idea! Let's go tell her!

Randall and Menlo rushed off to tell Miss Finster.

Randall and Menlo: MISS FINSTER! MISS FINSTER!

Just then, Captain Bradley walked in, and suddenly, he discovered Tygo's body.

Captain Brad: What the...? Great whomping bobula! How did the rocket get in Tygo's head? I want to find out which maggot who hit him in his head with a rocket! I'm going to examine his head now!

So Captain Brad looked at Tygo's head.

Captain Brad: I'm going to pull the rocket out!

So Captain Brad pulled the rocket out of Tygo's head, and blood splashed all over Captain Brad. Captain Brad screamed in horror.

Captain Brad: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Good sweet Mike! There's a hole in his head! I've got blood all over me! I better put the rocket back in Tygo's head!

Traumatised, Captain Brad put the rocket back in Tygo's head.

Captain Brad: I better tell King Bob about what happened!

Captain Brad ran off to find King Bob.

Captain Brad: King Bob! King Bob! King Bob!

Just then, four loyal subjects came, carrying King Bob and his throne, and Jordan, Jerome, Josh and Scribe Kid were leading them. Then King Bob noticed Tygo on the floor. 

King Bob: Halt!

Trumpet Boy: What is it, sire?

King Bob: Tygo's been injured! Lower me down! 

Subject 1: Yes, sire!

Subject 2: Yes, sire!

Subject 3: Yes, sire!

Trumpet Boy: Yes, sire! 

So the loyal subjects lowered King Bob down, and he got off his chair. 

King Bob: Scribe Kid! Jordan! Jerome! Josh! Come and look! 

Jordan: What is it, sire?

King Bob: Tygo's been injured!

Jordan: Really?

Jerome: Oh no! This is terrible!

King Bob: Scribe Kid! Get this down!

Scribe Kid: Yes, sire!

So Scribe Kid began to write down everything about Tygo's injury.

Jordan, Jerome and Josh rushed over to Tygo's body.

Jordan: Great whomping bobula!

Jerome: Good sweet Mike!

Jordan: Tygo's got a rocket in his head! 

Josh: A rocket in his head! That's funny! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Jerome slapped Josh.

Jerome: Josh, stop it! You don't ever make fun of Tygo having a rocket in his head!

Josh: Oops, sorry!

Then Josh walked over to Tygo and he picked him up. 

Josh: Wow! He looks like a dummy! 

Josh started shaking Tygo. 

Jordan: Josh, no! Put him down, you idiot!

King Bob rushed over to Josh. 

King Bob: Josh, will you stop shaking Tygo?! If you dare do that, you're dead meat!

Josh: Sorry.

King Bob: Now put Tygo down now!

Josh: Yes, sire. 

Josh put down Tygo.

King Bob: Guards, examine Tygo's head!

Subject 1: Yes, sire!

Subject 2: Yes, sire!

Subject 3: Yes, sire!

Trumpet Boy: Yes, sire! 

Four loyal subjects rushed over to Tygo's body, and they gasped.

Trumpet Boy: Oh no! Tygo's got a rocket in his head!

Subject 2: We need to get it out!

Subject 3: Great idea! Let's do it!

Subject 4: Let's grab onto the rocket!

So the four loyal subjects grabbed onto the rocket to pull it out of Tygo's head. 

King Bob: NO, GUARDS, DON'T! 

But it was too late, four loyal subjects pulled the rocket out of Tygo's head and blood splashed all over King Bob, Jordan, Jerome, Josh, Scribe Kid and four loyal subjects.

Jordan examined Tygo's head, and he screamed in horror. 

Jordan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! Good sweet Mike! This is terrible!

Jerome: Whomping bobula! There's a hole in his head! Oh no, it's horrible! 

Josh: Hahahahaha! There's a hole in Tygo's head! Dear Jordan and Jerome! Dear Jordan and Jerome! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Jordan: Will you shut up, Josh?! Stop laughing about a hole in Tygo's head!

Josh: Oh, sorry.

King Bob: Good sweet Mike! There's a hole in Tygo's hole! Someone must have shot him in his head with a rocket! Oh no! Scribe Kid! Get this down.

Scribe Kid did as King Bob said.

King Bob: Henchmen, put the rocket back in his head before the ambulance arrives! 

Subject 1: Yes, sire!

Subject 2: Yes, sire!

Subject 3: Yes, sire!

Trumpet Boy: Yes, sire! 

Four loyal subjects put the rocket back in Tygo's head. Then Captain Brad came.

Captain Brad: King Bob! King Bob!

King Bob: What is it, Brad?

