Miss Finster and Principal Prickly-Wiseguy
Randall, TJ and King Bob-Eric
King Bob's angry voice-Steven
Karee Nickerson gets in big trouble.
(Miss Finster is talking to her 5th Grade Students) Miss Finster: Okay class, we have a new student who's joining our 5th Grade classroom. She's ten like all of you. Please welcome Karee Nickerson.
(Karee Nickerson comes in)
Miss Finster: Now we're going to have lunch in class. Miss Grotke's fourth grade students including TJ, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey, Gus and especially my snitch Randall and Mr Lee's sixth graders like Robert, Shay and others will be joining in. If something goes wrong, call me.
(Miss Grotke's students and Mr Lee's students arrive)
Miss Finster: Okay, Miss Grotke's students and Mr Lee's students. Come join us for lunch.
TJ: Thank you.
Randall: Oh boy! Having lunch is going to be the great day ever!
Miss Finster: Of course it is! They'll be no food fight and no hooligans like Lawson can cause trouble. Okay, now. Ready to eat? If something goes wrong, call me.
Randall: I got meaty marinara pasta from Pizza Hut.
TJ: I got a cheeseburger and fries from Dairy Queen.
Tara: I got a garden salad from Taco Bell.
King Bob: I got a lettuce salad from Subway.
Karee: Really?! My dad sent me to this school all because my sister Sallie thought I was dangerous! Even worse, he gave me McDonald's! I got 100 chicken nuggets, large fries, and a chocolate shake! I need something healthy! In addition, 100 chicken nuggets are way too much junk!
King Bob: Tara, I chose to become a vegetarian after I ate my last bite of Jack in the Box.
Tara: I might become a vegan someday.
Karee: King Bob's head is turned. I will switch his lunch.
(lunches are switched)
King Bob: I will eat my meal. It looks different. Down the hatch.
Tara: Wait! Don't!
TJ: Oh no! Tara's too late!
King Bob (Steven's voice): IT'S MEAT! IT'S MEAT! OH MY GOD IT'S MEAT! HEY! WHO GAVE ME MCDONALD'S?! YOU KNOW I'M A VEGETARIAN!
TJ: It was Karee and she's laughing!
Miss Finster: Randall, TJ, Shay and Robert, why are you all arguing?!
King Bob (Steven's voice): KAREE JUST SWITCHED MY LUNCH AND SHE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN I'M A VEGETARIAN!
Randall: And the only things he can eat are veggie burgers, veggie nuggets, collared greens and other things that don't have meat in it.
Miss Finster: Karee, how dare you switch lunches with King Bob and give him meat?! You know vegans can't eat meat! Go to the principal's office now!
(at the office)
Principal Prickly: Karee, why are you here on your first day of school?
Karee: I swapped lunches with King Bob and I didn't know he decided to become a vegetarian.
Principal Prickly: Karee, how dare you swap lunches with King Bob and I can't believe you gave him meat! You know people who are vegans can't eat meat for different kinds of reasons! You're suspended for 6 days! Get out now!
Alan: Karee, how dare you swap lunches with King Bob and you gave him meat! You know he's a vegetarian! Why didn't you eat the McDonald's I gave you?!
Karee: But Dad, the reason why I didn't eat the McDonald's you gave me was because 100 chicken nuggets are too much, I wanted something more healthier, and I didn't know King Bob was a vegetarian.
Alan: Well, that doesn't mean you should give vegans meat! You're grounded for 7 months! This means you'll be eating McDonald's for 7 months from now on! Go to your room now!
Karee (running upstairs): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!