(sequel to Sue Bob Murphy ding dong ditches King Bob's house)

At the Third Street Playground, Lawson was talking to Mundy and Sue Bob.

Lawson: Mundy and Sue Bob, what's the matter?

Sue Bob: King Bob chased me with a mace after ding dong ditched his house. 

Mundy: Then the police stopped King Bob, and he was going to attack Sue Bob. Then I called to everyone that King Bob is a raging bull and then he tried to murder me with a gun. 

Lawson: Oh no! This is terrible!

Mundy: And thankfully, King Bob's been sent to the insane hospital. 

Lawson: Don't worry, I will take over King Bob's throne and be king. 

Mundy: Oh boy! This is going to be great! 

Sue Bob: Thank you, Lawson! 

Lawson: Now! Go break into King Bob's house and then open the wardrobe, and there are spare crown-shaped helmets and capes in there. I'm going to wear the same crown and cape as King Bob. 

Mundy: Righto! Come on, Sue Bob! Let's go!

Mundy and Sue Bob went out of the playground and went off to King Bob's house. Then they reached King Bob's house and they sneaked inside it. They went upstairs and they broke into King Bob's room. Mundy and Sue Bob saw the wardrobe. 

Mundy: Let's open the wardrobe!

Sue Bob: Good idea!

Mundy and Sue Bob opened the wardrobe and they spotted some crown-shaped helmets and capes. 

Sue Bob: Let's pick a crown and cape!

Mundy and Sue Bob picked up one of the crown-shaped helmets and capes, and they closed the wardrobe.

Mundy: Let's get out of here before his parents catch us!

Sue Bob: Actually, they're at work!

Mundy: Wow, that's a relief!

Mundy and Sue Bob left the room, and they went downstairs and left the house. Then they returned to the playground, and they came up to Lawson.

Mundy: Here's a crown a cape, Lawson!

Lawson: Oh boy! Excellent! Let's go to the Jungle Gym and begin my coronation! 

So Lawson, Mundy and Sue Bob walked over to the Jungle Gym and they went up the ladder. Mundy called to the others. 

Mundy: Gelman! Skeens! Rachel! Lazy Kid! Clyde! Kurst! Chucko! Cy! Jocko! Koreo! Buster! Cheay! Come over here now! 

Then Gelman, Skeens, Rachel Hart, Lazy Kid, Clyde, Kurst, Chucko Kowalski, Cy Kowalsk, Jocko, Koreo, Buster and Cheay came. 

Lawson: Attention, everyone! I, Erwin Lawson, will take over King Bob's throne because King Bob is sent to the insane hospital for chasing Sue Bob Murphy with a mace and trying to murder Conrad Mundy. I will become King Lawson! Gelman, Mundy and Skeens will become my advisors! Also, Gelman will be my bodyguard! Lazy Kid will be a trumpeter! Chucko and Cy Kowalski will be my bodyguards as well! Sue Bob and Kurst will be my ladies-in-waiting! Rachel Hart will be my queen! And Clyde Philmore, Jocko, Koreo, Buster and Cheay will be my guards!

Rachel: Oh, this is going to be great! 

Gelman: Skeens, you, Mundy and I are going to steal Jordan and Jerome's jobs and be advisors!

Skeens: Yeah, Jordan and Jerome won't be pushing us around anymore!

Gelman and Skeens walked over to the ladder and climbed up and walked over to Lawson. 

Lawson: Well, Gelman, you're one of my advisors and you're also my bodyguard!

Gelman: Oh boy! I've got two jobs! One: as an advisor, and two: as a bodyguard. 

Lawson: Excellent: (to Mundy) Mundy, get ready for the crowning moment!

Mundy: Righto!

Mundy picked up a crown-shaped helmet and placed it on King Bob's head. Then he put the cape on Lawson. 

Lawson: Yes! I'm King Lawson now! 

Everyone: Long live King Lawson! Long live King Lawson!

King Bob: Now King Bob and his sceptres won't bother us anymore!

