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Sorry for not making any rants in a while, I was busy with other stuff, and before I start this rant, to anyone who likes this show, you know the drill. Anyways, enjoy! Blaze and the Monster Machines? More like Fatred and the Stupid Machines! Oh, my, freaking, god! This show sucks! This show is a huge rip off to Cars, which is way better than this. This show is about 7 monster machines, and they like to go on failure adventures. Blaze is a stupid red monster machine, and he won't stop transforming. He also uses Blazing Speed for dumb reasons. Also, I didn't get a chance to see a stupid episode because he kept telling me what to do, and the intro kept saying Blaze over and over again. I wish I could jump into the TV and kill them all. Whoever created this show should get fired! Also, you guys are gonna laugh at him at the next picture. Why? Because his tires got popped! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle! He deserves it for having a stupid show! AJ and Gabby sound like that they are going through puberty. If I saw them in real life, I would feed them chocolate. Want to see a picture of AJ and Gabby stuck in a bubble? Here you go. As you can see in this picture. AJ and Gabby got stuck in a bubble that is too strong to pop. Haha! They deserve it for having their stupid show! Starla is a piece of shit cowgirl monster machine, and she won't stop yelling cowboy or cowgirl lines. I bet you guys are going to laugh at her at the next picture. Why? Because she's actually crying in this picture! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle! She deserves it for having a stupid show! Darington is a stupid stuntman, and he won't stop singing his catchphrase. He ruined the name Shmarington. He is also a terrible singer, if he was on American Idol, The Voice, The X Factor, Britain's Got Talent, or America's Got Talent, he would get low scores and would not get a price at the end, instead, he would get booed out by the entire audience, including the judges. Darington also has a pet named Stunt Kitty, more like Stupid Kitty. Their tricks and stunts are terrible, if they were on Britain's Got Talent or America's Got Talent, they would get low scores and would not get a price at the end, instead, they would get booed out by the entire audience, including the judges. Also, you guys are gonna laugh at him at the next picture. Why? Because he is flying on a hot dog balloon! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle! He deserves it for having a stupid show! Stripes is a stupid tiger. I bet you guys are going to laugh at him at the next picture. Why? Because he got a broken tire! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle! He deserves it for having a stupid show! Zeg is the worst monster machine ever, and he won't stop saying his name. Zeg also likes to kiss things, like in this picture. It seems that he is kissing the egg. Also, you guys are gonna laugh at him at the next picture. Why? Because he's actually crying in this picture! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle! He deserves it for having a stupid show! Watts' design is stupid. I bet you guys are going to laugh at her at the next picture. Why? Because she lost one of her tires! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle! She deserves it for having a stupid show! Crusher is a huge crybaby, like in this picture, he's crying just because he lost the race in the Season 1 episode The Mystery Bandit, and then during the episode, he cries over Little Trucky when mentioned. No one gives a crap about Pickle. Not 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9 either. Not even 10, not even 100, not even 1000, not even 10,000, not even 100,000, not even 1 million, and not even infinity. Gasquatch thinks he's cool, but he's not. I bet you guys are going to laugh at him at the next picture. Why? Because he's actually crying in this picture! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle! He deserves it for having a stupid show! Pegwheel is a crybaby, like in this picture. It seems that he's starting to cry. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle ruffle! He deserves it for having a stupid show! And no one gives a shit about the rest of the characters. The animation is crap, the stories are lame, the music is boring, the songs are pieces of trash, the theme song is garbage, the voice actors are complete jerks, and the characters are idiots. They also like to have sex at night, smoke pot, eat poop for dinner, drink their own pee when they are thirsty, go to the Monster Dome without Blaze when it's time for Monster Dome races to begin, wear diapers as their underwear, and jack off when they are bored. I hope this show gets cancelled soon. Who likes this show? Fluttershy106, Brianlego98, and TGS627426, they like that show so much. Who hates this show? Me, I hate that show so much. So screw Blaze and the Monster Machines! And screw Blue's Clues! NOTE: If you like this show, or this show is from your childhood, you know the drill. Anyways, The Fairly OddParents is 757,484 times better than Blaze and the Monster Machines. END OF RANT.

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