Lawson Calls the New Baby Stupid and Gets Grounded is a grounded video by Kosta Karatzovalis, published on January 6, 2019
- Lawson's dad-Wiseugy
- Lawson's mom-Kimberly
Text: Last Year.
Lawson's dad: Erwin, come down stairs right now, we got some good news.
Lawson: What is it, dad?!!
Lawson's dad: Your mother is now pregnant.
Lawson: Wait, why you both didn't told me that my mom was pregnant while I'm grounded.
Lawson's mom: Just to make sure.
Lawson: Is it a boy or a girl?
Lawson's dad: I don't know, but we will have to find out.
Text: This year, today.
Lawson's mom: Ow (x20)!
Lawson's dad: What's the matter honey?
Lawson's mom: I'm going to have a baby, it's time!
Lawson's dad: Let's rush you to the hospital with Erwin, before the police chase us.
(At the hospital)
Lawson's dad: The Doctor is coming, honey!
Doctor: The doctor is here. So, what seems to be the problem.
Lawson's mom: My wife is having a baby, is she's OK.
Doctor: Yes, All you have to do it's, to push!!!! Push (x10)
Lawson's dad: Push (x25)
Lawson's mom: I'm trying. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Doctor: I see the baby, it's out!
(The Doctor grabs the baby out and it's a girl)
Doctor: Congratulations, it's a girl, what would you like to name her?
Lawson's mom: I will call her Elise.
Doctor: That was a good name. By the way, she is so cute.
Lawson's mom: I agree with you, but because, she will watch Barney and Friends during her lifetime.
Lawson's dad: Of course.
(When Lawson arrived)
Lawson: So, what's the update.
Lawson's dad: Erwin, Good news, meet your new baby sister, Elise.
Lawson: Let me see!
(He saw the new baby girl, but...)
Lawson: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, she's is so stupid.
Lawson's dad: Erwin you called your new baby sister stupid, Oh (x15)!
Lawson: I'm sorry dad, I was thinking it was boy, not a girl!
Lawson's dad: You're too late, you have a girl, end of story. And your apology unaccepted.
Lawson's mom: We are going home right now.
Text: At home
Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you call the baby stupid, you're very ungrateful.
Lawson's mom: Now say sorry to your sister, now!
Lawson: I'm sorry for calling you stupid, Elise.
(He said sorry to Elise didn't response when she was only a baby)
Lawson's dad: See, she did it listen to you. And this means you're a grounded for 4 weeks with no computer and no TV.
Lawson's mom: I agree with your father. Now go to your room now.
Lawson: (running upstairs): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Lawson's mom: Don't worry Elise, your mean ruthless brother Erwin is now upstair being grounded, here is your baby milk bottle.
Elise: La La goo goo (x4).
(Elise chews her milk bottle)
Lawson's dad: Aw, she is just so handsome. Let's watch Barney and Friends together, your first favorite show.
Elise: Googoogaga, Googoogaga.
(And so they all watch Barney and Friends)
(Lawson woke up, and found himself back in his room)
Lawson: Hey! Did I have a baby sister? No! It's just a dream!
(Suddenly, Lawson heard his dad calling)
Lawson's dad's voice: Erwin, we got good news! Miss Finster's daughter is having a baby! We're going to visit her in the hospital right away!
Lawson: Okay! We're going to see her right away!