Lawson and his dad were having steak for dinner.

Lawson: I want some ice cream.

Lawson's dad was stern. 

Lawson's dad: No, Erwin, you finish your food. 

Lawson got up from the table, pushing his chair on the way to the kitchen.

Lawson's dad: Hey. You... you get back here right now, mister. 

Lawson stood up on the chair.

Lawson's dad's voice: Get down from that chair or you are in big trouble. 

Lawson opened the fridge door and got the ice cream out, and he shut the fridge door. Lawson got down from the chair with the ice cream.  

Lawson's dad's voice: You put that ice cream back right now.

Lawson pushed his chair back to the dining room. 

Lawson's dad: I mean it. I am not kidding around. 

Lawson sat back down. 

Lawson's dad: I am not going to say it again.

Lawson put the ice cream on the table. 

Lawson's dad: Uh...

Lawson was about to put the ice cream in his mouth.

Lawson's dad: If you put that ice cream in your mouth you are going to be in big trouble. 

Lawson started to put the ice cream in his mouth. 

Lawson's dad: Uh... uh... uh... 

Lawson ate some ice cream. 

Lawson's dad got up from his chair and ran to Lawson. He started spanking Lawson, stopping him from eating ice cream, which knocked the ice cream off the table. 

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! I hate you! I hate you! I hate you! I want my mommy! 

Lawson's dad angrily carried Lawson off his chair. 

Lawson's dad: Well, I'm the best you've got!

Then Lawson's dad sent Lawson up to his room, and then he placed him in his bed. Lawson was dismayed. 

Lawson: You really suck dad! Why did I get sent to bed early?

Lawson's dad: Because you got in trouble and did not listen to me. You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for six days! Now go to sleep!

Lawson: No!

Lawson's dad: Go to sleep right now!

Lawson: I said no!

Lawson's dad: Go to sleep right now, you!

Lawson: I am not going to sleep, and that is final!

Lawson's dad lost his temper, and threw a fit, screaming at Lawson. 

Lawson's dad: Go to sleep now or you're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for a month!

Then Lawson did as his dad said and he closed his eyes. Lawson began to sleep.

Lawson's dad: Thank you! Now goodnight!


Eric as Lawson

Wiseguy as Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

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