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At the bedroom, Lawson was talking about King Bob.

Lawson: Boy, King Bob's in the hospital because his head was sore after me, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens put superglue on his crown. Henceforward, I will be King Lawson.

Then Lawson heard his phone ringing, and then he immediately picked it up.

Lawson: Hello?

In Rachel Hart's house, Rachel Hart was answering Lawson.

Rachel: Lawson, this is Rachel Hart. I heard that King Bob's in the hospital because his head was sore after you, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens put superglue on his crown. For that, we will steal King Bob's job.

Lawson: Really? 

Rachel: Yes! I'm going to be Queen Rachel. 

Lawson: Oh boy! King Bob will throw an angry tantrum like Prince John does! 

Rachel: Yeah, he'll throw an angry tantrum if he doesn't get his way.

Lawson: I'll see you tomorrow, Rachel.

Rachel: Bye, Lawson.

Rachel put down her morning.

Tomorrow had arrived. At the Third Street Playground, Lawson walked to Rachel who had put on a beautiful gown, a royal cloak and a tiara.

Lawson: Rachel, your dress is so beautiful.

Rachel: Yes, Sue Bob gave them to me. Also, Sue Bob put the throne next to King Bob's, so I sit next to you.

Lawson called to Gelman, Mundy and Skeens.

Lawson: Gelman! Mundy! Skeens! Come here!

Then Gelman, Mundy and Skeens came.

Gelman: You called.

Lawson: Rachel and I are going to steal King Bob's job because King Bob's in the hospital. 

Gelman: Yeah, King Bob won't be troubling us for a while.

Lawson: Mundy, Skeens, break into King Bob's house and then open the wardrobe.

Rachel: And there are spare crown-shaped helmets and capes in there. Lawson's going to wear the same crown and cape as King Bob. 

Mundy: Righto! Come on, Skeens! Let's go!

Skeens: I'm with you, Mundy!

Mundy and Skeens went out of the playground and went off to King Bob's house. Then they reached King Bob's house and they sneaked inside it. They went upstairs and they broke into King Bob's room. Mundy and Skeens Bob saw the wardrobe. 

Mundy: Let's open the wardrobe!

Skeens: Good idea!

Mundy and Skeens opened the wardrobe and they spotted some crown-shaped helmets and capes. 

Skeens: Let's pick a crown and cape!

Mundy and Skeens picked up one of the crown-shaped helmets and capes, and they closed the wardrobe.

Mundy: Let's get out of here before his parents catch us!

Skeens: Actually, they're at work!

Mundy: Wow, that's a relief!

Mundy and Skeens left the room, and they went downstairs and left the house. Then they returned to the playground, and they came up to Lawson.

Mundy: Here's a crown and cape, Lawson!

Lawson: Oh boy! Excellent! Let's go to the Jungle Gym and begin my coronation! 

So Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens walked over to the Jungle Gym and they went up the ladder. Mundy called to the others. 

Mundy: Lazy Kid! Sue Bob! Clyde! Kurst! Chucko! Cy! Jocko! Koreo! Buster! Cheay! Come over here now! 

Then Lazy Kid, Sue Bob Murphy, Clyde, Kurst, Chucko Kowalski, Cy Kowalsk, Jocko, Koreo, Buster and Cheay came. 

Lawson: Attention, everyone! Me and Rachel will take over King Bob's throne because King Bob is in the hospital because he has a sore head. I will become King Lawson!

Rachel: And I will become Queen Rachel!

Lawson: Gelman, Mundy and Skeens will become our advisors! Also, Gelman will be our bodyguard!

Rachel: Lazy Kid will be a trumpeter! Chucko and Cy Kowalski will be our bodyguards as well! Sue Bob and Kurst will be our ladies-in-waiting! And Clyde Philmore, Jocko, Koreo, Buster and Cheay will be our guards!

Gelman: Skeens, you, Mundy and I are going to steal Jordan and Jerome's jobs and be advisors!

Skeens: Yeah, Jordan and Jerome won't be pushing us around anymore!

Gelman and Skeens walked over to the ladder and climbed up and walked over to Lawson. 

Lawson: Well, Gelman, you're one of my advisors and you're also my bodyguard!

Gelman: Oh boy! I've got two jobs! One: as an advisor, and two: as a bodyguard. 

Lawson: Excellent: (to Mundy) Mundy, get ready for the crowning moment!

Mundy: Righto!

Mundy picked up a crown-shaped helmet and placed it on King Bob's head. Then he put the cape on Lawson. 

Lawson: Yes! I'm King Lawson now! 

Everyone: Long live King Lawson! Long live King Lawson!

