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Lazy Kid was talking to his mum.

Lazy Kid: Hey mom.

Lazy Kid's mum: What is it, Richard?

Lazy Kid: Can we go to Taco Bell?

Lazy Kid's mum got annoyed. 

Lazy Kid's mum: No. 

Lazy Kid was serious.

Lazy Kid: But mom! I'm hungry! So let's go to Lazy Kid! 

Lazy Kid's mum was stubborn.

Lazy Kid's mum: Richard, I said no! 

Lazy Kid: Let's go to Taco Bell!

Lazy Kid's mum: For the last time, Richard! The answer is no! 

Lazy Kid started having a tantrum. 

Lazy Kid: I want Taco Bell! I want Taco Bell! I want Taco Bell! I want Taco Bell! I want Taco Bell! I want Taco Bell! I want Taco Bell! I want Taco Bell! I want Taco Bell! I want Taco Bell!

Lazy Kid's mum was still stubborn.

Lazy Kid's mum: Stop throwing a tantrum, Richard! I said we are not going to Taco Bell and that's final!

Then Lazy Kid's mum heard her husband calling. 

Lazy Kid's dad's voice: Hey honey! There's no food left in the fridge!

Lazy Kid felt impressed, and his mum told him the news.  

Lazy Kid's mum: Did you hear that, Richard? There's no food left in the fridge. So that means we can go to Taco Bell with just you and me! How does that sound?

Lazy Kid: Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay!

Lazy Kid's mum: Let's get to the car!

Then Lazy Kid and his mum went out of the house and they got in the car, and they went off to Taco Bell. Then Lazy Kid and his mum arrived at Taco Bell, and they went inside. The clerk greeted Randall Weems and Menlo.

Clerk: Hello, welcome to Taco Bell! How may I help you?

Randall: I would like a Fiery Dorito Taco with no tomatos and a regular Dr Pepper Freeze!

Menlo: And I would like a Volcano Taco and a large coke! 

Clerk: OK. Here's your food. Thank you for choosing Taco Bell. Please come again. 

Then the clerk gave Randall and Menlo their food, and Randall and Menlo gave the money to the clerk. 

Randall: Thank you! Here's your money! And have a nice day!

Randall and Menlo went off with their food to find their seats. Then Lazy Kid and his mum went up to the clerk. 

Clerk: Hello, welcome to Taco Bell! How may I help you?

Lazy Kid's mum: I would like a Taco with Nachos and the medium water!

Lazy Kid: And I would like a burrito with a side of nachos with cheese and the medium coke. Also for dessert, I would like to have a cookie sandwich!

Clerk: I'm sorry, but there are no more cookie sandwiches left!

Lazy Kid was surprised, and he was indignant. 

Lazy Kid: What? Please tell me you are joking!

Clerk: Don't feel bad young man. How about you get a Caramel Apple Empanada instead?

Lazy Kid: Why? 

Lazy Kid's mum: Because, Richard, there are no more cookie sandwiches left. Why don't you get a Caramel Apple Empanada instead?

Lazy Kid: No way mom! I want what I want! I want a cookie sandwich real badly, and that's what I want! 

The clerk was shocked.

Clerk: Uh-oh!

Lazy Kid's mum glared to Lazy Kid and was annoyed at him.

Lazy Kid's mum: Richard, stop acting like a spoiled brat! You can either have a Caramel Apple Empanada, or you can have nothing at all!  

The patrons started looking at Lazy Kid and his mum and TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg and Gus Griswald came. 

Lazy Kid: I got a better idea mom! Why don't we just cross the street to get a diamond ring so you won't be able to engage me! 

Lazy Kid's mum: Richard, I said don't speak to me like that! Now look, everyone is looking at us! 

Lazy Kid: (Wiseguy voice) Oh! So you really want to engage me mom?! Why didn't you say so? Go ahead!  

Lazy Kid started pointing his finger at his mum, who was horrified.

Lazy Kid: (Wiseguy voice) Go ahead mom! My finger is already out! Go ahead and engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me here at Taco Bell! 

TJ: I think this might be a good idea for us to get out of here! We better run, right Spinelli? 

Spinelli: Yes! Let's get out of here! Things are getting really crazy in here right now! 

