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At the village, Lawson was very angry with Caillou. 

Lawson: Caillou, how dare you make friends with King Bob, Tara and their friends?! You know they're not your friends! And they're my enemies from sixth grade! That's it, today is punishment day! First punishment: Beating you up!

Caillou: Nonononononononononono! Please don't beat me up! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lawson: Shut up, Caillou! I'm going to beat you up right now, you bald-headed moron!

Lawson began to beat up Caillou.

Caillou: (in Kidaroo voice) Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

Lawson stopped beating up Caillou, and Caillou started crying.

Caillou: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lawson: Stop crying, Caillou! Second punishment: Saying you whomp! CAILLOU, YOU WHOMP!

Caillou got angry.

Caillou: Hey, don't talk to me like that! You do not say to me I whomp!

Lawson: I don't care! Whomp is just anyone's word in my school. It doesn't mean anything. Third punishment: Hitting your head with my baseball bat!

Lawson picked up his baseball bat and hit Caillou's head with it.

Caillou: Ow! My head hurt! Where did you get a baseball bat?

Lawson: Well, that's my weapon! I can attack my enemies with it, including you, baldy!

Caillou: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! That hurt!

Lawson: Caillou, shut up! Fourth punishment: Piledriving you!

Lawson walked towards Caillou and grabbed him and jumped up and he piledrove Caillou to the floor with a thud, and Caillou coughed.

Caillou: That hurt!

Then Caillou picked himself up.

Lawson: Who cares? Fifth punishment: Ungrounding Rachel! Come with me to Rachel's house! And you will be forced to unground Rachel!

Lawson dragged Caillou on his way to Rachel's house, kicking and screaming.

Caillou: (in Kidaroo voice) NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!

Then Lawson arrived at Rachel's house.

Lawson: Now stay put, you bald-headed moron while I call to Rachel!

Then Lawson called to Rachel.

Lawson: Hey, Rachel! It's me, Lawson! I've brought Caillou with me because he makes friends King Bob, Tara and their friends!

Just then, Rachel Hart came out of her house.

Rachel: What is it, Lawson?

Lawson: Caillou is fraternising with our enemies from sixth grade!

Rachel: Oh no! This whomps!

Lawson: I'm giving Caillou a punishment day!

Rachel: Good going, Lawson! That's what he gets for hanging out with King Bob, Tara and their friends!

Lawson: Caillou! Unground Rachel now!

Caillou: Nononononononononononono! I don't want to unground Rachel!

Lawson: Shut up, Caillou! And unground her now!

Caillou: Fine. Rachel, you are now ungrounded. You can do whatever you want.

Rachel felt angry.

Rachel: Thanks for ungrounding me, Caillou Anderson.

Lawson: Sixth punishment: Sending Gina to Mental People's Home!

Cailou: Nononononononono! Please don't do that!

Rachel: Too bad! Lawson and I have to do it because Gina whomps!

So Lawson picked up a phone and phoned Tina up.

Lawson: Hello, Tina! This is Erwin Lawson! Today is Caillou's punishment day, so please send Gina to Mental People's Home?

Tina's voice: Why?

Lawson: Because Gina whomps, and she always gets me and my friends into trouble! Can you send her to Mental People's Home?

Tina's voice: Okay. Thanks for telling me. I'll come and find Gina and take her to Mental People's Home right away.

Then Lawson put down the phone, and he and Rachel explained to Caillou.

Lawson: Tina has come to take Gina to Mental People's Home.

Rachel: So no more hanging out with her, EVER!

Lawson: Sixth punishment: Grounding you!

Rachel: Lawson and I are going to say to you in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, 0!

Lawson and Rachel:  Caillou, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for making friends with King Bob, Tara and their friends! You're grounded forever! You're grounded with no more going to Chuck E Cheese's or any other restaurants, hanging out with Leo, going out with Dora, getting my friends grounded or teaming up with TJ and his friends for the rest of your pathetic life!

Caillou: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! This is so unfair!

Lawson: You know what's unfair!

Rachel: Making friends with our enemies from sixth grade! That's why!

Lawson: Last punishment: Pushing you into the crocodile pit!

Rachel: We're taking you to the zoo right now!

So Lawson and Rachel dragged Caillou to the zoo, kicking and screaming.

Caillou: (in Kidaroo voice) NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO!

Then Lawson and Rachel entered the zoo, and then they approached the crocodile pit and put Caillou down.

Lawson: Time to say goodbye, Caillou! Lunchtime, crocs!

Lawson and Rachel: THIS IS SPARTA!

Lawson and Rachel pushed Caillou into the crocodile towards the crocodile pit.

Caillou: Hey!

Caillou fell screaming into the crocodile pit. 

Caillou: (in Kidaroo voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Caillou landed into the water filled with ferocious crocodiles. Then King Bob, his girlfriend Tara, his advisors Jordan and Jerome and his secretary Scribe Kid stopped, and they had heard Caillou splashing in the water.

King Bob: What's that?

Jordan: I think I hear someone falling screaming into the crocodile pit. 

Jerome: I think that voice belongs to Caillo Anderson. 

Scribe Kid: What?! Jerome, why didn't you say so?!

King Bob: Oh no! It can't be! Don't worry, Caillou! We'll save you!

Tara: Don't worry! Help is on the way.

King Bob, Tara, Jordan, Jerome and Scribe Kid rushed to the crocodile pit. Down below the crocodile pit, the crocodiles snapped their jaws and started mauling Caillou, and Caillou started screaming as he was being eaten alive.