King Bob: Now King Bob and his sceptres won't bother us anymore!

Sue Bob: Also, they're the worst music band ever!

Then Lazy Kid entered the bottom of the Jungle Gym and picked up one of the hockey sticks and came out. He went up the ladder and he passed the stick to Lawson. 

Lazy Kid: Here's a stick, sire. 

Lawson: Excellent! You will take Trumpet Boy's job!

Lazy Kid: Yes, of course. I will steal Trumpet Boy's job. 

Then Chucko and Cy Kowalski came up with a trumpet and passed it to Lazy Kid.

Lawson: Thank you, Chucko and Cy!

Chucko: You're welcome, Your Highness!

Cy: Anytime, sire!

Lawson: Good! Now you're my bodyguards like Gelman! Stop anyone for trying to bother me!

Chucko: Yes, Your Majesty!

So Chucko and Cy went back down the ladder. 

Lazy Kid played a trumpet. 

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens showed Lawson King Bob's throne.

Gelman: Your Majesty, your throne awaits!

Mundy: It's not King Bob's throne anymore!

Skeens: You're king of the playground now!

Lawson: Thank you!

Lawson walked over to the throne and sat on it next to Rachel's throne. Lawson thought of something.

Lawson: TJ and the Gang are always friends with King Bob and his loyal subjects. 

Rachel: Yeah, they're always on King Bob's side. What shall we do?

Lawson: I know! Let's give them a punishment day!

Rachel: Good idea! Let's do it!

Lawson: I'll call to my guards.

Lawson called to Jocko, Koreo, Buster and Cheay.

Lawson: Jocko! Koreo! Buster! Cheay! Come here, please!

Then Jocko, Koreo, Buster and Cheay came up to Lawson and Rachel.

Jocko: What is it, sire?

Lawson: Can you bring TJ and the Gang to us, please?

Koreo: Why? 

Rachel: Because TJ and the Gang fraternise with King Bob and his loyal subjects. Can you bring them to us, please?

Buster: Okay! We'll do it for you!

Cheay: You can count on us. 

Jocko, Koreo, Buster and Cheay went back down to collect TJ and the Gang. 

Lawson: Oh boy, we take in great pride of giving TJ and the Gang a punishment day. 

Rachel: I hope those losers deserve it. 

Then Jocko, Koreo, Buster and Cheay brought in TJ and the Gang.

Jocko: Here they are, sire!

Koreo: We captured TJ and the Gang so you can give them a punishment day!

Lawson: Excellent work, guards! Now off you go!

Jocko: Yes, sire! Right away, sire!

Koreo: Yes, sire! Right away, sire!

Buster: Yes, sire! Right away, sire!

Cheay: Yes, sire! Right away, sire! 

So Jocko, Koreo, Buster and Cheay went back down. 

TJ: Hey, Lawson and Rachel! Why do you bring us here?

Vince: You can't take over King Bob's throne!

TJ: You can't be King Lawson!

Spinelli glared to Rachel.

Spinelli: You can't be Queen Rachel! Why do you have a throne with you?

Rachel: Because I sent Sue Bob to bring a throne to me so I can be queen. 

Gretchen: What?! That's preposterous! You and Lawson steal King Bob's job!

Mikey: I agree with Gretchen! King Bob's job is not yours!

Gus: Yeah, me too! We want to see King Bob!

Lawson scolded TJ and the Gang.

Lawson: TJ, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus, how dare you fraternise with King Bob and his friends?! That's it, today is punishment day! First punishment: Paying the cookie tax! 

Lawson and Rachel took TJ and the Gang down the Jungle Gym and then they took TJ and the Gang to the cookie stand where Chucko Kowalski.

Lawson: Now start paying the cookie tax! 

Chucko: Gelman told me to institute a cookie tax!

TJ and the Gang started paying the cookie tax. Then TJ and the Gang had finished. 

Lawson: Don't even think about eating cookies!

Rachel: Give them to someone else! 

Chucko gave the money to Lawson and Rachel. 

Chucko: Here are the money, Lawson and Rachel.

Rachel: Thanks! 

Lawson and Rachel glared to TJ and the Gang. 

Rachel: Second punishment: Pushing you down the Diggers' hole! 

So Lawson and Rachel took TJ and the Gang to the Diggers' hole, and then they arrived at the Diggers' hole.

Lawson: Time to push you in!

Lawson pushed TJ down the Diggers' hole. 

TJ: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Lawson pushed Vince down the Diggers' hole. 

Vince: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Rachel pushed Spinelli down the Diggers' hole. 

Spinelli: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Rachel pushed Gretchen down the Diggers' hole.

