Gelman and his dad were having steak for dinner.

Gelman: I want some ice cream.

Gelman's dad was stern. 

Gelman's dad: No, Gelman, you finish your food. 

Gelman got up from the table, pushing his chair on the way to the kitchen.

Gelman's dad: Hey. You... you get back here right now, mister. 

Gelman stood up on the chair.

Gelman's dad's voice: Get down from that chair or you are in big trouble. 

Gelman opened the fridge door and got the ice cream out, and he shut the fridge door. Gelman got down from the chair with the ice cream.  

Gelman's dad's voice: You put that ice cream back right now.

Gelman pushed his chair back to the dining room. 

Gelman's dad: I mean it. I am not kidding around. 

Gelman sat back down. 

Gelman's dad: I am not going to say it again.

Gelman put the ice cream on the table. 

Gelman's dad: Uh...

Gelman was about to put the ice cream in his mouth.

Gelman's dad: If you put that ice cream in your mouth you are going to be in big trouble. 

Gelman started to put the ice cream in his mouth. 

Gelman's dad: Uh... uh... uh... 

Gelman ate some ice cream. 

Gelman's dad got up from his chair and ran to Gelman. He started spanking Gelman, stopping him from eating ice cream, which knocked the ice cream off the table. 

Gelman: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I want my mommy! 

Gelman's dad angrily carried Gelman off his chair. 

Gelman's dad: Well, I'm the best you've got!

Then Gelman's dad sent Gelman up to his room, and then he placed him in his bed. Gelman was dismayed. 

Gelman: You really suck dad! Why did I get sent to bed early?

Gelman's dad: Because you got in trouble and did not listen to me. You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for six days! Now go to sleep!

Gelman: No!

Gelman's dad: Go to sleep right now!

Gelman: I said no!

Gelman's dad: Go to sleep right now, you!

Gelman: I am not going to sleep, and that is final!

Gelman's dad lost his temper, and threw a fit, screaming at Gelman. 

Gelman's dad: (Wiseguy voice) Go to sleep now or you're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for a month!

Then Gelman did as his dad said and he closed his eyes. Gelman began to sleep.

Gelman's dad: Thank you! Now goodnight!


Joey as Gelman

Simon as Gelman's dad

Wiseguy as Gelman's dad's screaming voice

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