FANDOM


At the assembly, Miss Finster had an announcement. 

Miss Finster: Okay, students of Third Street School. Today is behaviour card day! Anyone who gets a gold card will be going to Great State Fair. Anyone who gets a blue card will be the Principal for a Day. Anyone who gets a light blue card will be spending time on the computer at school for a day. Anyone who gets a green card will be spending the morning on the computer at school. Anyone one gets a white card will get nothing. Anyone who gets a yellow card will have detention for one hour. Anyone who gets a dark yellow card will have detention for a whole day. Anyone who gets an orange card will be suspended for two weeks. Anyone who gets a dark orange card will be suspended for a month. Anyone who gets a darker orange card will be suspended for two months, and anyone who gets a red card will be in dead meat and expelled for the rest of the school year. Now here are your cards!

TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey Blumberg and Gus Griswald had got gold cards.

TJ: Yes! Me, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus have got gold cards! Wahoo!

Vince: We did it! 

Spinelli: This is the greatest moment of our lives!

Gretchen: Yeah, way to go!

Mikey: Yeah! Whatever that means...

Gus; We get to go to the Great State Fair!

Miss Finster: Good job, TJ, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus! You have been the best students ever! You can go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!

The Ashleys had got gold cards.

Ashley A: Yay! We got gold cards!

Ashley B: How terrible!

Ashley Q: We get to do to the Great State Fair!

Ashley T: Yeah!

Ashleys: Oh, scandalous!

Miss Finster: Good going, Ashleys! You can go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!

King Bob, Jordan, Jerome, Scribe Kid and the loyal subjects had got gold cards.

King Bob: Yay! King Bob rules! We got gold cards! Do you know what this means, guys?

Jordan: We get to go to the Great State Fair together!

Jerome: We can get candy floss and go on rides!

Scribe Kid: This is so exciting!

King Bob: That's correct! Great State Fair! Here we come!

Miss Finster: Very good, King Bob, Jordan, Jerome, Scribe Kid and all loyal subjects! You can go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!

Randall Weems, Menlo, Barry and Geoffrey had got gold cards.

Randall: Miss Finster! Guess what? Me, Menlo, Barry and Geoffrey have got gold cards!

Miss Finster: Do you know what this means, Randall?

Randall: We get to go to the Great State Fair!

Menlo: Yeah, we can try out sideshows and go on rides!

Barry: And get candy floss! Yeah!

Geoffrey: We can have some fun together! 

Miss Finster: That is correct, Randall! You're the best trusted spy ever! Well done, Randall, Menlo, Barry and Geoffery! Job well done! Now you're off to go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!

Swinger Girl had got a gold card.

Swinger Girl: Yippee! I got a gold card! I can't wait to go to the Great State Fair!

Miss Finster: Good job, Laura Jameson! You can go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!

Douglas, Willy, Gordy, Phil, Megan, Judy, Lily, Bradley and Timmy Milton had got gold cards.

Douglas: Yippee! Me, Willy, Gordy, Phil, Megan, Judy, Lily, Susan, Bradley and Timmy Milton have got gold cards!

Gordy: This is so great!

Phil: That was awesome! I'm the best Woodchuck Scout ever!

Willy: This is great!

Megan: We're very lucky, aren;t we, Judy?

Judy: Yes we are!

Lily: I'm a happy girl!

Susan: So am I!

Megan: Me and Judy agree with Lily and Susan! We're happy girls!

Bradley: We got gold cards!

Timmy: We get to go to the Great State Fair!

Miss Finster: Good job, Douglas, Willy, Gordy, Phil, Megan, Judy, Lily, Bradley and Timmy Milton! You can go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!

The Upside-Down Girl had got a gold card. 

Upside-Down Girl: Yes, I got a gold card! The Great State Fair! Here I come!

Miss Finster: Very good, Upside-Down Girl! You can go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!

Hustler Kid: Yay! I got a gold card! This means I can go to the Great State Fair!

Miss Finster: That was good, Francis! You can now go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!

Cornchip Girl had got a gold card. 

Cornchip Girl: Yes, I did it! I got a gold card! I can go to the Great State Fair, so me and Gus can share popcorn, get candy floss, try sideshows and go on rides together!

Miss Finster: Good job, Theresa LaMaise! You can go to the Great State Fair, so you can fun with Gus Griswald! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!