Gretchen: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Lawson pushed Mikey down the Diggers' hole.

Mikey: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Rachel pushed Gus down the Diggers' hole.

Gus: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Lawson and Rachel laughed. 

Lawson and Rachel: Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha! 

Lawson: That was funny!

Rachel: It sure is! 

Then Lawson called to TJ and the Gang. 

Lawson: Come out of the hole! The next punishment awaits!

TJ and the Gang came out of the Diggers' hole. 

TJ: Hey, you can't push us down the hole!

Vince: This is so unfair!

Lawson: We don't care! Third punishment: Hitting you with dodgeballs! 

Rachel: So come to the dodgeball field with us now!

So TJ and the Gang followed Lawson and Rachel on the way to the dodgeball wall, and then they arrived there. 

Lawson and Rachel picked up the dodgeballs and threw them at TJ and the Gang, hitting them. 

TJ and the Gang: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! That hurt! 

Rachel: We don't care! Fourth punishment: Saying you whomp!

Lawson and Rachel: TJ, VINCE, SPINELLI, GRETCHEN, MIKEY AND GUS, ALL OF YOU WHOMP! 

TJ: Hey, don't speak to us like that!

Spinelli: We don't whomp, do we?

Gretchen: Spinelli's right, we don't! 

Lawson: Fifth punishment: Sending you to the dodgeball wall! 

Rachel: Come with us now! 

So Lawson and Rachel took TJ and the Gang to the dodgeball wall, and then they placed them at the dodgeball wall. 

Lawson: Now stay there, losers! 

Mikey: You can't take King Bob's place! This job belongs to King Bob! 

Gus: Yeah, you and Rachel are nothing but troublemakers! 

Vince: Your teacher Miss Finster will punish you for this! 

Lawson: Shut up, you losers!

Rachel: Last punishment: Sending you to Mental People's Home! 

TJ and the Gang were horrified.

TJ: No, Lawson and Rachel! You can't do that!

Vince: No! You can't send us to Mental People's Home!

Spinelli: We're good guys!

Gretchen: We're innocent, honest!

Mikey: Don't sent us there!

Gus: Please! No! 

TJ and the Gang: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Lawson: We don't care!

Rachel: Too bad! Lawson and I are going to call Tina and tell her to send you to Mental People's Home! 

Lawson and Rachel picked up their phones, and they started to call Tina.

Lawson: Hello Tina!

Tina's voice: What is it?

Lawson: This is Erwin Lawson.

Rachel: This is Rachel Hart, can you collect TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg and Gus Griswald?

Tina's voice: Why?

Lawson: Because they're the worst gang ever! They keep beating us in sports including the dodgeball game! They keep foiling our plans!

Rachel: Yeah, they whomp! They always get us into trouble with our teacher Miss Finster. 

Lawson: Can you come over there and send TJ and the Gang to Mental People's Home? Why?

Rachel: Because they keep on annoying us too much, they keep foiling us and our friends and they keep stopping us from getting our ways!

Tina's voice: Oh my god, they are in so much trouble! Thanks for telling me, Lawson and Rachel! I'm on my way!

Lawson: So can you please send them to Mental People's Home so they can stay there forever! Great! Thank you! Bye!

Lawson and Rachel put down the phones, and they glared to TJ and the Gang. 

Lawson: We called Tina on you. She's on her way to pick you up. 

Rachel: Now stay at the dodgeball wall and wait for Tina to come and collect you all!

So Lawson and Rachel went back to the Jungle Gym. 

TJ: Man! I can't believe Lawson and Rachel stole King Bob's job. 

Spinelli: Neither do we! I can't believe Lawson and Rachel began their tyranny and gave us a punishment day. This is so unfair. 

Just then, Tina came, and then she confronted TJ and the Gang. 

Tina: Alright, TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg and Gus Griswald! I want a word with all of you.

TJ: What? You want a word with us?

Tina: Yes, I have heard that you kept beating Lawson and Rachel in sports including the dodgeball game and kept foiling their plans! They also told me that you're the worst gang ever. TJ and the Gang, you have gone too far foiling them and their friends and keeping stopping them from getting their ways! Now all of you! Come with me, you horrid kids! You're going to my Mental People's Home!

Tina took TJ and the Gang with her on the way to her car. 

TJ: What?! Hey! You're making a mistake!

Vince: This whomps! We've done nothing wrong!

Spinelli: Hey, let us go! We're innocent, we tell you!

Gretchen: We're good citizens, honest! 

Mikey: Let us go, please!

Gus: We beg you!