Sue Bob: Also, they're the worst music band ever!

Then Lazy Kid entered the bottom of the Jungle Gym and picked up one of the hockey sticks and came out. He went up the ladder and he passed the stick to Lawson. 

Lazy Kid: Here's a stick, sire. 

Lawson: Excellent! You will take Trumpet Boy's job!

Lazy Kid: Yes, of course. I will steal Trumpet Boy's job. 

Then Chucko and Cy Kowalski came up with a trumpet and passed it to Lazy Kid.

Lawson: Thank you, Chucko and Cy!

Chucko: You're welcome, Your Highness!

Cy: Anytime, sire!

Lawson: Good! Now you're my bodyguards like Gelman! Stop anyone for trying to bother me!

Chucko: Yes, Your Majesty!

So Chucko and Cy went back down the ladder. 

Lazy Kid played a trumpet. 

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens showed Lawson King Bob's throne.

Gelman: Your Majesty, your throne awaits!

Mundy: It's not King Bob's throne anymore!

Skeens: You're king of the playground now!

Lawson: Thank you!

Lawson walked over to the throne and sat on it. Then Rachel climbed up the ladder walked up to Lawson. 

Rachel: Wow, Lawson! You're the great king! I will be your queen.

Lawson: That's right, Rachel.  

Lawson called to Clyde and Koreo.  

Lawson: Clyde, Koreo, come over here! 

Then Clyde and Koreo climbed up.  

Clyde: You called, Your Majesty? 

Koreo: What can we do for you? 

Lawson: I want you to fetch some beautiful royal clothes for Rachel. 

Clyde: Yes, sire! 

Koreo: Anything to do! 

Then Clyde and Koreo went off to fetch some royal clothes for Rachel.  

Lawson: Gelman, Mundy and Skeens, fetch me and Rachel some banquet. 

Gelman: Yes, sire! 

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens went off to fetch some food to Lawson and Rachel.  

Then Kurst the Worst walked in.  

Lawson: There you are, Kurst! You are here to partner with Sue Bob as our ladies-in-waiting. 

Kurst: Yes, we will help you.  

Sue Bob: We'll do anything for you.  

Then Gelman, Mundy and Skeens came in with some food.  

Gelman: Here's the banquet! 

Mundy: Enjoy! 

Then Clyde and Koreo came with some royal clothes for Rachel, and dropped them to Rachel. 

Rachel: Thanks! 

Lawson: Gelman, Mundy and Skeens, continue the coronation! 

Gelman: Yes, sire!  

Mundy: Anything for you! 

Skeens: Time for another crowning moment.  

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens began to crown Rachel. 

Gelman: I hereby present you a beautiful gown. 

Gelman put the beautiful gown on Rachel. 

Mundy: The royal robe. 

Mundy placed the royal red robe on Rachel. 

Skeens: And a tiara. 

Skeens placed the tiara on Rachel's head.  

Rachel: Yes! I'm Queen Rachel! 

Lawson: Wow! You're so beautiful. Time for a banquet.  

So Lawson and Rachel enjoyed the banquet. And so they had finished.  

Just then, Eric Foster came.  

Eric: Hey, what are you doing on King Bob's throne?! I was supposed to substitute for King Bob! Jordan and Jerome just sent me because King Bob's in the insane hospital! 

Lawson: Sorry, Foster. I'm taking King Bob's place now! I'm King Lawson! 

Rachel: And I'm Queen Rachel! And you can't be a substitute king now! 

Eric: Lawson, get off the throne now, you idiot! 

Rachel: Hey, don't talk to King Lawson like that! 

Lawson: Jocko, Buster, get over here and take King Bob's stupid bodyguard away and lock him in the dungeon! 

Then Jocko and Buster came and he grabbed Eric, and he dragged him off.  

Eric: Hey, let go of me, you ridiculous creeps! LET ME GO! LET ME GO! 

Jocko: Shut up, Foster! You're going to jail! 

