King Bob and Randall-Eric
Gelman gets in big trouble.
Miss Finster: Okay class, it's time to learn about cooking class.
Gelman: No! I hate cooking class!
Miss Finster: Sit back down!
Gelman: No! I'm going to put you in your bikini!
King Bob: Gelman, why did you do that?!
Randall: Yeah! You have no sympathy for Miss Finster!
Miss Finster (to Gelman): Gelman, how dare you put me in my bikini?! (to King Bob and Randall) Robert and Randall, I suggest that you both leave the classroom! Gelman has to face an unusual punishment!
(King Bob and Randall leave)
Miss Finster: Now that the class is clear, you will touch my legs for 30 minutes and you can't stop touching them!
Miss Finster: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Oh shut up Gelman! I don't care if you don't like this! It's for your punishment!
(30 minutes later, Gelman went to the office)
Gelman: Fluttershy106, this is the 19th time I'm here.
Me: That's right. Why did you come here?
Gelman: I put Miss Finster in her bikini.
Me: Gelman, we do not put teachers in their bikinis! I have no choice but to give you Suspension Level 36!
Gelman (while leaving): I hate you!
Me (after door slams): Make that Level 37!
(my phone rings)
My Dad: Son, how's it being a substitute principal of the Third Street School?
Me: It's good Dad. I'm helping Principal Prickly by substituting for him. Gelman has acted badly so far.
My Mom: We don't trust him. I'm sure you recovered after Erwin Lawson pushed you off the rooftop.
Me: I sure did.
Gelman's dad: Gelman, how dare you put Miss Finster in her bikini, get forced to touch her legs, and get Suspension Level 37?! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded for 2 weeks! Go to your room now!
Gelman (running upstairs): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!