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In Lawson's backyard, Rachel Hart came to Lawson, who was upset.

Rachel: Lawson, what's up?

Lawson: Sharon always gets me into trouble with my parents. Last time, she got me into trouble for making fun of Detweiler and LaSSao.

Rachel: Oh my god! That stupid excuse for a girl has gone too far. She whomps. Last time, she got me into trouble with my parents for making fun of Spinelli and Grundler.

Lawson: Also, she foiled me for calling Blumberg 'Fat'!

Rachel: Also, she foiled me for calling Griswald 'Four Eyes'! What shall we do?

Lawson: I know, Rachel! How about we beat her with chairs?

Rachel: That's a good idea! Let's do it!

Lawson: Let's get into the kitchen and take the chairs, take them to Sharon's room and beat Sharon with them!

So Lawson and Rachel went back in the house. Then they entered the kitchen and grabbed the chairs. They left the kitchen, and then they upstairs and then they entered Sharon's room. Then Lawson and Rachel confronted Sharon.

Lawson: Sharon, how dare you get me into trouble with my parents?!

Rachel: You know you can't do that at all!

Sharon: Hey, what are you doing in my room, you troublemaking idiots! And why are you bring chairs here? Get out of here and take those chairs back in the kitchen now!

Lawson: No! We're going to beat you with chairs!

Then Lawson picked up a chair.

Rachel: And you deserve it. Also, you got us both into trouble with our parents for the first time, you dork!

Sharon: Hey, Erwin! Put that chair down!

Lawson: Never! I won't do it!

Rachel picked up the other chair.

Sharon: Uh hey! Put another one of these chairs now! Put it down!

Rachel: No! You deserve it for getting us into trouble! Come on, Lawson! Let's beat her up!

Lawson and Rachel charged and started beating Sharon.

Sharon: OW! OW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Lawson: Take that, you piece of s***!

Rachel: Go to hell, you w*****!

Lawson: You f***ing d***! Stupid n*****!

Sharon: AAAH! AAIE! OOOOW! OW! OW OW OW OW OW OW OW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Lawson: Time to say goodbye!

Rachel: Say your prayers, Sharon the F*****!

Lawson and Rachel beat Sharon with chairs one last time, and Sharon fell to the floor, and choked.

Sharon: Eeeeeeeeh.

Lawson and Rachel cheered.

Rachel: Yay! We beat Sharon with chairs! Take that, you goddamn f***ing s***** w***** d***** n***** c***** b**** c*** b**** b****** w**** a**!

Rachel: Hahaha! You will end up in the same hospital with YankieDude5000!

Sharon began to cry.

Sharon: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! You insulted me with 13 bad words! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! And you injured me on purpose! Owww...

Lawson: You will stay in the hospital with YankieDude5000! Last time, I hit him in his head with a rocket, and he ended up in the hospital. Also, YankieDude5000 will be made into a half-faced cyborg and become like N Gin from the Crash Bandicoot series.

Suddenly, Lawson's dad rushed in.

Lawson's dad: What is going on around here?!

Sharon: Erwin and Rachel beat me with chairs. Oww... Eeeeeh. And what's worse, they insulted me with 13 bad words. Oww ho ho.

Lawson's dad was furious with Lawson and Rachel.

Lawson's dad: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Erwin and Rachel, how dare you beat Sharon with chairs?! You know it's a very dangerous thing to do! You caused injuries to her! And what's worse, you insulted her with 13 bad words! That's it, both of you are grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks! Erwin, go to your room now! And Rachel, go home while I call your parents!

Lawson went to his room, crying, as Rachel went home in disgrace, crying.

Lawson and Rachel: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lawson's dad: Man! Erwin and Rachel are such naughty kids!

Then Lawson's dad walked over to Sharon.

Lawson's dad: Sharon, don't worry. I'll get you to the hospital as soon as possible.

Later, back in Rachel's house, Rachel's dad was furious with Rachel.

Rachel's dad: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Rachel, how dare you beat Sharon with chairs with her brother?! You know it's a very dangerous thing to do! You caused injuries to her! And what's worse, you insulted her with 13 bad words! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks! Go to your room now!

Rachel went to her room, crying.

Rachel: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!



CAST

Eric as Lawson

Julie as Rachel Hart

Kate as Sharon

Wiseguy as Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

Dallas as Mr Hart (Rachel's dad)

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