Cast[edit | edit source]

Gus Griswald-David/Evil Genius/Zack



Breana-Shy Girl

Lieutenant Griswald-Dallas

Lieutenant Griswald's angry voice-Shouty


Plot[edit | edit source]

Gus Griswald gets rewarded.

Transcript[edit | edit source]

Gus Griswald: Man, I hate Breana Parkson! Even though she revived Fluttershy106, she's the worst baby sister of Miguel! To make things worse, Lawson and Gelman melted Jakir and Dottie Anderson when they weren't even involved in the situation! I will teach this brat a lesson!

At the Parkson residence.

Simon: Breana, your brother is upstairs in his room. Tomorrow, we will give you a brand new teddy bear.

Breana; Thanks Dad.

Gus walks in angry.

Simon: Who are you and why are you in our house?

Gus: I'm Gustav Patton Griswald, also known as Gus, but my father calls me private! 

Simon: Why does he call you private?

Gus: He's a US Army officer, that's why! Anyways, I'm so fed up with Miguel getting grounded after he wrecked your teddy bear! I wish you had cancer!

Breana: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Simon: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! Gus, how dare you wish cancer on our daughter?! Now she's crying thanks to you! That! Is! It! We're calling your father right now!

Gus: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! Please don't call my father! I am sorry for wishing cancer on Breana!

Kate: Too bad! We are calling your father and we're going to tell him what you said to our daughter!

Gus runs away as Simon calls Lieutenant Griswald.

Lieutenant Griswald's voice: This is Lieutenant Griswald speaking.

Simon: Your son Gus wished cancer on our daughter Breana! Now she's crying and she can't stop! Can you ground him for this?

Lieutenant Griswald's voice: Absolutely not!

Simon: What?!

Lieutenant Griswald's voice: How dare you try to get my son in trouble?! That is against Griswald policy and it will not be tolerated! 

Simon: You can't do this to me! He was the one who made Breana cry so punish him right now!

Lieutenant Griswald's voice: No! Your request has been denied! I am going to block you from my contacts so you can't reach me again! Good day!

Simon: But...

Lieutenant Griswald's voice (Shouty's voice): I SAID GOOD DAY!

Lieutenant Griswald hangs up the phone in a huff.

Miguel: Mom and Dad, why are you upset?

Kate: Gus Griswald just wished cancer on your baby sister and made her cry.

Simon: I tried to call his father to ground him but he just said no because Gus is his favourite son.

Later at Gus' house, Lieutenant Griswald was proud.

Lieutenant Griswald: Private, I got a call from Simon Parkson. He told me you wished cancer on his daughter Breana.

Gus: Well Pop, I don't like her next to Ivy Smith, Rosie Anderson or Jakir Anderson.

Lieutenant Griswald: Well Private, you did the right thing. I hated Breana Parkson as well. You are now ungrounded. You can hang out with Cornchip Girl whenever you want to.

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