At the park, Lawson brought a Valentine card to Rachel Hart.
Lawson: Happy Valentine's Day, Rachel! Here's a card!
Lawson gave the card to Rachel.
Rachel: Thank you, Lawson.
Rachel began to read a card. It says 'To Rachel. Happy Valentine's Day. You are the best. You are beautiful. I am so lucky to be with you. Love from Erwin Lawson'.
Rachel: Wow! This card is so lovely. How about a kiss?
Lawson and Rachel kissed each other.
Lawson: Want to come to Kelso's with me?
Rachel: Sure, I love to.
So Lawson and Rachel walked off, and then they arrived at Kelso's. They went inside, and then they found King Bob sitting at the table with his girlfriend and four of his guards. They were dismayed.
Lawson: Hey, Kingy? What are you doing?
King Bob: Tara and I are having an important snack.
Tara: We're having strawberry tarts.
Rachel: We're jealous. Lawson and I love strawberry tarts. We're going to get them.
Lawson: Yes, our relationship is much better than yours. SO PROVE IT!
King Bob and Tara were furious.
King Bob: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Lawson and Rachel, how dare you insult our relationship?!
Tara: Bob is very trustworthy, and both of you are not.
King Bob: That's it, get out of Kelso's right now! Guards, seize them!
Trumpet Boy: With pleasure, sir!
Guard 2: We'll do it for you!
Guard 3: We'll take care of those idiots so they won't be bothering us again!
Guard 4: Yeah, they won't be causing trouble for us on Valentine's Day!
King Bob's guards stood up and they approached Lawson and Rachel.
Trumpet Boy: Out you go, you creeps!
Guard 1: And don't bother our king or his girlfriend ever again!
Four guards picked up Lawson and Rachel and threw them out of Kelso's!
Guard 2: And stay out!
Guard 3: And don't come back!
Four guards went back to King Bob. Lawson and Rachel were furious.
Lawson: Man, I can't believe King Bob got his guards to kick us out of Kelso's. This whomps!
Rachel: I know, Lawson! They're a bunch of frooping jerks! It's getting on our nerves.
Then Lawson thought of something.
Lawson: I know, Rachel! How about we ruin King Bob and Tara's date?
Rachel: That's a good idea, Lawson! Let's go!
Lawson; Let's go to my garage and build a fake big Valentine cake to fool King Bob and Tara!
Rachel: That's an excellent plan! Let's go!
So Lawson and Rachel went off to Lawson's garage, and then they went inside it.
Lawson: Now let's go build a Valentine cake!
So Lawson and Rachel picked up some cardboard, and then they started to build a Valentine cake together. They worked as hard as they could. And soon, they had finished a fake big Valentine cake.
Lawson: Wow! What a success! This big Valentine cake is awesome!
Rachel: Yeah, we'll take it to King Bob's house and then we hop into it.
Lawson: When King Bob arrives, he'll bring a Valentine cake to Tara as a Valentine gift. When he does, we'll surprise both of them!
Rachel: Yeah, let's do it!
So Lawson and Rachel carried the Valentine cake out of the garage and shut the door. They went off to King Bob's house, and then they stopped at King Bob's house. They put the cake down.
Lawson: Let's hop into the cake!
Lawson and Rachel opened the cake's lid and hopped into it and shut the lid. Then King Bob arrived.
King Bob: I can't wait to give Tara a Valentine gift.
Then King Bob noticed a Valentine cake.
King Bob: Hey! What's this? A giant Valentine cake? Well, maybe I can give it to Tara. But first, I need to borrow a trolley.
So King Bob popped into the garage and he pulled the trolley out of it. Then he approached the cake.
King Bob: Time to put the cake on a trolley!
So King Bob put the cake on a trolley and wheeled it to Tara's house. Then he arrived at Tara's house.
King Bob: I'm going to give the cake to Tara right now.
So King Bob walked over to the door and pressed the doorbell.
Tara's voice: Who is it?
King Bob: It's me, Bob Cartwright!
Then Tara opened the door.
Tara: Oh hi, Bob!
King Bob: Guess what? I've got you a Valentine gift! It's a cake!
Tara: Oh boy! Thank you very much for giving such a gift!
King Bob: You're welcome!
King Bob and Tara walked over to the cake, and then Tara was ready to eat the cake. But suddenly, Lawson and Rachel Hart popped up, surprising King Bob and Tara.
Lawson: Surprise, King Bob and Tara!
Rachel: Happy Valentine's Day, losers!
King Bob and Tara were dismayed.
