At the Third Street Playground, Ashley A was on top of the Jungle Gym. She was in her tiara, a purple gown and a red cloak, and she had been crowned Queen Ashley A. Ashley A had an announcement to the kids in the playground. 

Ashley A: Kids in the playground, I, Ashley A, am substituting for King Bob, because he's in the hospital. You will look up to me. My Ashley friends are my royal ladies-in-waiting. Anyone will be respecting my royalty. 

Ashley B: Of course, Ashley A will be doing a great job until the joyful day of King Bob's return. 

Ashley Q: Yeah, Ashley A will do anything of what King Bob does.

Ashley T: Yeah, Ashley A's the great queen ever! 

Gelman was in the crowd, and he was annoyed.

Gelman: Oh no! Not Ashley A! She whomps! Now what shall I do?

Then Gelman thought of something. 

Gelman: I know! I will slam a pie at her face! Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! 

Then Gelman left the crowd and went inside Third Street School and walked on the way to the cafeteria, and then he entered the cafeteria. Then he entered the kitchen, and then he opened the fridge. He picked up a pie, and he closed the fridge. He left the kitchen, and he left the cafeteria and then he followed the hallway on the way out of the building. Then he went out of the building and he went past the crowd and then he climbed up to the top of the Jungle Gym and he was scheming. 

Gelman: I am going to ruin her royalty by slamming a pie at her face!

Then Gelman approached Ashley A who was sitting on a throne. Then he slammed a pie at Ashley A's face, much to her dismay. 

Ashley A: (in her TV voice) Ew, like gross! 

Then Ashley A was angry at Gelman, who was horrified.

Ashley A: Oooooooooooooooooooh! Gelman! How dare you slam a pie at my face! You made me so angry! That's it! I'm going to beat you up!

Gelman was horrified by Ashley A's threat. 

Gelman: Oh no! She's starting to beat me up! I better get out of here!

Gelman ran from Ashley A. 

Ashley A: Come back here, you cowards! 

Ashley A got off the throne and sprang into action. She began to chase after Gelman. Gelman climbed down the Jungle Gym, and he ran towards the gate, and went out of the Third Street Playground. He ran down the street. He ran past the penthouse, and he ran past the bus stop. Gelman kept running and he ran past Dairy Queen and he ran past the police station. He ran around the park, and then he ran on the pavement. He ran around the village, and then he ran past the restaurant, and he ran past the apartments. Gelman ran past the vending machine, and he ran around the house. Then he reached home. 

Gelman: I must get in before Ashley A gets me! 

Then Gelman ran inside the house, and Ashley A stopped, and she stepped inside Gelman's house. Gelman ran to his room. 

Gelman: Let's hide in my room!

So Gelman went into his room to hide, and he shut the door behind him. 

Gelman: Phew! That was close! I'm going to take a nap and relax!

Then Gelman began to take a nap and relax, and ten minutes. He heard someone banging on the door, and then Gelman woke up in horror. 

Gelman: What was that noise? And who's banging on my door? It must be someone banging on the door and going to get angry at us!

Ashley A's voice: Gelman! (in her TV voice) Come out of here right now!

Gelman: Oh no! Someone's angry at me!

Then Ashley A burst the door open, and Gelman got out of his bed in horror, and Ashley A confronted him, and she was mad. 

Gelman: Oh no! Not her again! She broke my door!

Ashley A: Ha! I found you! Now I'll beat you up! 

Ashley A charged towards Gelman. 

Gelman: Oh no! I'm screwed!  

Ashley A began to beat up Gelman. She was yelling in anger and Gelman was screaming in pain. Then Gelman fell to the floor and was badly injured.

Gelman: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! That really hurts! 

Ashley A: Well that's what you get for ruining my royalty by slamming a pie at my face, and made me angry! 

Then Gelman's dad came.

Gelman's dad: What is going on over here?

Ashley A had a complaint to Gelman's dad.

Ashley A: Your son ruined my royalty by slamming a pie at my face, and made me angry! And he ran away from me, can you ground him?   

Gelman's dad: Sure! No problem! Ashley Armbruster, you're free to go! 

Ashley A felt pleased.

Ashley A: Thank you!

Then Ashley A went away. 

Gelman's dad was furious with Gelman.

Gelman's dad: Gelman, I cannot believe you ruined Ashley Armbruster's royalty and made her angry by slamming a pie at her face and ran away from Ashley Armbruster! You're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for a month! Now get up from the floor! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate like Sesame Street, Elmo's World, Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba and other shows! Go to bed now! 

Gelman began to cry, as he went to bed.

Gelman: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Joey as Gelman

Emma as Ashley Armbruster

Amy as Ashley Boulet

Allison as Ashley Quinlan

Salli as Ashley Tomassian

Simon as Gelman's dad


The audio featuring Ashley A crying "Ew, like gross!" from the Recess episode No Strings Attached is used as an audio when Gelman ruins Ashley A's royalty by slamming a pie at her face. 

The audio featuring Ashley A screaming "Come out of here right now!" from the Recess episode My Funny Valentines is used as an audio when Ashley A bangs on the door to break it to confront Gelman

The audio featuring the Angry German Kid's dad beating up the Angry German Kid was used as an audio as Ashley A beats up Gelman

The Runaway Theme from Season 1 of Thomas and Friends is used as a runaway theme as Ashley A chases Gelman on his way home

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