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CastEdit

Gelman-Joey

Lawson, King Bob, and Randall-Eric

Clerk-Young Guy/Charlie

Miss Finster, Principal Prickly and Mr. Lawson-Wiseguy

Customer and Sallas-Steven

Brendan-Brian

Trixie-Princess

Gina-Shy Girl

Gelman's dad-Alan

Bunnie-Emma

Antoine and Leonard-Paul

Dulcy and Tara-Julie

Rotor-Dallas

Principal Prickly's painful voice-Kidaroo

PlotEdit

Sarah West, this one's for you.

TranscriptEdit

Gelman: Hey Bunnie and Antoine.

Bunnie: What is it Gelman and Lawson?

Lawson: Can we please go to McDonald's for something to eat?

Antoine: No. We're not going to McDonald's today.

Gelman: Why not?

Bunnie: Antoine just told you, we said no.

Lawson: Just tell me why?

Antoine: Because we are watching Pinocchio (1940) at school today.

Gelman: We want McDonald's (10 times)! NOW!

Bunnie: Chucko, for the last time, we said no and that's final!

Dulcy: Excuse us Bunnie and Antoine. But our VHS release of Pinocchio (1940) is broken.

Rotor: I agree with what Dulcy said, Bunnie and Antoine. Can you please take Gelman and Lawson to McDonald's?

Antoine: Did you hear that Gelman and Lawson? We don't have to watch Pinocchio (1940) today. We can go to McDonald's, come on and let's go.

(at McDonald's)

Clerk: What can I get you?

King Bob: I would like 10 chicken nuggets, large fries and a Coke.

Tara: Same here.

Clerk: Thank you for choosing McDonald's.

(Antoine, Bunnie, Gelman and Lawson walks into McDonald's)

Clerk: Welcome to McDonald's. What would you like?

Bunnie: We are here to order food for Gelman and Lawson. So Gelman and Lawson, tell the manager what you want.

Gelman: We would like two 20 piece chicken nuggets, two medium fries, two large Cokes and two Oreo McFlurries.

Clerk: We hate to say this Gelman and Lawson but there are no more Oreo McFlurries.

Gelman: What?! Are you kidding us?!

Clerk: Don't feel bad. How about two soft serve cones instead?

Lawson: No! We said we wanted two Oreo McFlurries!

Antoine: Gelman and Lawson, stop acting like spoiled brats! You can either have two soft serve cones the guy is offering you sincerely or else you will have nothing! 

Gelman: Well, screw the engagement thing! We got a better idea!

Antoine: That was not one of the two choices! The two choices are...

(a gun they stole from a nearby customer)

Customer: Hey you! That gun is mine so give it back to me right now!

(censored among gunshots)

Customer (Big Fat Liar sound clip): OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Brendan: WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Trixie: Ouch! My leg!

Gina: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

(cuts to the Weems residence)

Randall: Dad, can we change the channel?

Leonard: Not now! I'm in the middle of watching The Wizard of Oz (1939).

Randall: But this is important.

Leonard: Fine, son.

(news begins)

Sallas: Good evening. I'm Sallas Nickerson. In case you're wondering why I'm on the air, it's because my father hired me to work as a news reporter after I broke both his grill and my sister Sallie's iPad. Anyways, two kids went to McDonald's and caused a massacre all because they didn't get what they wanted.

Randall: Dad, I recognize these two people.

Leonard: What are their names?

Randall: Gelman and Lawson.

Leonard: What happened?

Randall: Bunnie and Antoine took them to McDonald's and they tried to get an Oreo McFlurry but the Oreo McFlurries were not in stock. They had to get a soft serve cone instead but they caused a massacre.

Leonard: That's terrible! We must tell Miss Finster about it!

(back at Third Street School)

Bunnie: Randall, I have something terrible about what happened at McDonald's.

Randall: What happened at that fast food place Bunnie?

Bunnie: Gelman and Lawson misbehaved at McDonald's, because they're out of Oreo McFlurries.

Randall: OK, we will get Ms. Finster about this.

(Bunnie, Randall and Leonard runs to Ms. Finster)

Randall: Ms. Finster, Ms. Finster. We have something terrible to tell you.

Ms. Finster: What is it? Randall and Bunnie. Also, why is your father here Randall?

Leonard: I'm here because we saw the whole thing on the news.

Bunnie: I have to agree with Mr. Weems. Gelman and Lawson just shot at four people and gave Antoine a black eye at McDonalds, just because they're out of Oreo McFlurries at that place. And also, Gelman and Lawson did yell at that place.

Ms. Finster: Good girl Bunnie, and good boy Randall. I'll deal with Lawson and Gelman.

Gelman: Oh no, it's Ms. Finster.

Ms. Finster: Gelman and Lawson! I heard from Randall, his dad and Bunnie that you misbehaved at McDonald's by punching Antoine in the eye and causing a shootout. That's it, go to Principal Prickly's office, now!

(in office)

Principal Prickly: This is a serious situation. A very serious situation indeed. We don't ever punch other people or use firearms to shoot people at a restaurant. You see giving Antoine a black eye undermines authority. As for the firearm, doing stuff like that can possibly get us arrested. It demonstrates impertinence, disrespect, laziness. Now I can't keep up with you kids causing shenanigans out in public. But Ms. Finster assures me that is abysmal. I have no choice but to give you detention level 15.

Gelman: Level 15? We wish Bunnie Rabbot was dead.

Principal Prickly: Make that level 16, are you ready to push me any further?

Lawson: How about we beat you up?

Principal Prickly: Hey! You boys don't EVER threaten to beat me up! That's Level 17!

Gelman: We do have the right!

Principal Prickly: Level 18! Threaten me again and see what happens!

(censored)

Principal Prickly (Kidaroo's voice): OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW! YOU ATTACKED ME! THANKS TO YOU, I WILL NOT RECOVER FOR A WHOLE MONTH! THAT'S IT! NEVER MIND LEVEL 19! INSTEAD, YOU ARE BOTH SUSPENDED FOR 19 DAYS! GET OUT RIGHT NOW!

Gelman: Yeah! Suspensions rock!

Lawson: See you later, Principal Dorkly!

(at Gelman's house)

Gelman's dad: Gelman, I can't believe you and Erwin misbehaved at McDonald's and beat up your principal! That's it! You're in big trouble for 2 days!

(at Lawson's house)

Lawson's dad: Erwin, I can't believe you and Gelman misbehaved at McDonald's and beat up your principal! You're in big trouble for 3 days!

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