King Bob: Hey! This isn't a real cake! It's a fake!
Tara: It was some sort of Lawson and Rachel's trick!
King Bob: Lawson and Rachel, what are you doing in there? Get out of this cake!
Lawson: Because it's Valentine's day, we build a cake by using some cardboard pieces in order to fool you both.
Rachel: That's right, we've ruined your date now! Hahahahahahahaha!
King Bob and Tara were very angry.
King Bob: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Lawson and Rachel, how dare you ruin our date?! What the froop is wrong with you?! You just caused trouble for us! Why did you do that?! Now Tara's going to kill me, and it's all your fault!
Tara: You just gave us the worst Valentine gift ever! You two are a disgrace to our royal society! That's it, get out of this cake and go home while we call your parents right now!
Lawson and Rachel got out of the Valentine cake and went home, crying with dismay.
Lawson and Rachel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tara: Don't worry, Bob. I'm not going to kill you. You think I'm going to do that because Lawson and Rachel ruined our date?
Bob: Yes, I was so worried. I'm so sorry, Tara.
Tara: It's not our fault, Bob. Let's call Lawson and Rachel's parents.
King Bob: Good idea, Tara.
King Bob and Tara picked up the phones and phoned Lawson and Rachel's parents up.
King Bob: Hello, Lawson and Rachel's parents! Your children just built a fake Valentine cake for us to surprise and ruin our date.
Tara: Because Lawson and Rachel did so, Bob's worried that I'm going to kill him.
King Bob: They caused trouble for us for the last time. Lawson's parents, can you please ground your son?
Tara: And Rachel's parents, can you please ground your daughter?
King Bob: Great! Thank you! Bye!
King Bob and Tara put down their phones.
King Bob: It's okay, Bob. Lawson and Rachel are going to be punished for their actions. They won't be causing trouble for us ever again. How about a trip to Floppy Burger?
Tara: Sure! Thank you, Bob! How about a kiss?
King Bob: Thanks!
So King Bob and Tara kissed each other.
(We see Lawson's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)
Lawson's dad: (Scary voice) Erwin, Erwin, Erwin, Erwin, Erwin, get over here right now!
(We see Rachel's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)
Rachel's dad: (Scary voice) Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, Rachel, get over here right now!
At Lawson's house, Lawson's parents scolded Lawson.
Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you cause ruin King Bob and Tara's date?! You know it's causing embarassment!
Lawson: But mum and dad, King Bob and Tara are the worst couple ever. Rachel and I were envied by their relationship. She and I just saw them in Kelso's, and King Bob sent his guards to kick us out of Kelso's. So, Rachel and I decided to get revenge on King Bob for getting us thrown out. We were going to give King Bob and Tara a surprise after we built a fake Valentine cake?! That's why we have to surprise them.
Lawson's mum: You know you should be ashamed of yourself. Poor King Bob's worried that Tara's going to kill him.
Lawson's dad: You just caused trouble for King Bob and Tara! King Bob and Tara are the good couple. That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded for a week!
Lawson's mum: Go to your room now!
Lawson went to his room, crying.
Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! F*** you, King Bob and Tara!
At Rachel's house, Rachel's parents scolded Rachel.
Rachel's dad: Rachel, how dare you ruin King Bob and Tara's date?! You know it's causing embarassment!
Rachel: But mum and dad, King Bob and Tara are the worst couple ever. Lawson and I were envied by their relationship. He and I just saw them in Kelso's, and King Bob sent his guards to kick us out of Kelso's. So, Lawson and I decided to get revenge on King Bob for getting us thrown out. We were going to give King Bob and Tara a surprise after we built a fake Valentine cake?! That's why we have to surprise them.
Rachel's mum: You know you should be ashamed of yourself. Poor King Bob's worried that Tara's going to kill him.
Rachel's dad: You just caused trouble for King Bob and Tara! King Bob and Tara are the good couple. That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded for a week!
Rachel's mum: Go to your room now!
Rachel went to her room, crying.
Rachel: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! F*** you, King Bob and Tara!
Eric as Lawson and King Bob
Julie as Rachel Hart and Tara
Evil Genius/David/Zack as Trumpet Boy
Paul as one of King Bob's guards
Brian as one of King Bob's guards
Alan as one of King Bob's guards
Wiseguy as Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)
Kimberly as Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum)
Dallas as Mr Hart (Rachel's dad)
Kendra as Mrs Hart (Rachel's mum)
Scary voice as Lawson's dad's angry voice and Rachel's dad's angry voice