Lawson rants on Barney and friends and Gets Grounded is a grounded video by Kosta Karatzovalis as part of the Recessverse, published on March 9th 2019

Cast Edit


Lawson's dad-Wiseguy

Transcript Edit

(In Lawson's bedroom, Lawson was feeling upset)

Lawson: Man, I had the worst nightmare about me, my friends and Ratchet for mass slaughter of murder, got arrested, getting us killed by Azura and get sent us to hell. But that's was in the Kostaverse. But don't worry about that, I'm going to choose something, I'm going to rant on Barney and Friends. Good thing is my camera is in my room.

Text: 5 minutes later.

(Lawson was on camera and he had an announcement)

Lawson: Barney and Friends, more like Barney Fazbear, oh, my god, this show sucks. It involves a purple dinosaur named Barney and he likes to go on failing adventures with his friends, this includes Baby Bop, BJ, Riff and some kids. The worst part of it is where Barney pops up from a doll and it came to life. The songs are horrible, even the theme and closing song. This song teaches viewers alphabet, numbers and others for preschoolers. What a worst baby show character. But guess what? This show got cancelled in 2010, I wish the show will not exist. Do you know who likes this show? TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg and Gus Griswald! They're fans of Barney and Friends, and so are the other goody-goody students! It's their favourite show of all time. And you know who hates this show? Me, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob Murphy, Kurst the Worst, Clyde Philmore and other of my friends! So screw Barney and Friends, and screw Elmo's World. Spongebob Squarepants and Mr Bean are way better than Barney and Friends. End of rant.

(Then suddenly Lawson's dad came, pointing his finger at Lawson, who was horrified)

Lawson's dad's voice: Erwin, did I hear you rant on Barney and Friends.

Lawson Uh oh, dad.

(Then Lawson's dad walked in, and he was angry)

Lawson's dad: I'm sorry but Erwin is grounded.

(Lawson's dad turned off the camera, and he started scolding his son, who was crying)

Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you rant on Barney and Friends and say that Barney is the worst, Barney was my favourite character.

Lawson: But dad, he sucks!

Lawson's dad: I don't care! That's it, you're grounded for two and the half weeks with no TV and no computer. Go to bed now. 

(Lawson went to his bed, crying)

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

(The End)

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