Cast[edit | edit source]

Metal Mario-Brian

Police Officer-Wiseguy

Pink Gold Peach-Julie

Plot[edit | edit source]

This is the sequel to Caillou Misbehaves at School/Killed by Agatha.

Transcript[edit | edit source]

Metal Mario: Man, I can't believe Caillou got killed by Agatha! I know! I will shoot a rocket at Agatha to see how she likes it!

Metal Mario went off to the junkyard, and then he arrived at the junkyard. Later, Metal Mario entered the junkyard and he was looking at the junk. Then he saw a big box that said 'Free box of random parts - take it if you want'. 

Metal Mario: Huh?

Then Metal Mario read the sign on the box.

Metal Mario: 'Free box of random parts - take it if you want'. Wow! It looks like today is my lucky day! This is exactly what I need! I'll take it! 

Metal Mario picked up a box and he was ready to construct a missile launcher. 

Metal Mario began to construct the missile launcher by using some tools. Soon, Metal Mario had constructed a missile launcher! 

Metal Mario: Yay! The DIY Logic allowed me to build the missile launcher almost instantly! 

Metal Mario picked up the missile launcher, and he left the junkyard. 

Metal Mario: Now to find Agatha! 

Then Metal Mario went off to find Agatha. Then he saw Agatha walking along, and Agatha was feeding birds. 

Metal Mario used the missile launcher and he targeted Agatha's head. 

Metal Mario: Time to launch the rocket from its launcher to hit Agatha in the head in 3, 2, 1! Blast off! 

Metal Mario launched a rocket from the launcher. The rocket went out of control and it struck Agatha in the head. Agatha started screaming.

Agatha: AAAAAAAAAAARGH!

Agatha collapsed to the ground, and she was dead. Blood spilt all over the floor. 

Metal Mario: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Now that's more I like it!

Just then, the policeman came, much to Metal Mario's horror, and he was very angry.

Policeman: Metal Mario, how dare you hit Agatha in the head with a rocket!? I just heard that you're going to do that! What's on your hand?

Metal Mario: Eh, I went to the junkyard to make a missile launcher, and I brought it here to launch a rocket to hit Agatha in the head with it!

Policeman: Ooooooooooooooh! Metal Mario, I can't believe you killed Agatha by hitting her in her head with a rocket! 

Then Agatha picked herself up on the floor, and she was howling like a zombie. 

Agatha: Brain! Brain! Brain!

Metal Mario picked up a branch.

Metal Mario: Shut up!

Metal Mario hit Agatha in her face and knocked her out. Agatha was on the floor again. 

Policeman: Oh no! Agatha is hurt! I can't believe you injured her on purpose! That's it, I will pull the rocket out of Agatha's head!

The policeman pulled the rocket out of Agatha's head. SPLASH! Blood splashed all over the policeman, and the policeman was furious.

Policeman: Right! That's it, go home now!

At home...

Pink Gold Peach: Metal Mario, how dare you hit Agatha in the head with a rocket! Where did you get the idea from?

Metal Mario: First of all, you don't adress me as Metal Mario! Jonathan Amaya made it so that I'm your father! Second of all, I got the idea from the Crash Bandicoot series, and I just wanted Agatha to be like N Gin from the Crash Bandicoot series, so she will be a half-faced cyborg like N Gin. That's why I have to hit Agatha in her head with a rocket. 

Pink Gold Peach: I don't care about Jonathan Amaya or if it was his choice to make you my father, young man! I'm very disappointed in you for getting the idea from the Crash Bandicoot series to make Agatha like N Gin. You should be ashamed of yourself. 

Metal Mario: No! You should be ashamed of yourself for treating me like garbage!

Pink Gold Peach: Forget Jonathan Amaya! Now Agatha needs a plastic head surgery, thanks to you! Now we have to pay the hospital bill, thanks to you! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a week with no playing Crash Bandicoot games! Go to your room right now! 

Metal Mario (running upstairs): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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