In the hallway of Third Street School, Lawson was feeling bored.

Lawson: I'm bored! What shall I do? 

Then Lawson thought for a minute.

Lawson: I know! I got it! I will say a bad word! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Then Lawson walked on and he tripped over the stone, and hurt his knee. 

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaa! Ouch! Ouch! Son of a b****!

Then Lawson got into class, and Miss Finster asked him.

Miss Finster: Hey Lawson! How is your day today?

Lawson: F*** YOU!

Miss Finster was horrified, and so were the other 5th Graders - except for Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob Murphy, Kurst the Worst, Chucko Kowalski and Clyde Philmore who were laughing their heads off. Miss Finster was furious.

Miss Finster: Ooooooooooooooh! Lawson, how dare you say a bad word?! That's it, you are suspended for the whole week! Get out of my class right now!

Back home, Lawson's father was furious with Lawson and was throwing a fit.

Lawson's dad: Oooooooooh! How dare you say a bad word in school?! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for a whole week! Go to your room right now!

Lawson went up to his room, crying.

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Eric as Lawson

Wiseguy as Miss Finster and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

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