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(inspired by N Gin's missile incident)

At the village, Lawson and Smithy were upset about Bongo. 

Lawson: Man! I can't believe Bongo's brought back to life by his father. He broke up with Princess Nella and threatened to break her jaw.

Smithy: Neither can I, Lawson. That Bongo has gone too far! What shall we do, Lawson? 

Lawson thought of something.

Lawson: I know, Smithy! How about we hit Bongo in the head with a rocket! Hahahahahahaha!

Smithy: Good idea! Let's do it!

Lawson: But first, we need to sneak off to the junkyard to get some parts for the missile launcher! 

Lawson and Smithy went off to the junkyard, and then they arrived at the junkyard. Later, Lawson and Smithy entered the junkyard and they were looking at the junk. Then they saw a big box that said 'Free box of random parts - take it if you want'. 

Lawson: Huh?

Then Lawson read the sign on the box.

Lawson: 'Free box of random parts - take it if you want'. Wow! It looks like today is our lucky day!

Smithy: This is exactly what we need! We'll take it! 

Lawson picked up a box and he and Smithy were ready to construct a missile launcher. 

Lawson and Smithy began to construct the missile launcher by using some tools. Soon, Lawson and Smithy had constructed a missile launcher! 

Lawson: Yay! The DIY Logic allowed me to build the missile launcher almost instantly!

Smithy: Yeah, it should did.

Lawson picked up the missile launcher, and he and Smithy left the junkyard. 

Lawson: Now to find Bongo! 

Then Lawson and Smithy went off to find Bongo. Then he saw Bongo walking along, and Bongo was feeding birds Lawson used the missile launcher and he targeted Bongo's head.

Lawson: Okay, Smithy! Let's hit Bongo in the head!

Smithy: Great! Smithy will have a massive head injury! Hahahahahaha!

Lawson: Time to launch the rocket from its launcher to hit Bongo in the head in 3, 2, 1! Blast off! Let's press the button, Smithy!

Smithy: Let's do it!

Lawson and Smithy launched a rocket from the launcher. The rocket went out of control and it struck Bongo in the head. Bongo started screaming.

Bongo: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Bongo collapsed to the ground, and he was dead. Blood spilt all over the floor. 

Lawson: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Now that's more I like it!

Smithy: That's what he gets for breaking up with Princess Nella and threatening to break her jaw!

Just then, TJ Detweiler and Vince LaSSao came, much to Lawson and Smithy's horror, and they was very angry.

TJ: Lawson and Smithy, how dare you hit Bongo in the head with a rocket!? (in his TV voice) This is not fair!

Vince: Yeah, we just heard that you're going to do that! Lawson, what's on your hand?

Lawson: Eh, me and Smithy went to the junkyard to make a missile launcher.

Smithy: And we brought it here to launch a rocket to hit Bongo in the head with it!

TJ: Ooooooooooooooh! Lawson and Smithy, we can't believe you killed Bongo by hitting him in his head with a rocket! That's it, Lawson, I will take you home and tell your parents about this!

Vince: And Smithy, I will take you home and tell your parents about this!

Then Bongo picked himself up on the floor, and he was howling like a zombie. 

Bongo: Brain! Brain! Brain!

Lawson picked up a branch.

Lawson: Shut up!

Lawson hit Bongo in his face and knocked him out. Bongo was on the floor again. 

TJ: Oh no! Bongo is hurt! I can't believe you injured him on purpose!

Vince: That's it, me and TJ will pull the rocket out of Bongo's head!

TJ and Vince pulled the rocket out of Bongo's head. SPLASH! Blood splashed all over TJ and Vince, and TJ and Vince were furious.

TJ: Right! That's it, we're taking you home and tell your parents about this! I'm going to put the rocket back in Bongo's head before the ambulance arrives! 

TJ put the rocket back in Bongo's head.

TJ: Lawson, I'm taking you home and tell your parents about what you did.

Vince: Smithy, I'm taking you home and tell your parents about what you did.

TJ and Vince sent Lawson and Smithy home in disgrace. Just then, four loyal subjects came, carrying King Bob and his throne, and Jordan, Jerome, Josh and Scribe Kid were leading them. Then King Bob noticed Bongo on the floor. 

King Bob: Halt!

