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CastEdit

Gelman-Joey

Jeffy and Mario-Brian

Princess Rosalina-Salli

Princess Rosalina's angry voice-Sam

Police Officer and and the Chief Financial Officer of the Cashbot Headquarters-Wiseguy

Princess Peach-Princess

Gelman's dad-Simon

Bus Driver-Kate

Cotton Fabric Bro-Dallas

Yarn Bro-Eric

Silk Fabric Bro-Dave

Cotton Fabric Bro's angry voice-Kidaroo

PlotEdit

Rosalina's angry voice is Microsoft Sam in reference to when Microsoft Sam rages at Radar Overseer Scotty in the Looney Tunes Bloopers. Gelman doesn't get sent to Toontown by his dad. He gets sent there by bus and in the bus, he sees the Textile Factory Bro characters going to Toontown too. Also, Princess Rosalina doesn't act like a monkey or throw a mental breakdown like Mojo Jojo.

TranscriptEdit

Gelman: Man, I can't believe Jeffy got grounded for breaking the dishes! Wait! A! Minute! Princess Rosalina is not Mario's girlfriend, Princess Peach is! I'm going to the bottom of this!

(at Princess Rosalina's house)

Princess Rosalina: Hey! What are you doing here?!

Gelman: You! Stole! Princess! Peach's! Boyfriend! How could you?!

Princess Rosalina: Look Gelman! I don't want to break up with my husband Mario because I have a son named Jeffy and besides, Princess Peach whomps!

(CROTCH KICK)

Princess Rosalina: Ouch! Stop kicking me in the crotch!

Gelman: Then stop stealing my catchphrase!

Princess Rosalina: I don't care if that catchphrase belongs to you or your friends! It's in the public domain!

Gelman: Princess Peach is Mario's girlfriend, not yours, you N*****!

Princess Rosalina: What did you just call me?!

Gelman: I said Princess Peach is Mario's girlfriend, not yours, you N*****!

Princess Rosalina: Stop that right now!

Gelman: Why should I, you N*****!

Princess Rosalina: If you insult me one more time, I will attack you!

Gelman: Try me, N*****!

Princess Rosalina (Sam's voice): YOU KNOW WHAT?! THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO ATTACK YOU!

Gelman: Not if you can catch me first, you N*****!

Princess Rosalina began to chase after Gelman, yelling angrily.

Princess Rosalina: (AVGN's voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! (Sam's voice) Come back here, you obnoxious brat! I'll get you! I'll get a mace to attack you with it!

Rosalina ran back inside the house.

Gelman: Phew! That was close! I need to lay down. 

Inside Rosalina's house, Rosalina picked up a mace. Then she went out of the house, and she continued to chase after Gelman.

Gelman: Oh no! Rosalina's going mad! She's got mace! 

Princess Rosalina: (AVGN's voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Gelman: I better get away before that madwoman kills me!

Princess Rosalina: (AVGN's voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Princess Rosalina kept on chasing after Gelman. 

Princess Rosalina: (Sam's voice) I'LL MACE YOU GOOD!

Gelman: AAAAAARGH!

Gelman: She's getting as mad as Spinelli! Madwoman! Madwoman!

Princess Rosalina: (Sam's voice) WHEN I GET YOU, YOU'RE DONE! DO YOU HEAR ME?!! DONE!!! D-O-N-E! DONE! WHEN I CALL THE COPS TO ARREST YOU, YOU'LL BE ROTTING IN JAIL FOR THIS! JUST YOU WAIT! YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR CALLING ME THE N-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORD!!!!!

Gelman ran as fast as he could.

Princess Rosalina: (Sam's voice) YOU WON'T GET AWAY FROM ME THIS TIME, YOU NAUGHTY BOY! STOP RIGHT THERE, SO I CAN ATTACK YOU WITH A MACE AND BEAT YOU UP! 

Gelman: Help! Help! Police, help! Save me! Madwoman! Madwoman! She's chasing me with a mace! Do something! That madwoman's going crazy! Stop that madwoman before she gets me! Do something, please! Before she kills me! 

Jeffy: And me too!

Gelman: Jeffy, why are you running with me too?!

Jeffy: Because I heard what was going on!

Then Gelman  and Jeffy ran past the police officer, and the police officer halted Rosalina. 

Police Officer: Stop! Hey, what's going on!? What's the big idea chasing after that boy like that!? 

Princess Rosalina: Because he keeps calling me the N-word! Let me at him! Let me at him! 

Police Officer: Hey, there's no need to chase after that boy like that! Where did you get the mace come from? 

