At the hallway in Third Street School, Lawson was very proud.

Lawson: Oh boy! Since Principal Prickly's in Mental People's Home, Principal Prickly won't be here to punish me and my friends! Well, since Principal Prickly's not here, I'm going to punch Randall Weems in the nose. But why? Because he whomps! He snitches on my friend Gelman. I'm going to punch Randall to see how he likes it!

Just then, Randall Weems came along.

Lawson: Stand back! I'm going to punch you in the nose!

Randall was horrified.

Randall: No no no no no no no no no no no! Don't do it!

Lawson: Too bad! Time for your punishment!

Lawson punched Randall in his nose. Randall screamed in pain.

Randall: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! My nose! It hurt!

Suddenly, blood came out of Randall's nose, and Randall started crying.

Randall: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lawson: That's what you get! Take that, weasel boy!

Suddenly, Ashley A came, much to Dinkley's horror, and she was very angry.

Lawson: Oh no! It's Ashley A!

Ashley A: Lawson, how dare you punch Randall?! That is like unacceptable! That's it! I'm taking you to the principal's office! Come with me, you fashion reject!

Ashley A dragged Lawson on her way to Principal Prickly's office, kicking and screaming.


Menlo came to Randall.

Menlo: Randall, what happened? How did the blood come out of your nose?

Randall: Lawson punched me in the nose, and my nose is bleeding. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Menlo: Oh no! This is terrible! I'm telling Miss Finster about what happened! Thanks for telling me!

Menlo rushed off to find Miss Finster.

In Principal Prickly's office, Ashley A dragged Lawson in, and found YankieDude5000. YankieDude5000 had become a half-faced cyborg with a rocket sticking out of his head.

Ashley A: Oh! YankieDude5000, what are you doing here? And how did you get a robotic side of your head with a rocket sticking out of it.

YankieDude5000: Because Lawson hit me in the head with a rocket.

Ashley A: Oh dear! What happened?

YankieDude5000: I've ended up in the hospital, and the doctors gave me an operation by rebuilding me into a half-faced cyborg. And I had a rocket hooked to my brain. The rocket is now reconstructed as a cyber life support system. You may refer to be as Cyber-YankieDude5000. But why, because I look similar to one of the Crash Bandicoot characters N Gin.

Ashley A: Wow! What a story! Ooh, scandalous!

YankieDude5000: Anyways, what happened?

Ashley A: Well, you're going to be very angry when I say this. Lawson punched Randall in the nose, and I noticed that Randall's nose is bleeding. I have to send him here because he did so. And that's what happened! End of story!

YankieDude5000: Thanks for telling me! I'm going to give Lawson a good talking to.

Ashley A: Thanks, YankieDude5000.

Lawson: YankieDude5000! I thought you were in the hospital!

YankieDude5000: I was. The doctors had rebuilt me into a half-faced cyborg.

Lawson: I thought Dr Slicer's substituting for Principal Prickly.

YankieDude5000: Actually, he's too busy. Superintendent Skinner chose me to fill in. Anyway, Lawson. I'm very disappointed in you for punching Randall in the nose. You should be ashamed of yourself. Now Randall needs to go see the nurse, thanks to you! That's it, you're suspended for two weeks! Go home right now!

Lawson went home in disgrace. Meanwhile, back in the hallway, Miss Finster and Menlo came to Randall.

Miss Finster: Randall, are you alright?

Randall: No! My nose is bleeding. Take me to see Nurse Kramer, please. I'm in great pain.

Miss Finster: Oh my god! Thanks for telling me! Menlo, take him to the nurse's office, pronto!

Menlo: Yes, Miss Finster.

So Menlo took Randall to Nurse Kramer's office. Back in Lawson's house, Lawson's parents scolded Lawson.

Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you punch Randall in the nose?! That is unacceptable.

Lawson: But mum and dad, Randall always gets my friend Gelman into trouble with Miss Finster. That's why I have to teach him a lesson.

Lawson's mum: It doesn't matter, young man! You know you can't do that! Randall has to go see the nurse, thanks to you!

Lawson's dad: That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks!

Lawson's mum: Go upstairs to your room now!

Lawson went to his room, crying.

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Eric as Lawson and Randall Weems

Emma as Ashley Armbruster

Paul as Menlo

Brian as YankieDude5000

Wiseguy as Miss Finster and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

Eric as Randall Weems and Dinkley's dad

Emma as Ashley Armbruster

Kimberly as Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum)

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