Trumpet Boy: What is it, sire?

King Bob: Bongo's been injured! Lower me down! 

Subject 1: Yes, sire!

Subject 2: Yes, sire!

Subject 3: Yes, sire!

Trumpet Boy: Yes, sire! 

So the loyal subjects lowered King Bob down, and he got off his chair. 

King Bob: Scribe Kid! Jordan! Jerome! Josh! Come and look! 

Jordan: What is it, sire?

King Bob: Bongo's been injured!

Jordan: Really?

Jerome: Oh no! This is terrible!

King Bob: Scribe Kid! Get this down!

Scribe Kid: Yes, sire!

So Scribe Kid began to write down everything about Bongo's injury.

Jordan, Jerome and Josh rushed over to Bongo's body.

Jordan: Good sweet Mike! Bongo's got a rocket in his head! 

Josh: A rocket in his head! That's funny! Hahahahahahahahaha!

Jerome slapped Josh.

Jerome: Josh, stop it! You don't ever make fun of Bongo having a rocket in his head!

Josh: Oops, sorry!

Then Josh walked over to Bongo and he picked him up. 

Josh: Wow! He looks like a dummy! 

Josh started shaking Bongo. 

Jordan: Josh, no! Put him down, you idiot!

King Bob rushed over to Josh. 

King Bob: Josh, will you stop shaking Bongo?! If you dare do that, you're dead meat!

Josh: Sorry.

King Bob: Now put Bongo down now!

Josh: Yes, sire. 

Josh put down Bongo.

King Bob: Guards, examine Bongo's head!

Subject 1: Yes, sire!

Subject 2: Yes, sire!

Subject 3: Yes, sire!

Trumpet Boy: Yes, sire! 

Four loyal subjects rushed over to Bongo's body, and they gasped.

Trumpet Boy: Oh no! Bongo's got a rocket in his head!

Subject 2: We need to get it out!

Subject 3: Great idea! Let's do it!

Subject 4: Let's grab onto the rocket!

So the four loyal subjects grabbed onto the rocket to pull it out of Bongo's head. 

King Bob: NO, GUARDS, DON'T! 

But it was too late, four loyal subjects pulled the rocket out of Bongo's head and blood splashed all over King Bob, Jordan, Jerome, Josh, Scribe Kid and four loyal subjects.

Jordan examined Bongo's head, and he screamed in horror. 

Jordan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! This is terrible!

Jerome: There's a hole in his head! Oh no, it's horrible! 

Josh: Hahahahaha! There's a hole in Bongo's dead! Dear Jordan and Jerome! Dear Jordan and Jerome! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Jordan: Will you shut up, Josh?! Stop laughing about a hole in Bongo's head!

Josh: Oh, sorry.

King Bob: Good sweet Mike! There's a hole in Bongo's hole! Someone must have shot him in his head with a rocket! Oh no! Scribe Kid! Get this down.

Scribe Kid did as King Bob said.

King Bob: Henchmen, put the rocket back in his head before the ambulance arrives! 

Subject 1: Yes, sire!

Subject 2: Yes, sire!

Subject 3: Yes, sire!

Trumpet Boy: Yes, sire! 

Four loyal subjects put the rocket back in Bongo's head. Then Eric Foster came.

Eric: Sire, I saw Lawson and Smithy shooting Bongo in his head with a rocket! This is a very bad thing to do!

King Bob: What?! You mean Lawson and Smithy hit Bongo in his head with a rocket?

Eric: Yes!

King Bob: This is an outrage! Lawson and Smithy going to be in big trouble! BIG TROUBLE! Right! I'm calling the ambulance! 

King Bob picked up his phone, and he began to call the ambulance. 

King Bob: Hello, ambulance! Do you know what happened? Those boys by the name of Erwin Lawson and Bartholomew Smith just hit Bongo in the head with a rocket! This is so painful! Can you please collect Bongo and take him to hospital! Okay! Bye!

Then King Bob put down his phone, and he walked over to the dead Bongo.

King Bob: Don't worry, Bongo. The ambulance is on its way! 

Then the ambulance arrived, and then two ambulance men came and they saw Bongo.

Ambulance man 1: Oh no! That man's got a rocket in his head! 