Tina: Be quiet, you horrid kids! You're going to my Mental People's Home and that's that!

Later, Tina, TJ and the Gang reached the car. 

Tina: Get in the car right now, you horrid kids! 

TJ and the Gang did as they were told, and they got in the car. Tina got in her car, and she drove off to her Mental People's Home. 

On the way to Mental People's Home, TJ and the Gang were feeling upset.

TJ: Oh no, this is sad. 

Vince: This whomps. 

Spinelli: This is an outrage. 

Gretchen: We're innocent, we tell you!

Mikey: We're good citizens! 

Gus: Don't you understand? We're good-hearted citizens, and we haven't done anything wrong! We never hurt anyone. 

Tina: Hey! Be quiet, you good-for-nothing kids! You've been foiling Lawson, Rachel and their friends for the last time! You're going to my Mental People's Home, and that's final! 

Later, Tina reached her Mental People's Home, and she got out of the car. She took King TJ and the Gang out of her car, and then she took them in. Then she took them to the dormitory. 

Tina: Welcome to my Mental People's Home. You will stay in there. And if you dare escape, you will be grounded even more. Enjoy your permanent stay.  

Tina walked away. TJ and the Gang felt very upset, and they were crying. 

TJ: We can't believe we got sent to Mental People's Home for foiling Lawson, Rachel and their friends. Can things get any worse?  

Vince: We're doomed.  

TJ and the Gang: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!  

Meanwhile, Lawson and Rachel were cheering.

Lawson: Yay! We did it! We sent TJ and the Gang to Mental People's Home!

Rachel: Yeah, they won't be bothering us again!

Just then, Jordan and Jerome came. They were furious. 

Jordan: Lawson and Rachel, how dare you send TJ and the Gang to Mental People's Home?!

Jerome: We just heard that you're going to do that! We also heard that you stole King Bob's job and gave TJ and the Gang a punishment day! 

Jordan: That's it, you two are in big trouble! We're taking you to the dodgeball wall! 

Jerome: Come with us right now!

Jordan and Jerome took Lawson and Rachel to the dodgeball wall, and then they placed them at the dodgeball wall. 

Jordan: Now stay on the dodgeball wall and wait for us to bring Miss Finster to you!

Jerome: This is what you get for stealing King Bob's job, giving TJ and the Gang a punishment day and sending them to Mental People's Home!

Then Jordan and Jerome left Lawson and Gelman at the dodgeball wall.

Lawson: Oh great! Now we have to wait at the dodgeball wall until Jordan and Jerome bring Miss Finster to see us.

Rachel: Yeah, this whomps. 

Then Jordan and Jerome walked over to Miss Finster. 

Miss Finster: Say, Jordan and Jerome? What happened? 

Jordan: Lawson and Rachel stole King Bob's job, gave TJ and the Gang a punishment day and sent them to Mental People's Home!

Jerome: Yeah, those were bad things to do! Can you take them to Principal Prickly's office right now?! 

Miss Finster was horrified. 

Miss Finster: Oh my god! Thanks for telling me! I'll give Lawson and Rachel a good talking to! Take me to see them right away! 

Jordan: We left them at the dodgeball wall!  

Jerome: Follow us! 

Then Jordan and Jerome took Miss Finster to see Lawson and Rachel. 

Jordan: Here they are, give Lawson and Rachel a good talking to!

Miss Finster: Alright, I'll have a word with them!

Miss Finster glared to Lawson and Rachel.

Miss Finster: Lawson and Hart, how dare you steal King Bob's job, give TJ and his friends a punishment day and send them to Mental People's Home?! You know you can't do that! Lawson, why are you wearing King Bob's crown and cape. I just enlisted Gelman, Mundy and Skeens to take one of the spare crowns and one of the spare capes from King Bob's wardrobe.

Jordan: Hey, you're not allowed to send any of your friends to break into King Bob's house! 

Jerome: That's theft! Give them to us now so we can bring them back in King Bob's wardrobe! 

Lawson: Fine!

Lawson did as he was told, and he took off the crown-shaped helmet and a cape, and he gave them to Jordan and Jerome.

Jordan: Don't you ever steal King Bob's crown and cape again!

Jerome: You're no longer king! 

Rachel: What?! How dare you rob Lawson of his kingship! You've ruined it!  

Miss Finster: Hart, where did you get the tiara, the purple gown and the red cloak come from? 

Rachel: Some time ago, Sue Bob and Kurst bought a tiara and made a purple dress and a red cloak for me so I can be queen if King Bob's away. 

Miss Finster: Well, you can't steal King Bob's throne either!

Jordan: Your teacher will punish you for this!