Guru Kid had got a gold card. 

Guru Kid: Yes! I got a gold card! I can go to the Great State Fair! Thank you, Miss Finster. 

Miss Finster: Well done, Jimmy! As a reward, you can go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!

The Diggers had got gold cards.

Dave: Yay! Me and Sam have got gold cards! We can go to the Great State Fair!

Sam: Yeah! We can go to the Great State Fair together!

Miss Finster: Good going, Dave and Sam! You can go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!

The Pale Kids had got gold cards. 

Frank: Yay! We got gold cards! We're the best kids in the whole school!

Rodney: That's terrible!

Steve: Whatever that means! We get to go to the Great State Fair together!

Carl: How exciting!

Miss Finster: Great job, Frank, Rodney, Steve and Carl! You can go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!

The Singer Kid had got a gold card.

Brandon: Yay! I got a gold card! This means I can go to the Great State Fair! I'll be going to the Great State Fair here I come! I'll be going to the Great State Fair here I come! Going to the Great State Fair, I'll be going to the Great State Fair! Going to the Great State Fair here I come!

Miss Finster: Well done, Brandon Placido! You can go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!

Brandon: This is the happiest moment of my life!

Butch had got a gold card.

Butch: Yes! I got a gold card! I'm ready to go to the Great State Fair!

Miss Finster: Very good, Butch! You can go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!

Captain Brad and the Safety Rangers had got gold cards.

Captain Brad: Yay! Me and my troops have got gold cards! We're off to the Great State Fair now!

Miss Finster: Good job, Captain Bradley and all the Safety Rangers! You helped everyone, kept anyone safe and always helped someone cross the roads! All of you can go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!

All of the good students had got gold bolts. 

Miss Finster: Well done, all of you! You can all go to the Great State Fair! Go to Principal Prickly's right now!

Lazy Kid had got a white card.

Lazy Kid: Oh no. I got a white card. Now I can't go to the Great State Fair. 

Miss Finster felt sorry for Lazy Kid. 

Miss Finster: Oh, I'm sorry to tell you, Clark. Nothing happens to you. You have been in a little trouble, but not a lot. But don't worry, Gerard. You won't have any detentions, just a little talk after school. Please go to Principal Prickly's office right now.

Lazy Kid walked away sadly.

Lazy Kid: Maybe I wasn't working hard or appropriate enough! I've been very lazy all the time! I hope I can improve next time!

Chucko Kowalski and his brother Cy had got yellow cards. 

Chucko: Hey! Me and my brother Cy have got yellow cards!

Cy: This is an outrage! Thanks a lot for giving us yellow cards! You know that we have detention for one hour!  

Miss Finster: That's right, Chucko Kowalski and Cy Kowalski! You have detention for one hour! Your behaviour was mean, and you have been bullying other students! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now! 

Eddie had got a dark yellow card.

Eddie: No no no no no no no no! I got a dark yellow card! This is stupid! Miss Finster, you're such a stinker! Thanks a lot for giving me a dark yellow card! You know that I have detention for a whole day!  

Miss Finster: That's right, Eddie! You have detention for a whole day! Your behaviour was horrible, and you have been threatening other students! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!

Sue Bob Murphy and Kurst the Kurst had got orange cards.

Sue Bob: Oh no! Me and Kurst have got orange cards! This is so terrible!

Kurst: Yeah, these orange cards whomp! This means we are suspended for two weeks! Right, Miss Finster?

Miss Finster: That's right, Sue Bob Murphy and Kurst! You are suspended for two weeks! Your behaviour was horrible, and you have stealing food from the cafeteria all the time! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!

Clyde Philmore had got a dark orange card. 

Clyde: Oh no! I got a dark orange card! This is so terrible! I'm such an idiot! This means I am suspended for a month! 

Miss Finster: That's right, Clyde Philmore! You are suspended for a month! Your behaviour was horrible, and you have been picking on any students especially Gus Griswald and Theresa LaMaise! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!

Jocko, Koreo, Buster and Cheay had got darker orange cards. 

Jocko: Oh nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono! Me, Koreo, Buster and Cheay have got darker orange cards! This is terrible!

Koreo: Yeah, they whomp! They're stupid!

Buster: Thanks a lot for giving us darker yellow cards!

Cheay: This means we are suspended for two months! Right, Miss Finster?