Captain Brad: Did you see that Tygo's got a rocket in his head?

King Bob: Yes I did. You looked traumatised, do you?

Captain Brad: Yes I do. Tygo's head injury scared me!

King Bob: Relax, Brad! Don't feel upset. Everything's going to be okay.

Captain Brad: I want to find out which maggot to did to poor Tygo.

King Bob: Don't worry, Brad. We'll find a culprit who did to Tygo.

Captain Brad: Really?

King Bob: Yes.

Then Eric Foster came.

Eric: Sire, I saw Gelman shooting Tygo in his head with a rocket! This is a very bad thing to do!

King Bob: What?! You mean Gelman hit Tygo in his head with a rocket?

Captain Brad: The maggot was Gelman after all?!

Eric: Yes!

King Bob: This is an outrage! Gelman's going to be in big trouble! BIG TROUBLE!

Captain Brad: Why I ought to give Gelman a punishment for hitting Tygo in his head with a rocket! Thanks for telling us!

King Bob: Right! I'm calling the ambulance! 

King Bob picked up his phone, and he began to call the ambulance. 

King Bob: Hello, ambulance! Do you know what happened? That boy by the name of Leo Gelman just hit Tygo in the head with a rocket! This is so painful! Can you please collect Tygo and take him to hospital! Okay! Bye!

Then King Bob put down his phone, and he walked over to the dead Tygo.

King Bob: Don't worry, Tygo. The ambulance is on its way!

Captain Brad: There's nothing to worry about. Everything's going to be fine.

Then the ambulance arrived, and then two ambulance men came and they saw Tygo.

Ambulance man 1: Oh no! That man's got a rocket in his head! 

Ambulance man 2: Let's put him on a stretcher!

So two ambulance men lifted up Tygo's body and they put him on a stretcher.

Ambulance man 2: Let's take him to the hospital! 

So two ambulance men scooped Tygo in the ambulance, and they got in the ambulance and took Tygo to the hospital.

King Bob: Okay, henchmen! Let's go to Floppy Burger!

Trumpet Boy: Alright, let's go to Floppy Burger!

King Bob: Jordan, Jerome, Josh and Scribe Kid! Let's go to Floppy Burger!

Jordan: Great idea!

Jerome: Let's go! 

Josh: This is going to be great! Right, Colby?

Scribe Kid: Yes of course, Josh!

King Bob: Eric, you're coming? That's for reporting Gelman. 

Eric: Sure! I love to!

King Bob: How about you, Captain? That's for reporting Gelman.

Captain Brad: Sure! I love to! That'll cheer me up!

King Bob marched back to his throne and sat on it. So four loyal subjects lifted up King Bob's chair, and carried King Bob off to Floppy Burger, as Jordan, Jerome, Josh and Scribe Kid led. 

Back in Gelman's house, Gelman was sitting on a couch, crying, and Gelman's dad was dismayed. 

Gelman's dad: Oh no! Not my son again! What did he do this time?

Policeman: Well, you're not going to be happy when I say this, Mr Gelman! Gelman just made a missile launcher and shot Tygo in the head with a rocket. And now he's in medical injuries, a brain injury, and fractured skull bits! His hospital bill is 300 dollars! So you have to pay for his bill because of him!

Gelman's dad was furious. 

Gelman's dad: Oooooooooooooh! Gelman, how dare you hit Tygo in the head with a rocket! Where did you get the idea from?

Gelman: Eh, I got the idea from the Crash Bandicoot series, and I just wanted Tygo to be like N Gin from the Crash Bandicoot series, so he will be a half-faced cyborg like N Gin. That's why I have to hit Tygo in his head with a rocket so I can teach him a lesson for getting me and my friends into trouble for no reason. 

Gelman's dad: Right, that's it, young man! I'm very disappointed in you for getting the idea from the Crash Bandicoot series to make Tygo be like N Gin. You should be ashamed of yourself. Now Tygo needs a plastic head surgery, thanks to you! Now we have to pay the hospital bill, thanks to you! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a week with no playing Crash Bandicoot games! Go to your room right now! 

Gelman went to his room, crying.

Gelman: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


CAST

Joey as Gelman, Jordan and Ambulance man 1

Steven as Tygo, Captain "Brad" Bradley, Jerome and Ambulance man 2

Wiseguy as Policeman

Eric as Randall Weems and King Bob

Paul as Menlo, one of King Bob's guards, Josh Crum and Eric Foster

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Trumpet Boy

Brian as one of King Bob's guards and Scribe Kid

Alan as one of King Bob's guards

Simon as Gelman's dad

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