Lazy Kid rants on Barney the Dinosaur and Gets Grounded is a grounded video by Kosta Karatzovalis, as part of the Recessverse, published on March 23rd 2019

Transcript Edit

(Lazy Kid was on camera and he had an announcement)

Lazy Kid: Barney and Friends, more like Barney Fazbear, oh, my god, this show sucks. It involves a purple dinosaur named Barney and he likes to go on failing adventures with his friends, this includes Baby Bop, BJ, Riff and some kids. The worst part of it is where Barney pops up from a doll and it came to life. The songs are horrible, even the theme and closing song. This song teaches viewers alphabet, numbers and others for preschoolers. What a worst baby show character. But guess what? This show got cancelled in 2010, I wish the show will not exist. Do you know who likes this show? TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg and Gus Griswald! They're fans of Barney and Friends, and so are the other goody-goody students! It's their favourite show of all time. And you know who hates this show? Me, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Sue Bob Murphy, Kurst the Worst, Clyde Philmore and other of my friends! So screw Barney and Friends, and screw Elmo's World. Spongebob Squarepants and Mr Bean are way better than Barney and Friends. End of rant.

(Then suddenly Lazy Kid's dad came, pointing his finger at Lazy Kid, who was horrified)

Lazy Kid's dad's voice: Richard, did I hear you rant on Barney and Friends.

Lazy Kid: Uh oh, dad.

(Then Lazy Kid's dad walked in, and he was angry)

Lazy Kid's dad: I'm sorry but Richard is grounded.

(Lazy Kid's dad turned off the camera, and he started scolding his son, who was crying)

Lazy Kid's dad: Richard, how dare you rant on Barney and Friends and say that Barney is the worst, Barney was my favourite character.

Lazy Kid: But dad, he sucks!

Lazy Kid's dad: I don't care! That's it, you're grounded for two and the half weeks with no TV and no computer. But in the meantine, that was the one that Lawson did rant on Barney and Friends. Anyways, go to bed now. 

(Lazy Kid went to his bed, crying)

Lazy Kid: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

(The End)

Cast Edit

Duncan as Lazy Kid

Dave as Lazy Kid's dad

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