Caillou: (in Kidaroo voice) AARGH! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAH! AAAAH! AAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

But it was too late, King Bob, Tara Jordan, Jerome and Scribe Kid had seen Caillou being mauled and eaten alive by crocodiles and were unable to save him. 

King Bob: CAILLOU! (in his TV voice) NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Tara: This is so terrible! Waaaaaaaaaaaaa!

King Bob: Our good friend. Our trustworthy ally.

Tara: We were supposed to save Caillou from those horrid crocodiles! And how he's gone!

King Bob and Tara: All gone! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Jordan: Oh no! I can't believe Caillou's been eaten by crocodiles!

Jerome: This is tragic! We must tell TJ and the Gang at once!

Scribe Kid: That's a good idea! Let's confirm to them! 

King Bob, Tara, Jordan, Jerome and Scribe Kid rushed off.

Lawson: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's what he gets for hanging out with King Bob, Tara and their friends!

Rachel: Yay! No more Fluttershy106! He's dead for good! He'll burn in hell!

The Pale Kids were walking along, and they had seen Lawson and Rachel pushing Caillou into the crocodile pit. They were horrified.

Knarf: Oh no! Lawson and Rachel pushed Caillou into the crocodile pit! I better tell TJ and the Gang the bad news!

Rodney: Good idea, Frank! Let's go!

Steve: I agree wth Rodney!

Carl: Me too!

The Pale Kids ran off to tell TJ and the Gang the bad news, and then TJ and the Gang walked in.

Knarf: JT! JT!

TJ: What is it, Knarf?

Knarf: Lawson and Rachel pushed Caillou into the crocodile pit! 

Rodney: This is so terrible!

TJ and the Gang were horrified.

TJ: Oh no! This is terrible!

Vince: We can't believe Lawson and Rachel did such a thing like this!

Spinelli: This is so gruesome!

Gretchen: How could they do such a thing?!

Carl: I believe the crocodiles just ate Caillou alive, and now he's dead!

Knarf: Carl's right, I think we're going to miss Caillou.

Steve: Yeah.

Mikey: Oh no! I'll never see him again!

Gus: Me too! This is so tragic!

TJ: Alright, thanks for telling me, Knarf! We'll have a word with Lawson and Rachel right now!

TJ and the Gang rushed off to confront Lawson and Rachel. 

Knarf: Okay, Rodney, Steve and Carl! Let's go get some ice cream! That'll cheer us up!

Rodney: Good idea, Frank!

The Pale Kids rushed off to get some cream. Then TJ and the Gang confronted Lawson and Rachel, much to their horror. They were furious. 

TJ: Lawson and Rachel! How dare you push Caillou into the crocodile pit?! (in his TV voice) This is not fair! 

Vince: We just heard that you whompers are going to do that!

Spinelli: Now look down there! Look at his body!

Gretchen: It's ruined!

Mikey: And he's been eaten alive by crocodiles! 

Gus: That's it, you two are in big trouble! Go home while we call your parents!

Lawson and Rachel went home in disgrace, crying.

Lawson and Rachel: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

(We see Lawson's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Lawson's dad: (Scary voice) Erwin, Erwin, Erwin, Erwin, Erwin, get over here right now!

(We see Rachel's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Rachel's dad: (Scary voice) Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, get over here right now!

Back in Lawson's house, Lawson's dad scolded Lawson. 

Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you give Caillou a punishment day?! You know it's disrespectful! And what's worse, you pushed him into the crocodile pit! That was very bad of you!

Lawson: But dad, it's his own fault. He hanged with my enemies from sixth grade King Bob, Tara and their friends, and that's why I have to teach him a lesson. 

Lawson's dad: You know you can't do that, young man! Now everyone reacts to his death because of you. And also, did you send Gina to Mental People's Home?

Lawson: Yes I did. It's because she fraternises with Caillou and gets me and my friends into trouble!

Lawson's dad: Right! That's it, you have caused disgrace, young man! Now Gina's gone to Mental People's Home, thanks to you! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded until I tell you we're going to Caillou's funeral! Go upstairs to your room right now!

Lawson went to his room, crying.

Back in Rachel's house, Rachel's dad scolded Rachel. 

Rachel's dad: Rachel, how dare you give Caillou a punishment day?! You know it's disrespectful! And what's worse, you pushed him into the crocodile pit! That was very bad of you!

Rachel: But dad, it's his own fault. He hanged with my enemies from sixth grade King Bob, Tara and their friends, and that's why I have to teach him a lesson. 

Rachel's dad: You know you can't do that, young lady! Now everyone reacts to his death because of you. And also, did you send Gina to Mental People's Home?

Rachel: Yes I did. It's because she fraternises with Caillou and gets me and my friends into trouble!

Rachel's dad: Right! That's it, you have caused disgrace, young lady! Now Gina's gone to Mental People's Home, thanks to you! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded until I tell you we're going to Caillou's funeral! Go upstairs to your room right now!

Rachel went to his room, crying.



CAST

Eric as Lawson, King Bob, Steve and TJ Detweiler

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Caillou and Gus Griswald

Julie as Rachel Hart, Tara and Spinelli

Kimberly as Tina's voice

Joey as Jordan, Rodney and Mikey Blumberg

Steven as Jerome and Frank Sedgwick (Frank)

Brian as Scribe Kid

Duncan as Carl

Paul as Vince LaSSao

Amy as Gretchen Grundler

Wiseguy as Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

Dallas as Mr Hart (Rachel's dad)

Kidaroo as Caillou's screaming voice

Scary voice as Lawson's dad's angry voice and Rachel's dad's angry voice

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