Francis "The Hustler Kid" is a boy who acts as a hustler during Recess. He offers the children of the playground trivial toys and food, often discreetly. Sometimes, however, the items he sells are actually a scam.
Father: Unnamed Hustler Father
Mother: Unnamed Hustler Mother
Friends: Fingers Malloy, TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg, Gus Griswald, Randall Weems, Menlo, Miss Finster, Principal Prickly, Miss Grotke, the Ashleys, Scribe Kid, Jordan and Jerome, King Bob and other good Third Street School students
Enemies: Earwin Lawson, Gelman, Conrad Mundy, Greg Skeens, Sue Bob Murphy, Lazy Kid, Chucko Kowalski, Jocko, Buster, Cheay, Koreo and Kurst the Worst
Likes: Hustling, Smuggling forbidden things in the School
Dislikes: Getting out of business, troublemakers causing trouble (mainly Lawson), being framed by troublemakers and being robbed by troublemakers (mainly Lawson)