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At the Jungle Gym, King Bob was scolding Lawson.

King Bob: Go to the dodgeball wall now, Lawson!

Lawson felt annoyed at King Bob, who was horrified.

Lawson: No! I'm going to give you a nosebleed! 

King Bob: Nonononononononononononononononono!

Lawson punched King Bob on his nose, giving him a really bad nosebleed. King Bob's nose started bleeding.

King Bob: OW! My nose! It's bleeding!

Suddenly, King Bob was furious with Lawson, who was horrified.

King Bob: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Lawson, how dare you give me a nosebleed?! That's it! Dodgeball wall! Now! Guards, come over here this instant!

Then King Bob's loyal subjects came.

Subject 1: What is it, sire?

Subject 2: And what's the problem?

King Bob: Lawson gave me a nosebleed, and my nose is bleeding! Owww... that hurt. Can you send Lawson to the dodgeball wall and bring Miss Finster to Lawson and tell her to bring him to Principal Prickly's office?

Subject 1: Yes, sire. 

Subject 2: Yes, sire. 

Subject 3: Yes, sire. 

Subject 4: Yes, sire. 

King Bob's subjects grabbed Lawson.

Subject 1: Come with us!

Subject 4: You're going to the dodgeball wall!

King Bob's loyal subjects took Lawson down the ladder, and took him to the dodgeball wall. Then they placed Lawson on the dodgeball wall.

Subject 2: Now stay on the dodgeball wall!

Subject 4: And wait for us to bring Miss Finster to you!

Subject 1: This is what you get for giving King Bob a really bad nosebleed!

Subject 3: Yeah, stay there and don't move!

King Bob's loyal subjects left Lawson at the dodgeball wall.

Lawson: Oh great! Now I have to wait at the dodgeball wall until King Bob's guards bring Miss Finster to see me. 

Then King Bob's loyal subjects walked over to Miss Finster. 

Miss Finster: Say, boys? What happened? 

Subject 1: Well, you're not going to be happy when I say this.

Subject 2: Lawson just gave King Bob a really bad nosebleed!

Subject 3: Yeah, that was a bad thing to do that!

Subject 4: Can you take him to Principal Prickly's office right now?! 

Miss Finster was horrified. 

Miss Finster: Oh my god! Thanks for telling me! I'll give Lawson a good talking to! Take me to see him right away! 

Subject 2: We left him at the dodgeball wall!  

Subject 4: Follow us! 

Then King Bob's loyal subjects took Miss Finster to see Lawson. 

Subject 1: Here he is! 

Subject 2: Give that Lawson a good talking to!

Miss Finster: Thank you, boys! I'll deal with him!

Subject 2: Your welcome, Your Ladyship!   

Then King Bob's loyal subjects left Lawson to Miss Finster.

Miss Finster: Lawson, how dare you give King Bob a really bad nosebleed?! That's violent and unacceptable! That's it, I'm taking you to Principal Prickly's office right now!

Then Miss Finster dragged Lawson to Principal Prickly's office, kicking and screaming. 

Lawson: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Then Miss Finster entered Principal Prickly's office, and she had a complaint to Principal Prickly.

Principal Prickly: Say, Muriel? What's up?

Miss Finster: I had a complaint from King Bob's friends! Why? Because Lawson gave King Bob a really bad nosebleed! That's violent and unacceptable! Punish him immediately!

Principal Prickly: Okay, Miss Finster! Thanks for telling me! I'll give Lawson a good talking to!

Then Miss Finster left.

Principal Prickly was very annoyed at Lawson.

Principal Prickly: Oh my god, Lawson! I cannot believe you gave King Bob a really bad nosebleed! This is a very serious situation, a very serious situation indeed! You don't ever give King Bob a nosebleed! You see giving King Bob a nosebleed undermines authority. It demonstrates impertinence, disrespect, laziness. You know it's not okay to do that to other students or other people in public! Giving other people and other students a nosebleed is very bad! That's it, you are suspended for 19 days! Go home now!

Back home, Lawson's dad was furious with Lawson.

Lawson's dad: Erwin, I cannot believe you gave King Bob a really bad nosebleed! And thanks to you, he now has bad bruises because you gave him a really bad nosebleed! Now he needs to go to the hospital, thanks to you! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for 19 days! Go to your room right now and think about what you have done to King Bob! 

Lawson went to his room, crying with dismay.

Lawson: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!




CAST

Eric as Lawson, King Bob and one of King Bob's guards

Paul as one of King Bob's guards

Joey as one of King Bob's guards

Steven as one of King Bob's guards

Wiseguy as Miss Finster, Principal Prickly and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

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