Miss Finster: That's right, Jocko, Koreo, Buster and Cheay! You are suspended for two months! Your behaviour was horrible, and you have been bullying other students, throwing dodgeballs and them and throwing water bags at them! Go to Principal Prickly's office right now!

Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens had got red cards.

Lawson: Um um um um um um um um um um um um! Me, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens have got red cards. Can you please give us another chance. 

Miss Finster started raging at Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens. 

Miss Finster: ABSOLUTELY NOT! LAWSON, GELMAN, MUNDY AND SKEENS! YOU FOUR ARE IN DEAD MEAT! YOU FOUR HAVE BEEN THE WORST STUDENTS EVER! YOUR BEHAVIOUR WAS HORRIBLE! YOU HAVE BEEN BULLYING OTHER STUDENTS PARTICULARLY TJ AND HIS FRIENDS! YOU ALWAYS TRY TO FRAME OTHER STUDENTS, YOU HAVE BULLIED, SWORN AT, PICKED ON AND UPSET SOME OF THE OTHER STUDENTS! THAT'S IT! GO TO PRINCIPAL PRICKLY'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW!

Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens went off to Principal Prickly's office, crying.

Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooooooo!

Then Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens entered Principal Prickly's office and they walked up to Principal Prickly. 

Principal Prickly: So, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens? Why are you here? 

Gelman: Um, we got red cards. 

Principal Prickly was horrified, and then he started raging at Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens. 

Principal Prickly: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! LAWSON, GELMAN, MUNDY AND SKEENS! THIS HAS GONE TOO FAR! HOW DARE YOU BOYS GET IN DEAD MEAT! THAT'S IT, YOU BOYS ARE EXPELLED FOR THE REST OF THE SCHOOL YEAR! GO HOME RIGHT NOW!

Back in Lawson's house, Lawson's parents were furious with Lawson.

Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you get in dead meat?! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded until we tell you you're going to summer school!

Lawson's mum: Go upstairs to your room now! 

Lawson went up to his room, crying.

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Gelman's house, Gelman's parents were furious with Gelman.

Gelman's dad: Gelman, how dare you get in dead meat?! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded until we tell you you're going to summer school!

Gelman's mum: Go upstairs to your room now! 

Gelman went up to his room, crying.

Gelman: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Mundy's house, Mundy's parents were furious with Mundy.

Mundy's dad: Conrad, how dare you get in dead meat?! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded until we tell you you're going to summer school!

Mundy's mum: Go upstairs to your room now! 

Mundy went up to his room, crying.

Mundy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Skeens' house, Skeens' parents were furious with Skeens.

Skeens' dad: Greg, how dare you get in dead meat?! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded until we tell you you're going to summer school!

Skeens' mum: Go upstairs to your room now! 

Skeens went up to his room, crying.

Skeens: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!






CAST

Wiseguy as Miss Finster, Principal Prickly and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

Eric as TJ Detweiler, King Bob, Randall Weems, Phil, Cy Kowalski, Lawson and Mundy 

Paul as Vince LaSSao, Menlo, Douglas, Gordy and Jocko 

Julie as Spinelli

Amy as Gretchen Grundler, Ashley Boulet and Judy 

Joey as Mikey Blumberg, Jordan, Barry, Willy, Guru Kid, Dave, Rodney, Koreo and Gelman 

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Gus Griswald, Bradley, Timmy Milton, Steve and Brandon the Singer/Brandon Placido/The Singer Kid

Emma as Ashley Armbruster and Lily

Allison as Ashley Quinlan and Megan

Salli as Ashley Tomassian and Upside-Down Girl 

Steven as Jerome, Sam, Frank Sedgwick (Knarf), Captain "Brad" Bradley, Chucko Kowalski, Eddie, Clyde Philmore and Buster

Brian as Scribe Kid, Geoffrey and Skeens 

Princess as Swinger Girl 

Ivy as Susan

Dave as Hustler Kid and Cheay

Kayla as Cornchip Girl 

Duncan as Carl and Lazy Kid 

Kendra as Butch, Sue Bob Murphy and Mrs Skeens (Skeens' mum)

Kimberly as Kurst the Worst and Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum)

Simon as Gelman's dad and Mr Skeens (Skeens' dad)

Belle as Gelman's mum 

Alan as Mr Mundy (Mundy's dad)

Kate as Mrs Mundy (Mundy's mum)

Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.