Ambulance man 2: Let's put him on a stretcher!

So two ambulance men lifted up Bongo's body and they put him on a stretcher.

Ambulance man 2: Let's take him to the hospital! 

So two ambulance men scooped Bongo in the ambulance, and they got in the ambulance and took Bongo to the hospital.

King Bob: Okay, henchmen! Let's go to Floppy Burger!

Trumpet Boy: Alright, let's go to Floppy Burger!

King Bob: Jordan, Jerome, Josh and Scribe Kid! Let's go to Floppy Burger!

Jordan: Great idea!

Jerome: Let's go! 

Josh: This is going to be great! Right, Colby?

Scribe Kid: Yes of course, Josh!

King Bob: Eric, you're coming? That's for reporting Lawson and Smithy. 

Eric: Sure! I love to!

King Bob marched back to his throne and sat on it. So four loyal subjects lifted up King Bob's chair, and carried King Bob off to Floppy Burger, as Jordan, Jerome, Josh and Scribe Kid led. Back in Lawson's house, Lawson was sitting on a couch, crying, and Lawson's dad was dismayed. 

Lawson's dad: Oh no! Not my son again! What did he do this time?

TJ: Well, you're not going to be happy when I say this, Mr Lawson! Lawson along with Smithy just made a missile launcher and shot Bongo in the head with a rocket. And now he's in medical injuries, a brain injury, and fractured skull bits! His hospital bill is 300 dollars! So you have to pay for his bill because of him and Smithy!

Lawson's dad was furious. 

Lawson's dad: Oooooooooooooh! Erwin, how dare you hit Bongo in the head with a rocket! Where did you get the idea from?

Lawson: Eh, I got the idea from the Crash Bandicoot series, and Smithy and I just wanted Bongo to be like N Gin from the Crash Bandicoot series, so he will be a half-faced cyborg like N Gin. That's why we have to hit Bongo in his head with a rocket so we can teach him a lesson for breaking up with Princess Nella and threatening to break her jaw.

Lawson's dad: Right, that's it, young man! I'm very disappointed in you for getting the idea from the Crash Bandicoot series to make Bongo be like N Gin. You should be ashamed of yourself. Now Bongo needs a plastic head surgery, thanks to you! Now we have to pay the hospital bill, thanks to you! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a week with no playing Crash Bandicoot games! Go to your room right now! 

Lawson went to his room, crying.

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Smithy's house, Smithy was sitting on a couch, crying, and Smithy's dad was dismayed. 

Smithy's dad: Oh no! Not my son again! What did he do this time?

Vince: Well, you're not going to be happy when I say this, Mr Smith! Smithy along with Lawson just made a missile launcher and shot Bongo in the head with a rocket. And now he's in medical injuries, a brain injury, and fractured skull bits! His hospital bill is 300 dollars! So you have to pay for his bill because of him and Lawson!

Smithy's dad was furious. 

Smithy's dad: Oooooooooooooh! Bartholomew, how dare you hit Bongo in the head with a rocket! Where did you get the idea from?

Smithy: Eh, I got the idea from the Crash Bandicoot series, and Lawson and I just wanted Bongo to be like N Gin from the Crash Bandicoot series, so he will be a half-faced cyborg like N Gin. That's why we have to hit Bongo in his head with a rocket so we can teach him a lesson for breaking up with Princess Nella and threatening to break her jaw.

Smithy's dad: Right, that's it, young man! I'm very disappointed in you for getting the idea from the Crash Bandicoot series to make Bongo be like N Gin. You should be ashamed of yourself. Now Bongo needs a plastic head surgery, thanks to you! Now we have to pay the hospital bill, thanks to you! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a week with no playing Crash Bandicoot games! Go to your room right now! 

Smithy went to his room, crying.

Smithy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


CAST

Eric as Lawson, TJ Detweiler, King Bob

Young Guy as Smithy

Joey as Bongo, Jordan and Ambulance man 1

Paul as Vince LaSSao, one of King Bob's guards, Josh Crum and Eric Foster

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Trumpet Boy

Brian as one of King Bob's guards and Scribe Kid

Alan as one of King Bob's guards

Steven as Jerome and Ambulance man 2

Wiseguy as Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

Diesel as Mr Smith (Smithy's dad)

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