Princess Rosalina: Because he keeps calling me the n-word! I had to use the mace to chase after that brat because he keeps calling me the N-word! 

Police Officer: Hey! There's no need to do to that boy like that! I think you need to put the mace back in your house. Actually, I will get the guards to take it back to your house! There's no need to get angry or violent to that boy just because he keeps calling you the N-word!

Princess Rosalina: (Shouty's voice) LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM RIGHT NOW!!!

Police Officer: I'm afraid your rage is getting worse. You have to go to the insane hospital for a while, that will calm you down. You're getting mad and insane. Come with me now.

Princess Rosalina: Noooooooooooo! Who will someone do my career?! 

Police Officer: No one! In fact, you have hijacked Mario away from Princess Peach too many times!

Princess Rosalina: What?! I don't get to be a mom?!

Police Officer: That's right! Princess Peach is Mario's real girlfriend and your relationship with Mario is going to be demolished!

Princess Rosalina: What?! Demolished! Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Jeffy: Too bad! This is what you get for being my mom!

Princess Peach: And if I see you near my boyfriend again, I will kick your freaking behind!

Princess Rosalina: Threats won't work!

Then the police officer took Princess Rosalina away and sent her to the insane hospital. Then Rosalina and the police officer entered the insane hospital, and then the police officer showed her the ward.

Police Officer: This is the ward which is where you are staying. Stay there for a while, this is what you get for trying to attack a boy!

(The Police officer left and Rosalina was guilty)

Princess Rosalina: It's my own fault! Even though that boy called me the N-Word, I deserve it for hijacking Mario away from Princess Peach!

(Back outside)

Princess Peach: Mario, it's glad to be together again.

Mario: Thank you.

(at home)

Gelman's dad: Gelman, how dare you insult Princess Rosalina and call her the N-Word! You know saying the N-Word is racist! Good thing she's not Mario's girlfriend!

Gelman: I agree with you. Princess Peach is Mario's true girlfriend, but did you call the bus to take me to Toontown?

Gelman's dad: I already did! You're going there right now!

Bus Driver: Come with me!

(in the bus)

Gelman: Why are you all here?

Cotton Fabric Bro: I got sent here for vandalising the school.

Yarn Bro: I got sent here for breaking my dad's grill.

Silk Fabric Bro: I got sent here for taunting at Mr. Dallas.

(at Toontown and Gelman and the Textile Factory Bros are still crying like babies)

Bus Driver; All four of you, stop crying like babies! It's your own faults! Gelman, go to the financial center!

(at Cashbot headquarters)

Chief Financial Officer: Welcome to Cashbot Headquarters! How may I help you?

Gelman: I took the bus here all because I called Princess Rosalina the N-Word.

The Chief Financial Officer was horrified, and he was upset with Gelman.

Chief Financial Officer: Gelman, I can't believe you called Princess Rosalina the N-word! That's it, come with me right now! 

Then Gelman came with the Chief Financial Officer, and then he entered the vault. Gelman sat in front of the heap of moneybags. 

Chief Financial Officer: This is your vault! You will watch the Rugrats from now on!

Back with the Textile Factory Bro characters...

Bus Driver: Cotton Fabric Bro, since this is your first time here, you will eat the Samyang Fire Noodles, which are the hottest ones in Japan!

Cotton Fabric Bro (Kidaroo's voice): OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW! MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE MY MOUTH IS ON FIRE! IT BURNS IT BURNS IT BURNS CALL AN AMBULANCE CALL AN AMBULANCE!

Bus Driver: Yarn Bro, since this also your first time here, you will give me 500 pushups!

Yarn Bro: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17... Ouch! The suspense is killing me!

Bus Driver: Silk Fabric Bro, you will go to the Fitness Center to go on the treadmill! I will set it at the fastest speed!

Silk Fabric Bro: Not the fastest speed! 

Bus Driver: Too bad! Now start working!

(The driver starts the treadmill and leaves Silk Fabric on the fastest speed much to his dismay)

Silk Fabric Bro: Nononononononononononono! I can't believe I'm running on the treadmill at the fastest speed! Can things get any worse? Waaaaaaaaaaa! I want off! I want off!  I WANT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF!

(back at the vault)

Gelman: What if this is just a dream? There's one way to find out! WAKE UP!

(Gelman was back in his bed)

Gelman: Thank Heavens it was just a dream! It was even worse than the one where I called Princess Rosalina the N-Word!

Gelman's dad's voice: Gelman, I heard from Thaddeus T Third V! He told me you blew up his car!

Gelman: Oh no! I must confess to my dad right now!

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