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(Inspired by the Enormous Crocodile)

Lawson was very angry about Kosta Karatzovalis. 

Lawson: Man! I hate Kosta Karatzovalis because he's the worst guy ever and he's the worst leader of the Metal Punks! What should I do? I know! I will throw Kosta up to the sun. Hahahahahaha!

Then Lawson went off to find Kosta Karatzovalis, and then he walked over to the spot where Kosta Karatzovalis was standing, and quick as a flash he picked Kosta up by his leg and hoisted him up into the air. 

Kosta: Hey! Let me go! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!

Lawson: No. I won't let you go. You are the worst guy ever and the worst leader of the Metal Punks. Now it's time for your punishment, so here it comes! 

Lawson began to swing Kosta round and round in the air. At first, he swung him slowly. Then he swung him faster... AND FASTER, AND FASTER, AND FASTER STILL... soon Kosta was just a blurry circle going round and round Lawson's head. 

Suddenly, Lawson let go of Kosta's leg, and Kosta went shooting high up into the sky like a huge rocket. Up and up he went... HIGHER and HIGHER...FASTER and FASTER. He was going so fast and so high that soon the earth was just a tiny dot miles below. He whizzed on and on. He whizzed far into space. He whizzed past the moon. He whizzed past stars and planets. Until at last...

With the most tremendous BANG! Kosta crashed headfirst into the hot hot sun. And he was sizzled up like a sausage! Then a sausage fell back to Lawson, and he ate it up.  

Lawson: Mmm, nice sausage! That's a good meal! 

Then Lawson cheered. 

Lawson: Yaaaaaay! Kosta Karatzovalis is dead for good! He'll never bother me ever again!

Back home, Lawson's dad was furious and upset with Lawson.

Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you throw Kosta Karatzovalis up to the hot sun!? He is one of my favourite rock band singers! And where did you get the idea from?

Lawson: Um, um, um, I got the idea from the Roald Dahl book The Enormous Crocodile where Trunky throws the Enormous Crocodile up to the sun. I really hate Kosta Karatzovalis, because he sucks. He's the worst guy ever and the worst leader of the Metal Punks. He's stupid, and I hate him!

Lawson: I don't care! Now everyone reacted to his death, thanks to you! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a whole month with no TV! Go to your room right now! 

Lawson went up to his room, crying.

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!








CAST

Eric as Lawson

Russell as Kosta Karatzovalis

Wiseguy as Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

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