Miss Finster: That's right! I'll punish you for this! 

Jerome: Rachel, this outfit will be given to someone who will be substitute for King Bob!

Voice: That's me, all right!

Rachel: Who said that?

It was Ashley A who came. 

Ashley A: I did. I was going to be substituting for King Bob. Randall and Menlo will be my advisors. Besides, Rachel, you and Lawson are a disgrace! When King Bob's ill! I'll be Queen Ashley, and I will institute a cookie tax, imprison you and your friends who refuse or are unable to pay it and make you do punishments if you do anything bad! Don't try to call me the n-word when I substitute for King Bob, understand! Rachel, take off the tiara, the gown and the cloak and give them to me now! 

Rachel: Fine!

Rachel did so and gave the tiara, the purple gown and the red cloak to Ashley A. 

Ashley A: Now I'm going to take them for my coronation. Toodoo loo, losers!

Ashley A walked off.

Rachel was furious.

Rachel: You're dead eat, Ashley A! 

Miss Finster glared to Lawson and Rachel.

Miss Finster: Lawson and Hart, I'm taking you to Principal Prickly's office right now!

Then Miss Finster dragged Lawson and Rachel to Principal Prickly's office, kicking and screaming. 

Lawson and Rachel: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Jordan: Thanks for your help, Your Majesty!

Jerome: We couldn't have done it without you! 

Miss Finster: You're welcome, Jordan and Jerome!

Then Miss Finster entered Principal Prickly's office, and she had a complaint to Principal Prickly.

Principal Prickly: Say, Muriel? What's up?

Miss Finster: I had a complaint from Jordan and Jerome! Why? Because Lawson and Hart stole King Bob's job, gave TJ and his friends a punishment day and send them to Mental People's Home! Those things are mean and unacceptable! Punish them immediately!

Principal Prickly: Okay, Miss Finster! Thanks for telling me! I'll give Lawson and Hart a good talking to!

Then Miss Finster left.

Principal Prickly was very annoyed at Lawson and Rachel.

Principal Prickly: Lawson and Rachel, I'm very disappointed in you for stealing King Bob's job, giving TJ and his friends a punishment day and sending them to Mental People's Home. You know you're not supposed to do any of those things. This is a very serious situation, a very serious situation indeed! You don't ever steal King Bob's job, or give TJ and his friends a punishment day or send them to Mental People's Home! You see stealing King Bob's job, giving TJ and his friends a punishment day and sending them to Mental People's Home undermine authority. They demonstrate impertinence, disrespect, laziness. You know it's not nice to steal King Bob's job, give TJ and his friends a punishment day or send them to Mental People's Home! That's it, you two are suspended for a week! Go home right now while I call your parents!

Back in Lawson's house, Lawson's parents scolded Lawson.

Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you steal King Bob's job, give TJ and the Gang a punishment day and send them to Mental People's Home?! You know King Bob is a best king of the playground and a best student in Third Street School!

Lawson's mum: You know you can't give TJ and the Gang a punishment day or send them to Mental People's Home!

Lawson's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a month with no computer!

Lawson's mum: Your punishment is to watch Barney and Friends for a whole month!

Lawson's mum: Go to your room right now and don't think about going on a computer!

Lawson went to his room, crying.

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Rachel's house, Rachel's parents scolded Rachel.

Rachel's dad: Rachel, how dare you steal King Bob's job, give TJ and the Gang a punishment day and send them to Mental People's Home?! You know King Bob is a best king of the playground and a best student in Third Street School!

Rachel's mum: You know you can't give TJ and the Gang a punishment day or send them to Mental People's Home!

Rachel's dad: That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a month with no computer!

Rachel's mum: Your punishment is to watch Barney and Friends for a whole month!

Rachel's mum: Go to your room right now and don't think about going on a computer!

Rachel went to her room, crying.

Rachel: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


CAST

Eric as Lawson, Mundy, Cy Kowalski and TJ Detweiler 

Julie as Rachel Hart and Spinelli 

Joey as Gelman, Chucko Kowalski, Koreo, Mikey Blumberg and Jordan

Brian as Skeens

Duncan as Lazy Kid

Kendra as Sue Bob Murphy and Mrs Hart (Rachel's mum)

Steven as Clyde Philmore, Buster) and Jerome 

Kimberly as Kurst the Worst, Tina and Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum) 

Paul as Jocko and Vince LaSSao

Dave as Cheay 

Amy as Gretchen Grundler

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Gus Griswald 

Wiseguy as Miss Finster, Principal Prickly and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad) 

Emma as Ashley Armbruster

Dallas as Mr Hart (Rachel's dad)

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