Buster: For being rude to King Lawson!  

Eric: Wait till I tell King Bob about this! 

Then Jocko and Buster threw Eric in the bottom of the Jungle Gym. 

Buster: And stay in the dungeon!  

Eric: I'll get you for this, Lawson!  

Lawson and Rachel were satisfied.  

Lawson: Now Foster's in jail. He won't tell King Bob on us!  

Just then, the Pale Kids came. Knarf eyed at Lawson and Rachel. 

Knarf: Well, well, well, if it isn't a new king! If it isn't our neutral friend Lawson and his girlfriend. He looked awesome.  

Rodney: Yeah, let's take a picture of him, Frank. 

Knarf: That's right, Rodney. Let's bring out some cameras.  

Knarf: Rodney, Steve, Carl, let's get the cameras ready.  

Rodney: Right, Frank!  

Steve: Right, Frank!  

Carl: Right, Frank! 

Lawson: Well, well, well. If it isn't Tiny Sedgwick.  

Rachel: Yeah, if it isn't the leader of the nerds. 

Knarf: That's right, Lawson! You're the new king here! 

The Pale Kids equipped the cameras and they took pictures of Lawson and Rachel.  

Rachel: Wow, thanks for the pictures.  

Lawson: Great going, Tiny.  

Knarf: And by the way, Lawson. Where's King Bob?!  

Lawson: He's in the insane hospital and I'm taking his throne.  

Rachel: Me too. And where's another throne that I wanted on my own?!  

Lawson: Tiny, fetch the throne for Rachel! 

Knarf: No! Sorry! I'm not doing it!  

Lawson: You disobedient nerd! How dare you refuse to fetch the throne for Rachel?! 

Rachel: That's it, you and your nerdy friends are going straight to the dungeon! 

Lawson: Guards, get over here and arrest the Pale Kids!  

Then Chucko, Cy, Clyde, Koreo, Jocko, Buster and Cheay came.  

Cy: Pale Kids, you four are under arrest for disobeying the new king and new queen and refusing to fetch the throne for the new queen! 

Chucko: Cy's right! You four are going to the dungeon! Right, Cy? 

Cy: Yes! Right, Chucko!  

Clyde: You Pale Kids are selfish nerds!  

Koreo: Especially you, Frank Sedgwick!  

Jocko: Or should we say Tiny Sedgwick?  

Knarf: Hey, you idiots! You can't arrest us! Let us go, you insolent fools! 

Buster: Sorry, we're putting you in the dungeon! 

Cheay: And you can't escape! You geeks are going to stay there! Come with us now! 

Chucko, Cy, Clyde, Koreo, Jocko, Buster and Cheay dragged the Pale Kids kicking and screaming on the way to the bottom of the Jungle Gym. 



Lawson: Oh shut up.  

Rachel: Man, the Pale Kids are such stupid nerds! 

Lawson: I know, right? 

Just then, the Ashleys came. 

Ashley A: Well, well, well. If it isn't a new king? 

Ashley B: Or should we say King Lawson? 

Ashley Q: Tell us! Where's King Bob?! 

Ashley T: Yeah, go on! Tell us!  

Lawson: King Bob is the insane hospital because he tried to attack Sue Bob with a mace for ding dong ditching his house and he tried to murder Mundy.  

Rachel: Yeah, he's going to stay in there! Hahahaha! 

Ashley A: Really? Well, we'll just see what Miss Finster has to say about that!  

Lawson: Yeah, she'll be happy to see the new king like me. 

Rachel: And she'll be happy to see the new queen like me.  

Ashley B: No, we won't! She won't be happy when she sees you two stealing King Bob's throne!  

Ashley Q: Eric Foster is going to substitute for King Bob! 

Ashley T: But no, you just beat him to it and stopped him for substituting for King Bob! 

Lawson: That's right, I've got Jocko and Buster to put him in the dungeon! 

Ashley B: That is like so rude! You and Rachel are nothing but pests!  

