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CastEdit

Jocko-Paul

Jocko's dad-Eric

Me-Steven

My angry voice-Sam

Miss Finster, Police Officer and Principal Prickly-Wiseguy

Principal Prickly's angry voice-Scary Voice

My crying voice-Bernard (French)

PlotEdit

Note: My angry voice is Sam, which is in reference to when Microsoft Sam rages at Radar Overseer Scotty but when I get sent to the insane hospital, I don't scream, panic or throw a mental breakdown like Mojo Jojo.

TranscriptEdit

Jocko's dad's voice: Jocko, come downstairs! It's time for school! I don't want you to talk back to me!

Jocko: Dad, why do you get so grumpy?

Jocko's dad's voice: Because I'm in the bad mood! I don't like you getting late for school! Also, Fluttershy106 is now doing his job!

Jocko: No! Not Fluttershy106! Anything but Fluttershy106!

Jocko's dad's voice: Too bad! Now let's get going!

In the classroom...

Jocko: Miss Finster, can I go to the bathroom?

Miss Finster: Okay.

In the hallway, Jocko was up to his schemes.

Jocko: I'm going to the principal's office.

In the office...

Me: Jocko, why aren't you in class?

Jocko: Because I want to tell you a joke.

Me: Tell me it quickly.

Jocko: Okay. Why didn't Sagwa Miao wash the dishes?

Me: I don't know. Why didn't Sagwa Miao wash the dishes?

Jocko: Because he was a dumb idiot like you! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Me (Sam's voice): OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH! JOCKO, HOW DARE YOU TELL A DIRTY JOKE ABOUT ME?! THAT'S IT! I'M GOING TO ATTACK YOU!

Jocko: In this case, I must escape!

Fluttershy106 began to chase after Jocko, yelling angrily.

Me: (AVGN's voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! (Sam's voice) Come back here, you obnoxious brat! I'll get you! I'll get a mace to attack you with it!

Fluttershy106 ran back inside the house.

Jocko: Phew! That was close! I need to lay down. 

Inside Fluttershy106's house, Fluttershy106 picked up a mace. Then he went out of the house, and he continued to chase after Jocko.

Jocko: Oh no! Fluttershy106's going mad! He's got a mace! 

Me: (AVGN's voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Jocko: I better get away before that madman kills me!

Me: (AVGN's voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH

Fluttershy106 kept on chasing after Jocko. 

Me: (Sam's voice) I'LL MACE YOU GOOD!

Jocko: AAAAAARGH!

Jocko: He's getting as mad as Spinelli! Madman! Madman!

Me: (Sam's voice) WHEN I GET YOU, YOU'RE DONE! DO YOU HEAR ME?!! DONE!!! D-O-N-E! DONE! WHEN I CALL THE COPS TO ARREST YOU, YOU'LL BE ROTTING IN JAIL FOR THIS! JUST YOU WAIT! YOU'LL BE SORRY FOR TELLING A DIRTY JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!

Jocko ran as fast as he could.

Me: (Sam's voice) YOU WON'T GET AWAY FROM ME THIS TIME, YOU NAUGHTY BOY! STOP RIGHT THERE, SO I CAN ATTACK YOU WITH A MACE AND BEAT YOU UP! 

Jocko: Help! Help! Police, help! Save me! Madman! Madman! He's chasing me with a mace! Do something! That madman's going crazy! Stop that madman before he gets me! Do something, please! Before he kills me! 

Then Jocko ran past the police officer and the police officer halted Fluttershy106. 

Police Officer: Stop! Hey, what's going on!? What's the big idea chasing after that boy like that!? 

Me: Because he told a dirty joke! Let me at him! Let me at him! 

Police Officer: Hey, there's no need to chase after that boy like that! Where did you get the mace come from? 

Me: Because he told a dirty joke! I had to use the mace to chase after that brat because he was telling a dirty joke!

Police Officer: Hey! There's no need to do to that boy like that! I think you need to put the mace back in your house. Actually, I will get the guards to take it back to your house! There's no need to get angry or violent to that boy just because he roasted you and told a dirty joke!

Me: (Sam's voice) LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM! LET ME AT HIM RIGHT NOW!!!

Police Officer: I'm afraid your rage is getting worse. You have to go to the insane hospital for four weeks that will calm you down. You're getting mad and insane. Come with me now.

Me: Noooooooooooo! Who will someone do my job?! 

Miss Finster: Don't worry, Fluttershy106.

Principal Prickly: I am now back in business. I will give Jocko a good talking to. 

Then Miss Finster and Principal Prickly returned to school and Miss Finster went back into her classroom. Principal Prickly went into his office. Then he used his intercom to call to Jocko.

Principal Prickly: Jocko, get over here right now!

Then Jocko came. 

Jocko: You called, Principal Prickly? 

Principal Prickly: I heard you told a dirty joke to your own substitue principal. Why would you do that?

Jocko: Um, um, um... because Fluttershy106 always punishes me and my friends all the time. He gets grumpy sometimes. That's why I have to tell a dirty joke to Fluttershy106 so I can teach him a lesson.

Principal Prickly was shocked, and then he got mad and threw a fit. 

Principal Prickly: (Scary voice) GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Jocko, I can't believe that you told a dirty joke to Fluttershy106! Fluttershy106 is sent to the insane hospital for four weeks because of you! That's it, you are suspended for a week! Go home right now!

Meanwhile, in the insane hospital, the police officer showed Fluttershy106 the ward.

Police Officer: This is the ward which is where you are staying. Stay there for a while, this is what you get for trying to attack a boy and attacking a boy!

The police officer left the room. Flutteshy106's expression was about to be in sullen rage.

Me: Man, this whomps! I can't believe I got sent here! Take it easy Fluttershy106. 

15 minutes later, Fluttershy106 calmed down.

Me: That was close but I still can't believe I got sent here. King Bob was my cure and I should have listened to him instead of attempted to attack that boy. Why me? (Bernard's voice, French) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back home, Jocko's father was very upset with Jocko. 

Jocko's dad: Jocko, how dare you tell a dirty joke to Fluttershy106!? You know that was not funny! Why did you did that?

Jocko: Because he keeps on suspending my friends for no reason so that's why I did that so he will learn his lesson!

Jocko's dad: That's a very bad thing to do! You have no business in telling a dirty joke to Fluttershy106! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a week with no computer! Go to your room right now! And don't think of telling dirty jokes to anyone again!

Jocko went up to his room, crying.

Jocko: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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