It was Christmas. In Miss Finster's classroom in Third Street School, Miss Finster was very annoyed with Lazy Kid.
Miss Finster: Clark, you have been a very bad boy today.
Lazy Kid: But Miss Finster! Christmas Day is on the 25th! And I need some Christmas presents!
Miss Finster: Well too bad! This time, instead of giving you detention, I am sending you to Principal Prickly's office! Now go to Principal Prickly's office now!
Then Lazy Kid went out of the classroom, doing as he was toldm and then he entered Principal Prickly's office.
Principal Prickly: So, Clark? Why are you here?
Lazy Kid: I was a very bad boy today!
Principal Prickly was indignant.
Principal Prickly: Oh my gosh! Clark, I cannot believe you have been a very bad boy today! That's it, you are suspended for four weeks! Go home now!
Then Lazy Kid went home in disgrace. Back home, Lazy Kid's parents scolded Lazy Kid.
Lazy Kid's dad: Richard, we cannot believe you were a bad boy at school today! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded until Christmas Eve! And for this, we will call Santa Claus and tell him not to give you any presents this year!
Lazy Kid was horrified.
Lazy Kid: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! No please! I want Christmas presents!
Lazy Kid's dad: Well too bad! Go to your room right now!
Lazy Kid went up to his room, crying.
Lazy Kid: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Lazy Kid got into his room, and then his tears melted their stony hearts. Lazy Kid had a plan.
Lazy Kid: I am going to get on my computer.
Then Lazy Kid got on a computer.
Lazy Kid: Okay! I am going to type out on what I want for Christmas!
Then Lazy Kid started typing out on what he wanted for Christmas. The things that Lazy Kid wanted were South Park Season 1 DVD, The Simpsons Season 2 DVD, Family Guy Volume 10 DVD, Walking Dead Season 1 DVD, Spongebob Squarepants DVDs including Friend of Foe? Bikini Bottom Adventures and Atlantis Squarepantis, Disney Infinity 3.0 Edition Starter Pack for the Xbox 360, Sausage Party, Grand High Theft, Spongebob toys and South Park: The Stick of Truth on PS4. Then Lazy Kid finished typing out on what he wanted for Christmas.
Lazy Kid: Yay! I finally finished my Christmas list! Now Santa will know that I have been a good boy this year!
On Christmas Day, Lazy Kid got out of bed, and he was feeling jolly.
Lazy Kid: Hooray! It's finally Christmas Day! I hope Santa Claus brought me some presents!
Then Lazy Kid went out of his room, and then he entered the kitchen. Suddenly, there were no gifts under the tree! Lazy Kid was horrified.
Lazy Kid: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! Santa Claus didn't give me any presents!
Then Lazy Kid's parents came.
Lazy Kid's dad: That's right Richard! We called Santa and told him not to give you any Christmas presents this year.
Lazy Kid's mum: But, we did get you some Christmas presents.
Lazy Kid: Really?
Lazy Kid's dad: Yes, they are in the living room.
Lazy Kid was feeling happy, and he went off to the living room, yelling with joy.
Lazy Kid: Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Then Lazy Kid entered the living room, and then he looked at some of the presents. Then he opened all of them up, and he was dismayed. He had got all the presents that he hated. Then his parents came up to Lazy Kid. Lazy Kid was dismayed.
Lazy Kid's dad: We got you some Barney, Bob the Builder, Teletubbies, Oswald, Dora the Explorer, Dinosaur Train, Super Why, Blue's Clues and Bear in the Big Blue House DVDs. These are the only TV shows you will be watching from now on.
Lazy Kid's mum: We also got you some educational video games like Smartypants, Leapfrog and other educational video games. These are the only video games you will be playing from now on.
Lazy Kid was dismayed.
Lazy Kid: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! I hate Barney, Bob the Builder, Teletubbies, Oswald, Dora the Explorer, Dinosaur Train, Super Why, Blue's Clues, Bear in the Big Blue House, and the others!
Lazy Kid's dad: Too bad! These are the only shows and video games you will play from now on.
Lazy Kid's mum: Normally we would say 'Go to your room right now!'. But instead, start watching these shows and start playing these educational video games, or you will be grounded even more.
Then Lazy Kid's parents left, and Lazy Kid had no choice but to watch shows he hated and play video games he hated. Then Lazy Kid sat on a chair.
Lazy Kid: Well, it looks like I have to start watching these stupid baby DVDs and start playing my educational video games from now on! Man! This is the worst Christmas ever! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Duncan as Lazy Kid
Wiseguy as Miss Finster and Principal Prickly
Dave as Lazy Kid's dad
Salli as Lazy Kid's mum