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In Lawson's bedroom, Lawson had a plan.

Lawson: I am going the buy the Playstation 4! But first, I need to earn some money! So I am going to get a job! But first, I need to tell my dad. 

Lawson left his room and he went downstairs and he entered the lounge. He walked up to his room. 

Lawson: Hey dad!

Lawson's dad: What is it, Erwin? 

Lawson: Can I get a job so I can earn some money to buy the Playstation 4? 

Lawson's dad: Well, if you want to get the Playstation 4, go get a job! 

Lawson: OK dad! I am going to work at the movie theatres! 

Lawson's dad was counting on his son. 

Lawson's dad: Good job on your first day working at the movie theatres! 

Lawson went off to work at the movie theatres, and then he reached the movie theatres and started to work. Then the first customer came. It was Hustler Kid. 

Lawson: Welcome to the movie theatres! What movie do you want to see? 

Hustler Kid: I would like one ticket for All the Money in the World, please!

Lawson: What?

Hustler Kid: I said I would like one ticket for All the Money in the World, please!

Lawson: Historical movies are boring as heck, plus Kevin Spacey is not in that movie because he got accused of sexual misconduct, and he was replaced by Christopher Plummer.

Hustler Kid was indignant.

Hustler Kid: Oh my god! You are so rude! I'm going to another movie theatres to watch All the Money in the World! I hope I'll never see you again! 

Hustler Kid walked out in a huff. 

Lawson: Fine! Whatever! I don't need you anyway! 

Then Lawson called for another customer.

Lawson: Next!

Then Randall Weems and his friend Menlo came. 

Randall Weems: Hello, Lawson! Me and my friend Menlo would like two tickets for The Emoji Movie, please!

Lawson was offended.

Lawson: (in Kidaroo voice) Are you crazy?! That movie is the worst! Try pick a different movie! The Emoji movie is one of the worst animated movies ever. Do you ever listen to the critics before sitting through movies with your friend?

Randall and Menlo were furious.

Menlo: What the heck is wrong with you?! I loved that movie, and I want to see it again!

Randall: Me and Menlo are going to another movie theatres to watch the Emoji movie! You'll pay for your insolence, you bad bully! 

Lawson: You and your friend are nothing but annoying weasels! Get out of here before I call the bodyguards on you!

Randall and Menlo walked out in a huff.

Randall: I've had enough of you! Goodbye!

Lawson: Next! 

Then the Ashleys came. 

Ashley A: Me and my friends would like four tickets to see Ferdinand.

Lawson was offended.

Lawson: You're seeing Ferdinand? Ferdinand is for little kids even the Kindergarteners, and here I am laughing at the Ashleys who still watched things like that. 

The Ashleys were horrified. 

Ashley A: Lawson, are you here?

Lawson: Ashleys.

The Ashleys were furious.

Ashley B: Spoiler alert! We were bluffing when we said we would go to this theatre to see a movie. We're going to another movie theatres to watch Ferdinand.

Ashley Q: I agree with Ashley B. Besides, we love that movie! 

Ashley T: And you're nothing but a meanie! 

Ashley A: Yeah, you're nothing but a mean, arrogant, selfish and stuck-up idiot!

Lawson: You'll pay for your insolence! Get out of here, or else you will end up in Mental People's Home.  

The Ashleys walked out in a huff. 

Lawson: Next!

Then TJ Detweiler and his friends came.

TJ: Hello, Lawson!

Lawson was dismayed.   

Lawson: Oh my god! It's my archenemies TJ and the Gang!

TJ: You got that, right?

Vince: Lawson, now give us six tickets for Giostorm! It looks pretty cool!

Lawson: Too bad, Geostorm is sold out. Also, Geostorm is horrible, according to critics. 

TJ and the Gang were furious.

TJ: Oh man, this whomps!

Spinelli: How dare you do this, Lawson? 

Gretchen: You should be punished!

Mikey: You're going to pay for your rudeness!

Gus: Yeah, you're as mean as Gelman! We just want to see it, let us go right now!

Lawson: Well, that's too bad! I won't let you guys through unless you pick a different movie!

Mikey: Well, too bad! We're not leaving until we watched this movie! 

Lawson: If you guys keep this up, I will call the bodyguards on you!

TJ: That's it! We are going to beat you up!

TJ and the Gang charged towards Lawson, and started beating him up. 

Lawson: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

Lawson felt hurt.

TJ: That's what you get for not letting us through to watch that movie!

Vince: Yeah, you just whomp!

Just then the movie theatre boss came. 

Movie Theatre Boss: What's going on here? And where are all my loyal customers? 

Lawson: Nothing, boss. 

TJ and the Gang had a complaint to the movie theatre boss.

TJ: We'll tell you what's going on!

Vince: Lawson is insulting customers like us about his taste in movies, causing us to go to another movie theatres.

Spinelli: He's nothing but a jerk!

Gretchen: He never lets us see any movies in this theatre!

Mikey: Yeah, this whomps!

Gus: I know, he's nothing but a meanie like his friend Gelman!

TJ and the Gang and the movie theatre boss glared to Lawson, who was horrified. The movie theatre boss pointed at Lawson and was furious at him. 

Movie Theatre Boss: Lawson, why did you do such a thing?! You have talked smack and been rude to customers for not seeing any movies! This has got to be the worst thing you have ever done! That's it, you're fired, and banned from the movie theatres for a month! Get out now! 

Lawson went out of the reception, feeling dismayed.

Lawson: Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono! 

Back home, Lawson's dad was upset with Lawson.

Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you get fired from the movie theatre for making fun of people?! Ooooooooooooooooooooh! You are grounded for a month! Go to your room now!

Lawson did as he was told. 



CAST

Eric as Lawson, Randall Weems and TJ Detweiler

Wiseguy as Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

Dave as Hustler Kid

Paul as Menlo and Vince LaSSao

Emma as Ashley Armbruster

Amy as Ashley Boulet and Gretchen Grundler

Allison as Ashley Quinlan

Salli as Ashley Tomassian

Julie as Spinelli

Joey as Mikey Blumberg

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Gus Griswald

Dallas as Movie Theatre Boss

Kidaroo as Lawson's angry voice 

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