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In Kurst the Worst's bedroom, Kurst the Worst was on camera, and she had an announcement.

Kurst: Ice Age?! What?! More like Crap Age! Oh my goodness! This whomps! This film is so stupid and it features prehistoric animals, and don't you know about a moody mammoth named Manny. A sloth named Sid is very annoying, and Diego the saber-toothed tiger sounds dangerous, and he whomps. Soto just attacked him, and then Diego was dead, and he died. But no, he did not die, he just cheated death. And let me tell you about Scrat. Scrat is a very annoying squirrel, and he always catches a nut, and besides, SCRAT WHOMPS! W-H-O-M-P-S! WHOMPS! I hope Phineas T. Ratchet can melt Scrat down into meat, and I wish Phineas T. Ratchet can melt down Manny and his friends  as well as Scrat into meat and EVEN next season's upgrades! And what about Wario Land 4? Wario is an obnoxious idiot, and he's always a n*****! Screw him, and he whomps! I can send him to Madame Gasket's Chop Shop to melt him down into meat! Mmm, lots of meat! And lastly, Around the World in 40 Days, this is a parody of Around the World in 80 Day, and this is so stupid! This is a very stupid show, a very stupid show indeed! I hope it's cancelled, do you? There are some things that me and my friends like... South Park, Family Guy, Sausage Party and The Happytime Murders! No more gives a crap about Ice Age, Scrat, Wario Land 4 and Around the World in 40 Days! South Park, Family Guy, Sausage Party and The Happytime Murders are a lot better than these abominations! End of rant. 

Then suddenly Kurst's dad came, pointing his finger at Kurst, who was horrified.

Kurst's dad: Kirsten, did I hear that you ranted on Ice Age, Scrat, Wario Land 4 and Around the World in 40 Days?

Kurst: Oh no! It's my dad!

Then Kurst's dad walked in, and he was angry.

Kurst's dad: I'm sorry guys! But Kirsten's grounded!

Kurst's dad turned off the camera, and he started scolding his daughter, who was crying. 

Kurst's dad: Kirsten, how dare you rant on Ice Age, Scrat, Wario Land 4 and Around the World in 40 Days?! You know Ice Age was one of my favourite films, Scrat was one of my favourite characters, Wario Land 4 was one of my favourite Wario games and Around the World in 40 Days was one of my favourite shows! 

Kurst: But dad, they suck!

Kurst's dad: I don't care! You are grounded, grounded, grounded for five days! Go to bed now!

Then Kurst did as she was told.



CAST

Kmberly as Kurst the Worst

Diesel as Mr Kurst (Kurst's dad)

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