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CastEdit

Lawson and TJ Detweiler-Eric

Jordan, Mikey Blumberg and Rodney-Joey

Frank Sedgwick (Knarf) and Jerome-Steven

Vince LaSSao and Guard-Paul

Spinelli and Rachel Hart-Julie

Gretchen Grundler-Amy

Gus Griswald, Steve and Trumpet Boy-Evil Genius/David/Zack

Amy Nickleby-Kate

Smithy-Young Guy

Miss Finster, Principal Prickly and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)-Wiseguy

Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum)-Kimberly

PlotEdit

Lawson causes trouble for Knarf and ruins his kingship.

TranscriptEdit

At the Jungle Gym, Jordan and Jerome were talking to Knarf, the leader of the Pale Kids.

Jordan: Do you, Knarf, swear to be a substitute king until King Bob returned from the hospital?

Knarf: Yes, I do.

Jordan: Then Jerome and I have brought some stuff from King Bob's wardrobe. And we hereby confer upon you the Holy Sceptre of Power.

Jordan gave Knarf a hockey stick.

Jerome: The Most High Imperial Crown.

Jerome gave Knarf a yellow crown-shaped helmet and it on Knarf's head.

Jordan: And the Royal Plastic Ring.

Jordan put the plastic ring on Knarf's finger.

Jerome: With these symbols of authority, I invest in you...

Knarf: Excuse me? What about a cape?

Jordan: Oh sorry! Here's a cape!

Jordan gave Knarf a blue lined red cape, and Knarf put on the cape.

Jordan: Anyway, with these symbols of authority and grandeur of kingship, I invist in you the power to rule the playground.

Jerome: Now you're King Frank! Give a proclamation!

So Knarf walked over to the edge, and he had an announcement to the kids.

Knarf: Kids in the playground, I, Knarf, am substituting for King Bob because that geek Lawson gave him a nosebleed. You may refer to me as King Frank!

TJ and his gang were impressed.

TJ: Wow! What a great king!

Vince: TJ's right! You're awesome!

Spinelli: I bet you can knock Lawson and his friends dead!

Gretchen: Knarf, we're so impressed with you! Your kingship will be as good as King Bob's!

Mikey: Go, Knarf! Go teach Lawson and his friends a lesson!

Gus: Wow! You're as powerful as King Bob.

Mikey: Gus's right! You are powerfu!

Knarf: I am, am I? Don't worry. I'll give any geeks like Lawson punishments.

Amy Nickleby was impressed, and so were Rodney, Steve and Carl.

Amy: Wow, Frank! This is the best day in the playground!

Knarf: Amy! This kingship is awesome and I can give any geeks hard labour!

Rodney: Wow, Knarf! You're a genius!

Knarf: I know, Rodney! I am a genius!

Steve: That's very clever of you!

Carl: Here, here.

Rodney: Long live King Frank!

Amy, Rodney, Steve and Carl: Long live King Frank!

Lawson was annoyed, and so were his friends.

Lawson: Man, I can't believe Tiny Sedgwick is substituting for King Bob! He's becoming as bossy as him! This whomps! I'm going to break him down!

Amy: Oh no you don't! You leave my boyfriend alone, you geek!

Lawson: Hey, don't call me a geek, you ugly geek!

Amy: Don't call me a geek, you stupid idiot!

Lawson: My and Rachel's relationship is much better than Tiny's and your relationship!

Rachel: I agree with Lawson! You and Tiny whomp!

Amy walked off, fuming.

Amy: That's not nice to insult me!

Later, Knarf was sitting on a throne, and he was eating his pizza.

Knarf: Boy, this pizza is delicious.

Jordan and Jerome came up to Knarf.

Jordan: Your Majesty, come quick!

Knarf got off his throne.

Knarf: What is it, Jordan and Jerome?

Jerome: Smithy refused to pay the cookie tax!

Trumpet Boy and his companion came, bringing Smithy to Knarf.

Trumpet Boy: I caught him eating cookies without paying.

Guard: He's going to be so much trouble.

Knarf: What?!

Smithy: I like eating cookies! But I hate paying the cookie tax! And besides, it whomps!

Knarf was annoyed.

Knarf: I don't care if paying the cookie tax whomps! No excuses! The law is two cookies from every kid! And you've broken the law! Guards, take him to the dodgeball wall!

Trumpet Boy: Come with me!

Guard: You're going to the dodgeball wall!

Trumpet Boy and his companion dragged Smithy kicking and screaming on the way to the dodgeball wall.

Smithy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Not the dodgeball wall! Anything but the dodgeball wall!

This was too much for Lawson, Lawson was furious.

Lawson: That does it!

Lawson rushed to the Jungle Gym and climbed up the ladder and then he confronted Knarf.

Lawson: Tiny Sedgwick, how dare you send my friend Smithy to the dodgeball wall?! That is unacceptable!

Knarf: Lawson, what are you doing here? Get off the Jungle Gym!

Lawson: No! I'm here to teach you a lesson for being a tyrant! You're as tyrannical as King Bob! I want to be king instead of you!

Knarf: Oh no you don't! You can steal King Bob's job!

Lawson: Oh yes I can! You're nothing but a dictator!

Lawson and Knarf: Get off the Jungle Gym, you geek!

Lawson was shocked.

Lawson: You're calling me a geek?

