Principal Prickly-Wiseguy

Gelman's dad-Simon

Jocko's dad-Eric


This is when I get a hook for a hand much to the delight of Jocko and Gelman. Gelman also uses the 13 bad words.


(I am in a store with only one hand)

Clerk: Name please.

Me: Fluttershy106. I susbstitute for Principal Prickly whenever he's out sick. 

Clerk: What happened to your left hand?

Me: Jocko cut it off.

Clerk: And did he feed it to the crocodile?

Me: Yes he did. That's why I want a hook in place of my left hand.

Clerk: Here you go.

Me: Now let's show these Third Street School Bullies who the real guy is!

(at school)

Jocko: Well, well, well, if it isn't Fluttershy106 Hook!

Me: Did you call me Fluttershy106 Hook?! 

Jocko: Yes, I did!

Me: I am not Fluttershy106 Hook, just because I resemble Captain Hook! It's all your fault for cutting off my hand and feeding it to the crocodile!

Gelman: Stop being mean to Jocko, you goddamn f***ing s***** w***** d***** n***** c***** b**** c*** b**** b****** w**** a**!

Me: Hey! Did you use the 13 bad words towards me?!

Gelman: Yes! I did! Hooky!

Me: That's it! I'm going to tell Principal Prickly on you to see how you like it!

Jocko: What?! We were only joking!

(in the office as Principal Prickly was drinking his cup of tea)


(Principal Prickly was scared he accidentally spilled his tea on his suit)


Principal Prickly: What is it and why do you have a hook for your hand?! Also, this is the second suit of mine you just ruined!

Me: I'll tell you why! It's because Jocko called me Fluttershy106 Hook! In addition, Gelman used the 13 bad words towards me and called me Hooky! 

Principal Prickly: I'll teach them a lesson!

(in the hallway)

Principal Prickly: Jocko and Gelman, Fluttershy106 told me you both called him names and used the 13 bad words towards him! Is this true?

Jocko: Yes, it is.

Principal Prickly: That's it! You're suspended for 12 days! Get out right now!

(at Gelman's house)

Gelman's dad: Gelman, how dare you make fun of Fluttershy106?! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded for 13 days! Go to your room now!

(at Jocko's house)

Jocko's dad: Jocko, how dare you make fun of Fluttershy106?! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded for 14 days! Go to your room now!

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