Miss Finster, Principal Prickly and Mr. Lawson-Wiseguy
Lawson's angry voice-Kidaroo
Lawson gets in big trouble.
Miss Finster: Okay class, it's time to learn about science.
Lawson: No! I hate science and besides, science whomps!
Miss Finster: Do it right now or else!
Lawson: No way!
(he throws his book at Miss Finster)
Miss Finster: Lawson, why on Earth did you throw your textbook at me?!
Lawson: Because I already told you, science whomps!
Miss Finster: Go to the principal's office now!
(in the office)
Lawson: Great! It's you again, Fluttershy106!
Me: That's right! What landed you here this time?
Lawson: I threw my textbook at Miss Finster.
Me: I'm going to let you off the hook with a warning and if I see you doing something like that again...
(Lawson throws a chair at me)
Me: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!
Lawson (Kidaroo's voice): SCREW SCIENCE! SCREW MISS FINSTER AND SCREW YOU FLUTTERSHY106! SCREW YOU YOU GODDAMN F***ING S***** W***** D***** N***** C***** B**** C*** B**** B****** W**** A**!
Principal Prickly: Fluttershy106, why are you on the ground crying?
Me: Lawson threw a chair at me and used all the 13 bad words toward me!
Principal Prickly: Lawson, how dare you throw a chair at Fluttershy106 and use all the 13 bad words towards him?! Now thanks to you, he's in pain! That's it! You're suspended for 8 days! Get out now while I call 911 to take him to the hospital!
Mr. Lawson: Erwin, how dare you throw your textbook at Miss Finster?! You know doing that whomps!
Lawson: Hey! Stop stealing my catchphrase! How would you like it if I...
Mrs. Lawson: Before you continue, I heard you threw a chair at, injured, insulted and said all the 13 bad words towards your substitute principal! You could have gotten expelled for that! You are grounded grounded grounded for 9 days! Go to your room now!