Knarf: I call him as I see him.

This made Lawson furious.

Lawson: Alright, that's it! I'm going to push you off the Jungle Gym!

Lawson pushed Knarf off the Jungle Gym. Knarf fell screaming to the floor.

Knarf: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

BUMP!

Knarf hit the ground and injured himself so badly. Lawson laughed, as Jordan and Jerome climbed down the ladder in horror.

Lawson: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's what you get for being a tyrant! Take that, you stupid geek!

Knarf: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! I can't move! The crown's ruined! My cape's ruined because I was bleeding! I got scratches and bruises all over me.

Jordan and Jerome rushed over to Knarf.

Jordan: Sire, are you alright?

Knarf: No! I can't move! Owww...

Jerome: Oh no! This is terrible! Poor sire!

Just then, Amy rushed in.

Amy: Oh my god! Frank, are you alright?

Knarf: No. Lawson ruined my kingship and pushed me off the Jungle Gym. Now my kingship's ruined, thanks to that geek.

Amy: Oh no! This is terrible! Rodney! Steve! Carl! Come here!

Rodney, Steve and Carl came.

Rodney: You called, Amy?

Steve: What happened?

Carl: I see blood all over the ground.

Amy: Lawson ruined Frank's kingshp and pushed him off the Jungle Gym.

Rodney: Oh no! This is terrible!

Amy: Jordan, Jerome, deal with Lawson while me and the others call the ambulance!

Jordan: Don't worry, Amy. I'll deal with Lawson.

Jordan and Jerome rushed over to the ladder and climbed up the ladder. Then he confronted Lawson.

Jordan: Lawson, how dare you push King Frank off the Jungle Gym?!

Jerome: Now his kingship's ruined, thanks to you! You really have caused disgrace!

Jordan: Now Frank has to go to the hospital, thanks to you!

Jerome: That's it, we're taking you to the dodgeball wall right now! Come with us!

Jordan and Jerome dragged Lawson kicking and screaming on the way to the dodgeball wall.

Lawson: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Miss Finster came over to Knarf.

Miss Finster: Frank, are you alright?

Knarf: No. Lawson pushed me off the Jungle Gym. I was substituting for King Bob because he's in the hospital. And now my kingship's ruined, thanks to Lawson.

Miss Finster: Good sweet Mike! This is so terrible! I'll find that troublemaker for this! Thanks for telling me, Frank!

Miss Finster rushed off to get Lawson.

At the dodgeball wall, Jordan and Jerome placed Lawson towards it.

Jordan: Now stay on the dodgeball wall and wait for us to bring Miss Finster to you!

Jerome: This is what you get for pushing King Frank off the Jungle Gym!

Then Jordan and Jerome left Lawson at the dodgeball wall.

Lawson: Oh great! Now I have to wait at the dodgeball wall until Jordan and Jerome bring Miss Finster to see me. And it's all that geek Tiny's fault!

Then Jordan and Jerome walked over to Miss Finster. 

Miss Finster: Say, Jordan and Jerome? Do you know where Lawson is? 

Jordan: We left him at the dodgeball wall!

Miss Finster: Well, take me to see him!

Jerome: Follow us! 

Then Jordan and Jerome took Miss Finster to see Lawson. 

Jordan: Here he is, give that Lawson a good talking to!

Miss Finster: Thank you, Jordan and Jerome! I'll deal with him!

Jerome: Your welcome, Your Ladyship!   

Then Jordan and Jerome left Lawson to Miss Finster.

Miss Finster: Lawson, how dare you push Frank Sedgwick off the Jungle Gym?! Now he needs to the hospital, thanks to you! That's it, I'm taking you to Principal Prickly's office right now!

Then Miss Finster dragged Lawson to Principal Prickly's office, kicking and screaming. 

Lawson: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Then Miss Finster entered Principal Prickly's office, and she had a complaint to Principal Prickly.

Principal Prickly: Say, Muriel? What's up?

Miss Finster: I had a complaint from Jordan and Jerome! Why? Because Lawson pushed Frank Sedgwick off the Jungle Gym! Now Frank needs to go to the hospital, thanks to Lawson! Punish Lawson immediately!

Principal Prickly: Okay, Miss Finster! Thanks for telling me! I'll give Lawson a good talking to!

Then Miss Finster left.

Principal Prickly was very annoyed at Lawson.

Principal Prickly: Lawson, I'm very disappointed in you for pushing Frank Sedgwick off the Jungl Gym. You know you're not supposed to do that. This is a very serious situation, a very serious situation indeed! You don't ever push Frank off the Jungle Gym! You see pushing Frank off the Jungle Gym undermines authority. It demonstrates impertinence, disrespect, laziness. You know it's very naughty to push Frank off the Jungle Gym! That's it, you're suspended for two weeks! Go home right now while I call your parents!

Back home, Lawson's parents scolded Lawson.

Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you push Frank Sedgwick off the Jungle Gym?! You know pushing Frank off the Jungle Gym is a very bad thing to do!

Lawson's mum: Now Frank needs to go to the hospital, thanks to you! Poor Jordan and Jerome need to find another substitute king or a queen to rule the playground, thanks to you!

Lawson's dad: That's it, you are grounded for two weeks!

Lawson's mum: Go to your room right now!

Lawson went to his room, crying.

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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