Lazy Kid: (Wiseguy voice) Oh! So you are not going to engage me mom?! Huh, well then! I will engage Taco Bell! How about that?! 

Vince: Run for your lives!

Gretchen: Lazy Kid's going to attack Taco Bell! Hurry!

Mikey: You heard Gretchen! Quick! 

Gus: Let's get out of here, before Lazy Kid attacks us!

TJ and his friends ran for their lives. 

Lazy Kid began to go on a rampage, and he ran towards the clerk, and he pushed him over, along with his stand. 

Clerk: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lazy Kid pushed King Bob over, along with a plant bed.  

King Bob: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Then Lazy Kid injured Jordan by pushing him over, along with his food and his table.

Jordan: Wawawawawawawawawawa wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa!

Then Lazy Kid injured Jerome by pushing him off the bench on the wall, along with his food. 

Jerome: Wawawawawawawawawawa wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa!

Lazy Kid knocked the ice cream cabinet over, and he knocked the food cabinet and the drink cabinet over. He stomped around, and started raving. 

Lazy Kid: (Wiseguy voice) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Then Lazy Kid stomped off, and Lazy Kid's mum was dismayed. Then Lazy Kid's mum got furious and threw a fit. 

Lazy Kid's mum: (Scary voice) Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Richard, Richard, Richard, what in the name of God is wrong with you?! You destroyed the entire Taco Bell restaurant! I cannot believe you would do a thing like this! You idiot! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded!

Then the crying Lazy Kid walked up to his mum who was still angry.

Lazy Kid's mum: We are going home now, and you are getting absolutely nothing. 

Lazy Kid's mum began to carry Lazy Kid out of the destroyed restaurant. 

Lazy Kid: (Wiseguy voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Then the police siren sounded, Lazy Kid's mum came past the police who had arrived. 

Lazy Kid: (Wiseguy voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lazy Kid started begging.

Lazy Kid: (Wiseguy voice) Mommy, mommy, mommy! Please I swear! I'll be good! I will behave!

Lazy Kid's mum was too angry to reply, and she and Lazy Kid got back in the car, and they went home. 

Lazy Kid was crying. 

Lazy Kid: (Wiseguy voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Lazy Kid's mum: Stop crying, Richard! It's your own fault! Stop crying like a baby! It's totally your own fault! 

Lazy Kid: Mom! All I wanted was a cookie sandwich! But I did not get it! That's why I had to ask you if you can engage me! 

Lazy Kid's mum: No! The reason why you did not get a cookie sandwich is because there was no more left. So the clerk asked you if you wanted a Caramel Apple Empanada instead. But no, you have destroyed Taco Bell and I believe that we are going to end up on the news and into a lot of trouble. 

Lazy Kid: Okay mum! I'm sorry!

Lazy Kid's mum: Your apologies and forgiveness will not work, Richard. You have got us into a lot of trouble. You also scared TJ and his friends away because you pointed your finger at me! How dare you! I should have never asked if we can go to Taco Bell today. 

Lazy Kid: OK mom! I'm really really really really really really really sorry! Can we at least go back to Taco Bell to get a burrito with a side of nachos with cheese, the medium coke, and a Caramel Apple Empanada instead?

Lazy Kid's mum: No! You have destroyed Taco Bell! I think we are going to end up on the news and get into a lot of trouble. When we walked out outside, there was fire everywhere! The police were also there! We had to get out of there fast or otherwise we would get into tons and tons of trouble! Thanks a lot for this, Richard! I think we are going to end up in extreme trouble, Richard! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for an entire month! You will have nothing for the rest of this month! When we get home, you will go upstairs to your room!

At the GNN News studio, YankieDude5000 the Newscaster began to make an announcement.

YankieDude5000: Good evening, I'm YankieDude5000, and welcome to the GNN news. Tonight we are going to talk about what happened at Taco Bell. A boy named Richard Clark didn't get what he wanted. As a result, he destroyed the Taco Bell restaurant. We will take you there with another host Gangster Rufus. 

Gangster Rufus was outside the destroyed Taco Bell.

YankieDude5000: Gangster Rufus, are you there? Can you hear me? 