Ashley A: If King Bob's ill, I'll be a queen as a substitute!  

Lawson: Right, that's it, Ashleys! You're going straight to the cabbage field! Gelman, take them to the cabbage field! 

Gelman: Right, sire! 

Gelman walked over to the Ashleys.  

Gelman: Come with me, you four are going to the cabbage field! 

Ashley A: What?! Hey!  

Gelman started to lure the Ashleys on the way to the cabbage field. 

Ashley A: (in her TV voice) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Lawson: Haha! That's right, cowards! Go to the cabbage field! 

Rachel: Yeah, you lost, Ashleys! 

Then Clyde and Koreo came with a throne.  

Clyde: Here's your throne, Queen Rachel! 

Koreo: Enjoy! 

Rachel: Thank you, boys!  

Then Clyde placed a throne next to the throne that Lawson was sitting.  

Rachel sat on a throne.  

Rachel: Thanks! 

Clyde: You're welcome! 

So Clyde and Koreo walked off. Just then, Jordan and Jerome came along with Tara, Scribe Kid and Trumpet Boy. 

Jordan: Hold it right there, Lawson and Rachel! What are you doing stealing King Bob's throne?! 

Jerome: You can't take over King Bob's throne! 

Scribe Kid: Just because King Bob's in the mental hospital!  

Trumpet Boy: Foster's going to substitute for King Bob! But no, you sent Jocko and Buster to put him in the dungeon.  

Tara: Get off the throne, you pests!  

Lawson: Hey! Don't call us pests! It's against the law!  

Jordan: We don't care! Get off the throne right now!  

Jerome: Or else you're in big trouble!  

Rachel: Never! it's our throne!  

Tara lost her temper.  

Tara: That's it, you creeps! The pair of you asked for it!  

Tara charged towards Lawson and Rachel, much to their horror. Tara began to beat up Lawson and Rachel. She was yelling in anger and Lawson and Rachel were screaming in pain. Then Lawson and Rachel fell to the floor and were badly injured.  

Lawson and Rachel: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! That really hurts! 

Tara: Well that's what you get for taking King Bob's throne! 

Trumpet Boy approached Lawson.  

Trumpet Boy: Give me the crown and cape now! It belongs to King Bob! 

Lawson: I just enlisted Mundy and Sue Bob to take one of the spares crowns and one of the spare capes from King Bob's wardrobe.  

Jordan: Hey, you're not allowed to send any of your friends to break into King Bob's house! 

Jerome: That's theft! Give them to us now so we can bring them back in King Bob's wardrobe! 

Lawson did as he was told, and he took off the crown-shaped helmet and a cape, and he gave them to Jordan and Jerome. Then they gave them to Trumpet Boy.  

Trumpet Boy: Don't you ever steal King Bob's crown and cape again! You're no longer king! 

Rachel: What?! How dare you rob Lawson off his kingship! You've ruined it!  

Tara: Where did you get the tiara, the purple gown and the red cloak come from? 

Rachel: A few weeks ago, Sue Bob and Kurst bought a tiara and made a purple dress and a red cloak for me so I can be queen if King Bob's away. 

Tara: Well, you can't steal King Bob's throne either! Jordan, Jerome, take Lawson to see Miss Finster! 

Jordan: Yes, Tara! Right away, Tara! 

Jerome: Yes, Tara! Right away, Tara! 

Jordan and Jerome glared at Lawson.  

Jordan: Come with us, Lawson! You're going to see Miss Finster! 

Tara: Scribe Kid, Trumpet Boy, get Foster and the Pale Kids out of the dungeon!  

Scribe Kid: Yes, Tara! 

Trumpet Boy: Yes, Tara!  

Then Jordan and Jerome was dragging Lawson to Miss Finster, and they had a complaint to her.  

Miss Finster: Say, Jordan and Jerome? What happened? 

Jordan: Lawson stole King Bob's throne and got Rachel to be his queen!

