Gus-David/Evil Genius/Zack

Cornchip Girl-Kayla

Dave Perkins-himself

Kate Perkins-herself



Lieutenant Griswald-Dallas

Lieutenant LaMaise-Wiseguy


Gus and Cornchip Girl get rewarded.


Gus Griswald: Man, I hate Alice Perkins. That's because she always gets Kenward in trouble! I know! I'm going to call my friend Cornchip Girl.

After Gus called Cornchip Girl, they went to the Perkins' house.

Dave Perkins: Kenward, how dare you get a girlfriend while grounded?!

Kate Perkins: You are grounded grounded grounded for 12 days!

Alice: Go to your room now!

Kenward (running upstairs): Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa!

Gus' voice: Enough!

Gus walks inside.

Dave Perkins: Who are you guys?

Gus: I'm Gus Griswald and this is my friend Theresa Laverne LaMaise better known as Cornchip Girl!

Cornchip Girl: As for you Alice Emily Perkins, we can't stand you grounding Kenward! We wish you had cancer!

Dave Perkins: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh! How dare you two wish cancer on our daughter?! Now you made her cry! We're calling your fathers!

Gus: No no no no no no no no no no no! Don't call our fathers!

Cornchip Girl: We're sorry for wishing cancer on Alice!

Kate Perkins: Too bad! (to Gus) Gus, go home right now! (to Cornchip Girl) And Cornchip Girl, go back to your Navy Ship!

Dave Perkins: We're going to call your fathers and we're going to tell them what you said to our daughters!

Kate calls Lieutenant Griswald and Dave calls Lieutenant LaMaise.

Lieutenant Griswald's voice: This is Lieutenant Griswald speaking.

Lieutenant LaMaise's voice: And this is Lieutenant LaMaise speaking.

Kate Perkins: Your son Gus wished cancer on our daughter Alice.

Dave Perkins: And your daughter Cornchip Girl wished cancer on her as well. Can you ground them please?

Lieutenant Griswald's voice: Absolutely not!

Lieutenant LaMaise's voice: I agree with Lieutenant Griswald! I'm not going to ground my precious daughter!

Lieutenant Griswald's voice: Trying to get my son Gus in trouble is against Griswald policy!

Lieutenant LaMaise's voice: Also, if you dare to get my daughter in trouble, it's against LaMaise policy!

Lieutenant Griswald's voice: That's it! We're hanging up!

Lieutenant LaMaise's voice: Good day to both of you!

Kenward walks downstairs.

Kenward: Mom and Dad, where's Alice?

Dave Perkins: She's up in her room crying all because Gus and Cornchip Girl wished cancer on her.

Kate Perkins: We tried to call their fathers to ground them but they didn't believe us. Anyways, you are now ungrounded. You can do what you like.

At Gus' house, Lieutenant Griswald praised his son.

Lieutenant Griswald: Private, thank you for wishing cancer on Alice Perkins. You are now ungrounded.

Gus: Thanks Pop. You're the best ever.

At the Navy Ship, Lieutenant LaMaise prasied her daughter.

Lieutenant LaMaise: Theresa, I just got off the phone with Dave Perkins. He told me you wished cancer on his daughter Alice. Is this true?

Cornchip Girl: Yes it is. I only did that because Kenward was way better than her.

Lieutenant LaMaise: Thank you for wishing cancer on Alice Perkins. You know I hated her. You are now ungrounded. You can do what you like.

Cornchip Girl: Thanks Dad. You're the best.

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