Eric as Lawson

Joey as Gelman

Wiseguy as Miss Finster and Principal Prickly

Kate as Miss Lemon

Lawson and Gelman were having a great day. 

Lawson: Hey Gelman, what a nice (censored by sheep baaing) day we're having.

Gelman: I really (censored by sheep baaing) agree, Lawson.

Then Miss Finster and Miss Lemon came. 

Miss Finster: Oh my god! Guys, what are you saying?

Lawson: Oh, hi, Miss Finster! What a nice (censored by sheep baaing) we're having. 

Miss Finster: Boys, where did you learn these words from?

Gelman: We found them on the back of the dumpster.

Miss Finster: Well, stop saying it! It's a bad word!

Lawson: A bad word? Blah blah blah.

Miss Finster: Yes, in fact, there are 13 bad words you should never say.

Miss Lemon: Aren't there only 7?

Miss Finster: (to Miss Lemon) Not if you're a sailor! (to Lawson and Gelman) So remember, don't ever say that word. 

Lawson: Okay, Miss Finster. 

The rock fell and hit Miss Finster on her head.

Miss Finster: Ouch, my (censored by sheep baaing) head!

Lawson and Gelman were shocked and angry.

Lawson: Oh my blah! We're gonna tell Principal Prickly, Miss Finster.

Miss Finster was horrified.

Miss Finster: No, not Principal Prickly! His old heart can't take it!

Lawson and Gelman rushed to Principal Prickly's office, and they had a complaint to Principal Prickly.

Lawson: Principal Prickly! We have come to tell you that Miss Finster said a bad word!

Gelman: We would like to send Miss Finster here!

Then Lawson and Gelman brought the crying Miss Finster to Principal Prickly's office, and Miss Lemon had come along with Lawson and Gelman. Principal Prickly was furious with Miss Finster. 

Principal Prickly: Oh oh oh oh oh! Muriel! How dare you say a bad word? That's it, you're grounded grounded grounded for a month. You are fired and suspended from this school for this! Go home right home!

Miss Finster went home, crying.

Miss Finster: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 

Inspired by Mr. Krabs Says a Bad Word and Gets Grounded

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