Jerome: He got Jocko and Buster to stop Foster from trying to substitute for King Bob and put him in the dungeon. Then Lawson and Rachel got Chucko, Cy, Clyde, Koreo, Jocko, Buster and Cheay to put the Pale Kids in the dungeon, and then got Gelman to take the Ashleys to the cabbage field!

Jordan: Me, Jerome, Tara, Scribe Kid and Trumpet Boy taught Lawson and Rachel a lesson!

Jerome: Yeah, Lawson's been causing too much trouble! Can you take him to Principal Prickly's office right now?! 

Miss Finster was horrified. 

Miss Finster: Oh my god! Thanks for telling me! I'll give Lawson a good talking to!

Jordan: After that, deal with Rachel and some of Lawson's friends!

Then Jordan and Jerome left Lawson to Miss Finster.

Miss Finster: Lawson, how dare you steal King Bob's throne?! That's greedy! That's it, I'm taking you to Principal Prickly's office right now! (to Rachel and Lawson's friends) And the lot of you! Wait for me to collect you to Principal Prickly's office!

Then Miss Finster dragged Lawson to Principal Prickly's office, kicking and screaming. 


Then Miss Finster entered Principal Prickly's office, and she had a complaint to Principal Prickly.

Principal Prickly: Say, Muriel? What's up?

Miss Finster: I had a complaint from Jordan and Jerome! Why? Because Lawson stole King Bob's throne! That's greedy! Punish him immediately!

Principal Prickly: Okay, Miss Finster! Thanks for telling me! I'll give Lawson a good talking to!

Then Miss Finster left.

Principal Prickly was very annoyed at Lawson.

Principal Prickly: Lawson, I'm very disappointed in you for stealing King Bob's throne. You know you're not supposed to do that. This is a very serious situation, a very serious situation indeed! You don't ever steal King Bob's throne! You see stealing King Bob's throne undermines authority. It demonstrates impertinence, disrespect, laziness. You know it's greedy to steal King Bob's throne! That's it, you're suspended for two weeks! Go home right now while I call your parents!

Back home, Lawson's parents were furious with Lawson.

Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you steal King Bob's throne?! You should know that stealing King Bob's throne is greedy. And also, King Bob is a best king of the playground and a best student in Third Street School.

Lawson: But mum and dad, King Bob's been sent to the insane hospital after chasing Sue Bob with a mace and trying to murder Mundy. That's why I have to take over King Bob's throne and I also have Rachel as my queen.

Lawson's mum: You shouldn't have done that just because King Bob's in the insane hospital.

Lawson's dad: For that, you're grounded, grounded, grounded until King Bob comes back from the insane hospital! And for this, you will watch Sesame Street! Watch it right now or you're super far grounded!

Lawson's mum: And do as we tell you, or else!

Lawson: (sadly) Yes, mum and dad.

Then Lawson did as he was told. 


Eric as Lawson, Mundy and Cy Kowalski 

Kendra as Sue Bob Murphy  

Joey as Gelman, Chucko Kowalski, Koreo, Rodney and Jordan 

Brian as Skeens and Scribe Kid 

Duncan as Lazy Kid and Carl 

Steven as Clyde Philmore, Buster, Frank Sedgwick (Knarf) and Jerome 

Kimberly as Kurst the Worst and Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum) 

Julie as Rachel Hart and Tara 

Paul as Jocko and Eric Foster 

Dave as Cheay 

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Steve and Trumpet Boy 

Emma as Ashley Armbuster 

Amy as Ashley Boulet 

Allison as Ashley Quinlan 

Salli as Ashley Tomassian 

Wiseguy as Miss Finster, Principal Prickly and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)   


The audio featuring Ashley A screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" from the Recess episode Outcast Ashley is used as an audio when Ashley A and the Ashleys get sent to the cabbage field by Gelman

The audio featuring the Angry German Kid's dad beating up the Angry German Kid was used as an audio as Tara beats up Lawson and Rachel Hart

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