Gangster Rufus: Yes, I can hear you, YankieDude5000. I'm Gangster Rufus, and here I am at the destroyed Taco Bell restaurant where a terrible incident happened. A boy named Richard Clark didn't get what he wanted and he destroyed the entire Taco Bell restaurant. We will now go inside the destroyed Taco Bell restaurant. 

Then Gangster Rufus was inside the destroyed Taco Bell.

Gangster Rufus: As you can see, the entire Taco Bell restaurant has been destroyed. All of the chairs and tables have been ripped apart. The counter has been destroyed.

Then the clerk walked in.

Gangster Rufus: And everything else including the food and drinks have been soiled. And here with me to report, the clerk of Taco Bell. Sir, can you tell me and everyone on the GNN news about what happened?

Clerk: Well, there were no more cookie sandwiches for the boy! So I asked him if he can have a Caramel Apple Empanada instead! But no! And then he went out of control! Then he went to point his finger at his mom, and then he destroyed the entire Taco Bell restaurant! It was horrible! I was so scared! Fortunately, I was not seriously hurt though! 

Gangster Rufus: OK, thank you for the information, sir. 

Then the clerk went home. 

Then Gangster Rufus went outside, and he started interviewing TJ and his friends. 

Gangster Rufus: Now here I am outside the Taco Bell restaurant with six other people, TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg and Gus Griswald, they're going to tell us information about what happened. TJ, can you tell me and everyone on the GNN news about what happened when Richard Clark destroyed the entire Taco Bell restaurant?

TJ: Well, me and my friends Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus wanted to get something to eat at Taco Bell today!

Vince: But when we walked in. 

Gus: There was one of our enemies named Richard Clark better known as Lazy Kid who started to go out of control.

Mikey: Then he pointed his finger at his mom to ask him if she can engage him!

Gretchen: We were so scared that we had to run out of Taco Bell! 

Spinelli: What is wrong with Lazy Kid these days? 

Gangster Rufus: Thank you for the information, TJ, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus! I hope that you are all safe now! And now back to the GNN news studio with YankieDude5000. 

Back in the GNN news studios, YankieDude5000 was with Lazy Kid and his mum. Lazy Kid's mum was having a fit and was in an angry mood. 

YankieDude5000: Thank you, Gangster Rufus. Here I'm back with the GNN news studio where I have been joined by two guests Richard Clark and his mum. So, is there anything you want to say?

Lazy Kid's mum: Yes, my son didn't get what he wanted. And because of this, he destroyed the entire Taco Bell restaurant and made me look like his homosexual girlfriend. It was so crazy!

Lazy Kid: But mom! It's their own fault! I did not get what I wanted!

Lazy Kid's mum: Shut up, Richard! It's your own fault! If you did not point your finger at me and destroy the entire Taco Bell restaurant, all of this would have never happened! 

Lazy Kid: I told her that I was really really really really really really really sorry! I asked about can we go back and get the Caramel Apple Empanada! But no! And now I'm grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded!

YankieDude5000: Now as you can see Richard Clark and his mum have been making fun of, and Richard Clark is crying because he didn't get what he wanted. 

Lazy Kid's mum: Don't worry, sir, when we actually get home, Richard is going to be even more grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded. There will be no more Taco Bell for Richard, there will also be no TV, no video games, no computer, and furthermore, and he will be watching Barney and Friends for the rest of the entire month! And also, he will be watching Sesame Street and other shows he hated as well and eating vegetables as well! I'm so done with this! Let's go home now, Richard!

Then Lazy Kid's mum carried the crying Lazy Kid all the way home. 

Lazy Kid: (Wiseguy voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

YankieDude5000: And that concludes the news for the night. We will see you in the morning for more news on the GNN news. Goodnight, everyone!

CAST

Duncan as Lazy Kid

Salli as Lazy Kid's mum and Gangster Rufus 

Dave as Lazy Kid's dad's voice 

Simon as Clerk 

Eric as Randall Weems, TJ Detweiler and King Bob

Paul as Menlo and Vince LaSSao

Wiseguy as Lazy Kid's angry voice and Lazy Kid's crying voice 

Julie as Ashley Spinelli 

Amy as Gretchen Grundler 

Joey as Mikey Blumberg and Jordan 

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Gus Griswald 

Steven as Jerome 

Brian as YankieDude5000

Scary voice as Lazy Kid's mum's angry voice

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